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returntothepit >> discuss >> man, Anal Cunt has some funny shit by the_taste_of_cigarettes on Aug 13,2004 12:45pm
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 13,2004 12:45pm
FACE IT YOU'RE A METAL BAND 

you're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde 
you're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard 
you're not something special, you're not something new 
you're not fucking good, face it you're a metal band 

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I just spent way too long on www.sethputnam.com reading lyrics.

I can't help but partially agree with the anti-allston hulaballoo, though I don't know half the people he talks about and am friends with some of the dudes in TN...though they always forget me, which is weird.



toggletoggle post by arsonick   at Aug 13,2004 12:51pm
i just saw the gayest guy on earth



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Aug 13,2004 1:02pm
I spent one day reading all of his lyrics one day.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 13,2004 1:02pm
What happened between you and Chris Barnes? 

me and josh were looking for a new drummer for a.c. sometime in 1996 (before we got nate). the only reason we went to the six feet under show was to hand out flyers looking for a new drummer. while 6fu were on, we were heckling them. after the show, chris barnes grabbed me by the shirt, which felt like being grabbed by a weak 2 year old. i asked him if he wanted to fight me outside, and he said yes. stupidly, i turned my back to walk out the front door and fight that gay midget faggot. as my back was turned, i got jumped by about 5 of his roadies/friends/whatever. the bouncers threw me out. chris barnes never touched me. i had some kid go up to the 6fu tour bus and ask barnes if he still wanted to fight me, by himself. he stayed on the bus, and probably blew a bunch of guys or something. 

APRIL 16TH 2003 UPDATE :
i still hear shit every now and then about chris barnes saying he kicked my ass (he didn't even touch me) and how he'd do it again. i don't know if that's true, or if it's just a bunch of gossiping internet fags, but either way, there is an open challenge still on for him to fight me (BY HIMSELF, one on one). after recently getting into six feet under (they're one of the funniest bands i've ever heard), it might be hard not to laugh hysterically if i did see him, so he has that advantage over me in a fight. if he started singing "Stepping Stone", i would probably be crippled from laughter. but even with that advantage, i'll still fight him anytime. an interesting note: six feet under has never played boston since that incident between us (i told you he was a pussy!!)



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 13,2004 1:03pm
the internet is gay.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 13,2004 1:03pm
I respect how free with his opinion he is. Sometimes it's hard to say what you really want to say with someone cause you're worried how you'll come off, but this guy just really doesn't seem to give a set of diamond balls.



toggletoggle post by vivi at Aug 13,2004 1:06pm
6 feet under covering stepping stone really is the gayest thing i have ever heard in my life



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 13,2004 1:12pm
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever
Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician
He wore chains before Slayer and Venom
Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg

Chorus 1:
If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay
If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay
If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay
If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay

All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People
"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People
Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People
No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer

Chorus 2:
If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay
If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay
If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay
If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 13,2004 1:46pm
i lit your baby on fire



toggletoggle post by Bob Goulet at Aug 13,2004 6:32pm
unreleased AC song
Zyklon B Arthur

you don't even BLINK do you?



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 14,2004 1:18am
AC's cover of stayin alive is still one of my favorite songs ever..............

not to mention VJ



toggletoggle post by Korpse-l- at Aug 15,2004 1:25pm
hitler was a sensitive man



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Aug 15,2004 1:36pm
Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women You Still Suck You Fuckin Towelhead



toggletoggle post by Korpse-l- at Aug 15,2004 1:50pm
haha. ey mark it's rick. pissed i didn't make the show friday night, i already bought a tic for last night in worcester and i had no $. i wanted to see decapitated but they dropped off the tour and i couldn't get a refund. cattle decapitation ruled. let's grind ya fuck'n cracka!



toggletoggle post by The_Day_of_the_Rope  at Aug 15,2004 2:46pm
Seth Putnam's best writing ever...

Dead, Gay And Dropped

shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're dead
elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j bullock,you're gay
bolt thrower,you're dropped,suffocation,you're dropped,napalm death,you're
dropped

you're deader than sharon tate and her baby,you've swallowed more cum than
rod stewart,you've sold less records than old lady drivers,you're dead,you're
gay,you're dropped

pedro zamora,you're dead,freddie mercury,you're dead,mr. jessup,you're dead
michael stipe,you're gay,quentin crisp,you're gay,fred schneider,you're gay
sacred reich,you're dropped,cathedral,you're dropped,immolation,you're
dropped

you're deader than rock hudson and liberace,you've swallowed more cum than
truman capote,you've sold less records than candiru and dead world,you're
dead,you're gay,you're dropped.



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Aug 15,2004 4:19pm
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Faggot



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 15,2004 4:21pm
where's that thread where people were posting AC song titles?



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 16,2004 1:20am
day of the rope HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

prayer of the roller boys is an awsome movie.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 16,2004 10:18am
Picnic of Love is the best CD!

"I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman"




toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 16,2004 11:57am
man he said the bartender at O'Briens was a "fat jew dyke" and we should throw drinks upon her...or was it "fat jew cunt"? either way, this man has a way with words. I've never met the bartender there, so I have no idea if this is an "accurate" depiction, it's certainly not a flattering one, but it is certifiably a colorful one.



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