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returntothepit >> discuss >> Farting at work by Lord Bat on May 12,2017 4:34pm
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toggletoggle post by Lord Bat at May 12,2017 4:34pm
Anyone else rip em in the cubicle and hope no one comes in?



toggletoggle post by No but at May 12,2017 4:42pm
I had this coworker who got fired about 6 months ago. This guy would walk right through the room, rip ass, and say "excuse me" like it was a simple cough or sneeze. Constantly. Didn't appear to be embarrassed or sorry in the slightest. He also would heat up curried/garlic-rich foods in a working area with no ventilation. He was the worst.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 12,2017 5:00pm
No%20but said[orig][quote]
I had this coworker who got fired about 6 months ago. This guy would walk right through the room, rip ass, and say "excuse me" like it was a simple cough or sneeze. Constantly. Didn't appear to be embarrassed or sorry in the slightest. He also would heat up curried/garlic-rich foods in a working area with no ventilation. He was the worst.


What's wrong with curried and/or garlic rich foods? What are you, a fuckin' commie?



toggletoggle post by No but at May 12,2017 5:42pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
No%20but said[orig][quote]
I had this coworker who got fired about 6 months ago. This guy would walk right through the room, rip ass, and say "excuse me" like it was a simple cough or sneeze. Constantly. Didn't appear to be embarrassed or sorry in the slightest. He also would heat up curried/garlic-rich foods in a working area with no ventilation. He was the worst.


What's wrong with curried and/or garlic rich foods? What are you, a fuckin' commie?


Dude. Unventilated room with no windows or HVAC system. It's nothing against the food itself. This shit in an unventilated room is like someone microwaving fish in the break room.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 14,2017 10:39am
I was just talking about this!!! When you fart in your chair and if slowly leaks out of the cushion.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 14,2017 11:34am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I was just talking about this!!! When you fart in your chair and if slowly leaks out of the cushion.


Happens to me allll the time. Fluffs out of the cushion for constant enjoyment.



toggletoggle post by Deporterrrrr at May 14,2017 1:00pm
No%20but said[orig][quote]
I had this coworker who got fired about 6 months ago. This guy would walk right through the room, rip ass, and say "excuse me" like it was a simple cough or sneeze. Constantly. Didn't appear to be embarrassed or sorry in the slightest. He also would heat up curried/garlic-rich foods in a working area with no ventilation. He was the worst.


Sounds like a filthy H1-B foreigner. Deport.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 15,2017 3:44pm
ugh... just laid farts in my cube...



toggletoggle post by Lord Bat at Jun 7,2017 9:47am
had to stop doing it, new coworker is one of these people that comes flying in unannounced.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 7,2017 10:38am
just did this again. man...



toggletoggle post by IAMNOTKRUSTY at Jun 7,2017 2:04pm
I did that the other day, and right when I got a good whiff out of the chair, one of the managers walked in the cube over my shoulder. She preceded to make a stupid face and recoiled away a couple of feet. The conversation was brief. I felt amused and slightly ashamed.



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