So I’m faking my disability for attention, I collect money under the table by hooking, and I discount any johns that can bring a big dog to slake my unholy thirst for dog cock. I like to tell people that my parents murdered people for attention, but really I’m pretty normal and that’s what really makes me mad. Don’t forget that I could work, but choose to mooch. AMA.

Kill yourself?

Is that a question?

No, I won't. Sorry, but I'm pretty scared of dying.

Wow look at the all the jealous guys fucking with my Gmommyweb.

You are just mad cuz
1. you have to work in a job you dislike / forced too because of child support / not using protection / hooking up with batshit crazy goth and or hot topic "metal" chicks.

2. Got turned down by da Queen GmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmweb and you've never had her panties stuff down anything you own.

3. Angry because dogs like to be around her more than you. In fact the 210 lb dog you go to bed with everynight doesn't even like you...

4. You live in NH and not named rev.

5. You fail to get discounts when you pay johns so you're mad about that too.