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returntothepit >> discuss >> First time in a strip club last night by armageddonday on Aug 5,2004 11:42am
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toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 5,2004 11:42am
Stormy's birthday started off at the Safari Lounge which was empty exept a bunch of metalheads (us). When the bar closed they decided to go at the strip club, so I went along. Free for girls so that was cool...started drinking overpriced shitty beer, then a girl that was with us brought me next to the stage, and I got a dance! By a women! Not a lap dance, just a small thing, obviously I didn't have any cash, the lady who brought me there gave me some so I had the delicious opportunity to put the bill in the dancer's undies...cleaned shaved pussy.
After that I went to their ATM which charged $5 but I needed a beer.
Very interesting evening.
The music sucked, it was mostly R&B (good R&B but still), a club like that with metal/rock probably kicks ass.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 5,2004 11:45am
Hahahaha $5 for the ATM. That is brilliant.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 5,2004 11:45am
Anne loves females



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 11:53am
she loves me



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 11:53am
and i love her too



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 11:54am



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 5,2004 11:55am
I don't think I could ever drink anything in a strip club. I'd be too afraid of STDs floating around in the drink.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 5,2004 11:59am
retzam said:
Hahahaha $5 for the ATM. That is brilliant.


ha. usualy they dont let you take out less than $50 either.




toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 5,2004 12:04pm
Wonderful



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 5,2004 12:06pm



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 5,2004 12:10pm
hahahahahahahahahhhaahahhahaha



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 12:14pm
LMAO



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 5,2004 12:14pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 5,2004 12:14pm
excellent use of photoshop.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 12:15pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 5,2004 12:28pm
hahahahahahah....people in the store and I'm laughing out loud in here...and these pictures are not really to my advantage too...or something



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 5,2004 12:30pm
very DIY joe!!!

lovely



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 12:31pm
armageddonday said:
hahahahahahah....people in the store and I'm laughing out loud in here...and these pictures are not really to my advantage too...or something

i'm at work and started laughing out loud too..i look zombieish in the second and stoned in the first
hahahaha




toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 5,2004 12:33pm
carina,

where is the picture taken?

i like the walls...



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 5,2004 12:34pm
Thats my bedroom



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 5,2004 12:36pm

the bedroom in your dreams?
along with the huge penis?

j/k



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 12:39pm
boxofknives
RIP



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 12:39pm
sorry DC, i was answering you but i didn't quote yer question



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 5,2004 12:39pm
the huge penis is in your dreams



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 5,2004 12:41pm
was i wearing my glasses?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 5,2004 12:42pm
AW YEAH



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 5,2004 12:50pm
armageddonday said:
a club like that with metal/rock probably kicks ass.


someone should start one pronto!!!

subjugate can hire all the girls
joe/notcommon can book the bands





toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 5,2004 12:56pm
...and I can just be there keeping the bar busy



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 5,2004 1:17pm
joe's going to harrasing all the girls... I'm not sure he'll have time to book bands.
also, BOE could never play cause mike sweatpants disco would be too busy creating perverted barbie dolls and mailing them to the dancers.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 1:20pm
and the rev can play boggle with me



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 5,2004 2:13pm
harassing?

more like stalking




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 2:14pm
i meant boggle me and charge admission



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 5,2004 2:26pm
i need a job too!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Aug 5,2004 2:53pm
fuck i wish i had gone. i had to leave early so id actually get up the next morning.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Aug 5,2004 2:53pm
plus the girl i was trying to hook up with was already taken



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 5,2004 2:59pm
dirteecrayon said:
i need a job too!


dancer



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 5,2004 3:48pm
If I remember correctly the girl you were trying to hook up with at Safari was the girl who pay me the dance (I think)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 5,2004 3:51pm
haha, christraper got the cock block



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Aug 5,2004 3:51pm
armageddonday said:
If I remember correctly the girl you were trying to hook up with at Safari was the girl who pay me the dance (I think)


cute little chinese girl with the pink shirt?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Aug 5,2004 3:52pm
the_reverend said:
haha, christraper got the cock block


the dude wasnt there but yea....christraper got shot down. it happens.




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 4:01pm
well i heard you were cute so you shoul have no trouble finding someone single



toggletoggle post by JoeDavolla  at Aug 5,2004 4:04pm
The first time I went to a Nudie Bar was back in 1994.It was a place called the Fuzzy Grape.They had 18+ nights on Monday.I beleave it was in Webster,MA.I doubt its still there.I like to go to Macs 2 in Billerica,MA once every few months.Theres a girl there named Mia thats fucking BEAUTIFUL.But since theres no more smoking allowed in bars and clubs in MA I wont be going there anytime soon.Your better off gettin some porn or downloading pics of nude chicks on the web.Its cheaper.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 5,2004 4:04pm
he is cute, i almost turned gay at the mere sight of him



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Aug 5,2004 4:08pm
why thank you Carina but its not nearly as easy as it sounds. i hardly have any free time being in two bands so when i actually do go out im usually drunk and in no condition to meet anyone. And on top of that im always with my band and Anne knows well enough that something stupid is bound to happen whenever we go out.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 4:08pm
i have no clue of what he looks like ..just what i heard..but i didn't know you went that way joe!

why do all guys want my man



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Aug 5,2004 4:09pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
he is cute, i almost turned gay at the mere sight of him


fuck really? i was gonna ask for your number....




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 4:14pm
Christraper said:
why thank you Carina but its not nearly as easy as it sounds. i hardly have any free time being in two bands so when i actually do go out im usually drunk and in no condition to meet anyone. And on top of that im always with my band and Anne knows well enough that something stupid is bound to happen whenever we go out.


2 bands? which ones?




toggletoggle post by Christraper at Aug 5,2004 4:18pm
horn of valere and esuriem (ex-sorcery)



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 5,2004 4:37pm
that's cool, i'm sure that keeps you busy!
i haven't seen either of your bands yet though



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Aug 5,2004 4:53pm
succubus said:
that's cool, i'm sure that keeps you busy!
i haven't seen either of your bands yet though

thats ok. nobody ever comes to our shows




toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 5,2004 5:18pm
that is maybe because you don't flyer for them...



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