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returntothepit >> discuss >> John Dwyer for President by Joe/NotCommon on Aug 5,2004 4:15pm
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toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 5,2004 4:15pm


He will send tax relief to the communities surrounding all metal fests in the country, so they can spend more money on his distro to help stimulate the economy.

He will wage war on Sweden for sending us so many horrible 'thrash' bands over the past 2 years. He will then give all the free people of sweden Sin of Angels demo cds.




toggletoggle post by Christraper at Aug 5,2004 4:19pm
he's got my vote



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Aug 5,2004 4:21pm
Same here. Soilwork isn't thrash so let's take Sweden to war!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 5,2004 4:26pm
yeah right... a vote for for him would be throwing away my vote!
why don't I just fill it out and toss it over niagra falls?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 4:28pm
zing



toggletoggle post by deathcow   at Aug 5,2004 4:33pm
As long as I get to be prime minister of sheetcake.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 4:36pm
PM
heh



toggletoggle post by honor4death   at Aug 5,2004 4:41pm
John is a moron This site says it all



toggletoggle post by Robteratism at Aug 5,2004 5:20pm
john is the man! he's got my vote.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 5,2004 5:35pm
Wow!

That's a gay shirt.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 5,2004 10:31pm
honor4death said:
John is a moron This site says it all


Thats our future president you are talking about.



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Aug 5,2004 11:43pm
i'll only vote for him if he selects Perp as his VP



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 6,2004 12:25am
honor4death said:
John is a moron This site says it all


the thing i dont get is that everyone says he fell over it but from Morons.org it says he was rescued before going over.




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 6,2004 9:29am
By Perp, do you mean the guy from Obriens?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 6,2004 9:32am
o m g

LMAO

is that site for real?




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 6,2004 9:33am
Mike of Existence could tell you dozens of stories of things I've done that should probably end up on that site. I forget when it was, sometime last year I think, I downed a ton of caffeine pills with a rock star drink. It was fucking weird.
Anyways, ask him in person because I don't think the stories should be posted here.



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Aug 8,2004 7:18pm
was that the same night you killed that homeless guy?



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Aug 8,2004 8:27pm
thats awesome. you got my vote



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 9,2004 7:33am
Imagine a Death Metal "Hail To The Cheif"!



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