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returntothepit >> discuss >> Priest and nun caught having sex by RustedAngel on Jul 30,2004 1:38pm
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toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 30,2004 1:38pm
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1039108.html

A Catholic priest and nun have been caught having sex in a car at an airport car park in Malawi.

The 43-year-old priest and 26-year-old nun were caught "in the act" in a tinted saloon car parked at Lilongwe International Airport.

The pair were brought before magistrates where they received a suspended six-month jail sentence with hard labour.

"It was a bizarre spectacle, the public alerted airport police after noticing the car shaking in a funny way," police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told the BBC.

In a packed and giggling court-room, both the priest and the nun pleaded guilty to the charge of indecent behaviour in a public place and disorderly conduct.

The nun told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in judgement, while the priest said that as a man of God he accepted Satan had tempted him.

Magistrate Arthur Mtalimanja accepted their pleas in mitigation, but admonished them saying that as servants of God they were the last to be expected to misbehave in public.

"I therefore sentence you to six months imprisonment with hard labour, but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse," he said.

If the couple repeat the offence in the next 18 months they will go to jail, the magistrate said.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jul 30,2004 1:40pm
I bet she has great tits



toggletoggle post by cdan   at Jul 30,2004 1:50pm
nun so vile



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 30,2004 1:54pm
nun porn is fucking awesome



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 31,2004 10:11am edited Jul 31,2004 10:12am
religion is a joke.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jul 31,2004 10:42am
hahaha, people are funny

ACCKKK, RA, don't make this another religion argument thread, we all know we've had enough of those.



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Jul 31,2004 11:16am
Joe/NotCommon said:
I bet she has great tits


I second that.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 31,2004 12:24pm
yeah, I read this a day or so ago.
messed up!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 31,2004 12:54pm
it's the most brilliant plan ever! "i must have sex with you to clean your sins and your demons" where's the reward for this guy? at least it wasn't little boys



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jul 31,2004 4:04pm
Abbath said:
it's the most brilliant plan ever! "i must have sex with you to clean your sins and your demons" where's the reward for this guy? at least it wasn't little boys


true that. you don't come across many heterosexual priests now-adays. plus she was of legal age!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jul 31,2004 5:25pm
Blame pleasure on Satan. Ass.



toggletoggle post by Dave Maggot at Jul 31,2004 6:09pm
what they shouldve done is pat him on the back and shake his hand for getting it in the right hole. but instead the church would probably rather have him fucking kids.



toggletoggle post by Korpse-l- at Aug 2,2004 7:13am
haha! yet people still choose to follow that shit (religion). makes me laugh. priests are raping alter boys, priests are fuckn nuns. burn your local church! and hump a nun. wooo hoooo! let jesus fuck you!!!! let jesus fuck you!!!! grahhhhgh!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 2,2004 10:35am



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