post by Daniel Schumacher Fan Page at Dec 15,2018 11:38am
DANIEL SCHUMACHER HAS PERFORMED ACAPELLA IN FRONT OF WORLDWIDE AUDIENCES AND IS A WORLD RENOWNED JAZZ ESSAYIST UNDER THE TUTELAGE OF DAVID BAKER AND HE WILL NOT BE TALKED DOWN TO BY YOU SAD GRINDCORE SHITSTAINS. HIS ABILITY TO MAKE MOUTH NOISES RESEMBLING MILLI VANILLI SONGS MAKE YOUR MUSICAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS LOOK LIKE TRAPPER KEEPER FULL OF RUN OVER DICKS. WE LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT 1 3 5, 1 4 5, 5 3 0 9 AND LMNOP TIME SIGNATURES FROM THE HIGHEST HEIGHTS OF MUSICAL SUPREMACY RESERVED ONLY FOR THE PURE BLOODED ACAPELLA ELITE. IN THE NAME OF BLEEDING GUMS BAKER WE WILL SEE YOU GROVEL FOR US TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR TONE DEAF EXISTENCE AND HEAR YOU BEG “DO IT ROCKAPELLA!!” WITH A BOOT ON YOUR FUCKING THROAT. MMMMMMBBAYYYDOOOOOWWOP....YOWWWWWWW
