Wow she climbed the PA system! Wooow!!! There's fake blood!!!!! WOW Jolly just bought Blood Fire Death with an ITunes giftcard!!!! WOWwww!!!!!!

Not Funny stop pretending to be people to stir shit. Rev do an IP check. I am sure its not who it claims to be.

LOLOLOL Sire fags bumped 50 different threads just to keep this off the 1st page. SIRE FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS.

Look for our split ep with Shroud Of Bereavement this fall. All proceeds will go to the Olneyville Home For Pretensious Black Metal Frauds

I HATE U DAD!!!!

Actually this was bumped off the first page because it is clearly someone retarded trying to pretend to be me and calling me L. Ron Homo but they have no balls and wont talk shit to my face ever so they are using my name to talk shit on this site and stir shit between a band I actually like and am friends with and me. Like I said, the one fucking time I come check the site out out of bordom and someone is using my name and starting shit. In fact just ask the Rev to check the IP address of the OP and I guarentee it isnt me. So nice try. If I find out who it is I am going to confront them in person and take care of this and anyone who knows me knows I wouldnt talk shit online and I def will fuck someone up for starting shit between me and bands I am actually friends with. Rev please post the OPs ip address so I can see who this idiot is. If you want to send it to me via email it will be much appreciated.

ok

You just outed yourself, retard. I sincerely doubt anyone thought that a goofy troll pseudonym was a play off of you or your real name.

LET US MEME THIS SIRE, BRING FORTH THE PICTURES.

Any sufficiently advanced trolling is indistinguishable from magic.

Penis

NO ONE CARES

IMMATURE

Poop Cunt

eat shit out of a vagina

no u

Yeah Rev I'd also appreciate this imposter's IP. Inbox me plz

'ear mi nah,bwoy! t'row dem a bumklaat gluten-free ital bean patty dow dere inna Dallas yard an' ting!

And here I thought lighting bolt sucked !

The idea that buddy cianci even gave a fuck about lightning bolt is the funniest thing I've caught on rttp in a while. 8.5/10

Also, you are all fags and shroud of bereavement actually sucks.

GREAT SCOTT!

Rev, post the original posters IP. Its time to shame people for pretending to be someone else. Its not funny and its the reason no one takes music or the people that play it serious anymore. Its just a scene of shit talkers.

Sir, I am offended! Are you seriously implying that I, Clark Ass-ton Shit, am not who I say I am? That I did not pen the Hy-poo-borea tales?

Other than cyber attacks on the site itself, when has The Rev ever posted an IP address?

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of OP's mind to correlate, really, any of its contents.

good band. i like when they squirt colored liquid at the audience.

i like wen the girl has sex with everything

I say!

10 IP's I'm posting from and 1 of them is a lie...

I love Jesus, I mean Odin, wait no I mean nobody. Hate jews though

Yes sire, I would love for you to insert that into my body.

i LOVE niggers

Wasn't the topless singer chick in that shitty grunge band Tinsel Teeth? She's black metal now?

You like blind guardian because you like dancing with gnomes but you also like Bethlehem because you wanna destroy happiness?

I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.

Sire really does fucking suck.