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returntothepit >> discuss >> SIRE IS GAY HIPSTER TRASH by SIRE IS HIPSTER TRASH on Dec 28,2016 1:06am
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toggletoggle post by SIRE IS HIPSTER TRASH at Dec 28,2016 1:06am
REMOVE THE RAUNCHY GROSS PIG OF A HERPE INFESTED HIPSTER FEMALE FROM THE BAND AND YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH A FAGGET NAMED JAMES DESIRNO (I.E. JOLLY). BAND IS TRASH. I SEE THEM AT EVERY SHOW AND THEY SUCK. ITS REHASHED HIPSTER-CORE. SAVE YOUR MONEY DONT GO TO THE SHOW. FOR THE RECORD THE WHITE MICE WERE THE MOST EPIC LAMEST SHIT EVER. SERIOUSLY DUDE? SERIOUSLY? YOU ARE GOING TO CALL YOURSELF EURONYMOUS AND SAY YOU LIKE BLACK METAL AND WEAR A STUPID ULVER BACK PATCH AND HATE EVERYTHING THAT ISNT METAL AND PLAY IN A METAL JOKE BAND. IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW, BLACK METAL WAS NEVER MEANT TO TURN INTO A JOKE, HIPSTERS TURNED IT INTO A JOKE AND SIRE IS THE NEWEST BIGGEST JOKE. RID THE SCENE OF THIS TRASH AND LETS MAKE BLACK METAL GREAT AGAIN. I CANT BELIEVE I HAD TO SIT THROUGH THEIR SET 4 TIMES NOW AND MOST RECENT WITH CHURCHBURN. GET OUT OF THE WAY AND LETS MAKE DUSK GREAT AGAIN.



toggletoggle post by SIRE IS HIPSTER TRASH at Dec 28,2016 2:49am
GAY FAGS ARE GAY FAGS. ONE TIME THE GIRL FROM SIRE PISSED ON STAGE THINKING IT WOULD BE FUNNY OR DEEP AND SHE ACCIDENTLY FARTED AND SOME SHIT CAME OUT AND SHE WAS SUPER EMBARRASSED. LAME, NOT FUNNY AND ALREADY BEEN DONE A MILLION TIMES BEFORE. LETS MAKE STAGE SHOWS GREAT AGAIN AND NOT ALLOW DUMB WHORES WITH LOW I.Q.S BACK ON STAGE TO TRY TO BE SEXY WHEN THEY CANT EVEN MAKE LYRICS GREAT AGAIN.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 28,2016 12:51pm
Hahaha Jealous much? Whoever wrote this can suck all of Jollys talented Dicks, WhiteMice made fun of all Culture, that was the point, and Sire rules, go fuck ya self



toggletoggle post by THEY MUST REALLY MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR OWN SEXU... think before typing ... at Dec 28,2016 2:40pm
THEY MUST REALLY MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR OWN SEXUALITY YOU HOMOPHOBIC DICK!



toggletoggle post by 🔪 at Dec 28,2016 4:02pm
How bout you tell them that to their face you spineless pussy!



toggletoggle post by Faggity Fag Fag at Dec 28,2016 4:03pm
Is this what happens when you're a closet homo that lives in his mom's basement? Get a life , you sure have dedicated a lot of time showing what homophobic misogynistic trash you are.



toggletoggle post by Gayside Ron at Dec 28,2016 4:37pm
I hate Jolly.



toggletoggle post by Gayside Ron at Dec 28,2016 4:38pm
Scott Conner.
Scott Conner.
Scott Conner.



toggletoggle post by 🔪 at Dec 28,2016 6:33pm
Dude, I just checked out their bandcamp and their music rules!!! YOUR THE REAL FAGGOT FOR TRYING TO SWAY PUBLIC OPINION OF THEM



toggletoggle post by I object your honor he's lying! at Dec 28,2016 10:12pm
Blasphemy!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 28,2016 10:14pm
actually, they are really good. blahblahblah tinsel teeth boobs whatever. I really liked they when I saw them. I'm glad that they are making music.



toggletoggle post by 🔪 at Dec 28,2016 10:26pm
Sire is amazing, fuck the haters



toggletoggle post by Geoffe hate at Dec 28,2016 11:22pm
Whoever started this thread is insanely fucking jealous Obviously, ask ya boy jollie on a date, I hear he has a ginourmous cock and loves blumpkins.



toggletoggle post by Gayside Ron at Dec 28,2016 11:27pm
I am a RI black metal legend.



toggletoggle post by Geoffe hate at Dec 28,2016 11:33pm
Wait you play in Gravesidd service? They are the real joke of Ri, you guys SUCKKK, go fuck yourself for criticizing them. Your the worst band ever! Hahhahahahahahahhahahahhah



toggletoggle post by TFW YOUR TITS ARE OLD NEWS at Dec 29,2016 12:54am
Seriously. We've all seen her tits. You can Google Tinsel Teeth and see them if you haven't. The band fucking sucks.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Dec 29,2016 8:25am
TFW%20YOUR%20TITS%20ARE%20OLD%20NEWS said[orig][quote]
Seriously. We've all seen her tits. You can Google Tinsel Teeth and see them if you haven't. The band fucking sucks.





toggletoggle post by Gayside Ron at Dec 29,2016 12:17pm
My Operatic Costume Metal band Graveside Service is the only band worth shit in RI. Im a black metal legend. I namedrop my friend Scott constintly to keep Xasthur relevant at all. We are black metal Legends.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2016 2:18pm



toggletoggle post by Not Fake at Dec 29,2016 6:21pm
never heard of them. have fun anyway



toggletoggle post by Anonymous at Dec 29,2016 7:31pm
Dont you just play Americana Bluegrass bullshit now Ron? Yea... real black metal legend. Whatta joke



toggletoggle post by Anonymous at Dec 29,2016 7:35pm
Also congratulations Sire for being trolled in RTTP, youve made it to the big time



toggletoggle post by This is Scott at Dec 29,2016 8:49pm
I'm so sorry I ever did business with Graveside Service. Their singer was always talking shit behind my back. That's one reason why I never had respect for them. The other reason, well.... I paid for their rent, utilities, food, and even a remastered version of their debut album "Masterbaters in Lunacy". And what thanks do I get? "Hi Scott...bye Scott"...Gravy train side assholes....



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 29,2016 10:21pm
TFW%20YOUR%20TITS%20ARE%20OLD%20NEWS said[orig][quote]
Seriously. We've all seen her tits. You can Google Tinsel Teeth and see them if you haven't. The band fucking sucks.


Thanks for the heads up!



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF DEPTS at Dec 29,2016 10:36pm
Just curious if OP wants to engage said people in Sire IRL, if so perhaps he should engage them IRL.


See also: penis



toggletoggle post by ok you guys at Dec 30,2016 3:05pm
ok



toggletoggle post by Sleeveless Timothy at Dec 30,2016 6:18pm
Sire is hokey try-hard dogshit for low-information celibates and stay-at-home dads.



toggletoggle post by Danger Dan at Dec 31,2016 2:40pm
Sleeveless%20Timothy said[orig][quote]
Sire is hokey try-hard dogshit for low-information celibates and stay-at-home dads.


Stay at home dads? Low information celibates? You are reaching hard buddy😄... Your post is hokey Dogshit, and I can smell your Vagina from here "TIM"



toggletoggle post by Jolly at Jan 2,2017 12:35pm
Hey Ron, Im sorry that you hate me and and my bandmates so much that you had to make this shitty post, but hey we used to be really good friends at one point, then you started dating an ex and now you hate me. I forgive you for making this, I know how you get pissed and do crazy things. If you would like to talk about this sometime you have my #. This post makes you seem petty and weak, and I know you arent eather of those. I would rather us repair our relationship, cause Ive always liked you and my bandmates dont deserve you trashing SIRE over some shit between us.



toggletoggle post by Ron GSS at Jan 2,2017 10:51pm
My dick. Your mouth. Suck faggot.



toggletoggle post by Don GSS at Jan 3,2017 7:18am
HEY IT'S YOUR BROTHER DON, PICK UP THE PHONE YOU DUMMY. I NEED TO RECORD MY ZITHER YOU ASSHOLE



toggletoggle post by THE REAL Don GSS at Jan 3,2017 8:37am
Guys, this is the only OFFICIAL Don GSS account, the other Don GSS is a fraudulent troll account. Accept no substitutes.



toggletoggle post by Sad but true at Jan 3,2017 9:50am
My parents died in a car accident because they're werent wearing a seat belt...

I live with my grandparents now...



toggletoggle post by I thought I told you to screw? at Jan 3,2017 12:59pm
God damn repelicans!



toggletoggle post by @Jolly at Jan 3,2017 3:07pm
And you're a real spring chicken....



toggletoggle post by RATT SHITTINGS at Jan 3,2017 4:30pm
Hey guys! I am a big fan! I will give you a great deal at Opiate sound studios! Just come up and feel free to leave your amps for the next session!



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Jan 3,2017 4:57pm
RATT%20SHITTINGS said[orig][quote]
Opiate sound studios!





toggletoggle post by RTTP OF NICE THREAD COMMENTING at Jan 3,2017 7:29pm
Threadplotcocktwist: All contributors above me are actually in the band Sire.

They are also all straight.



toggletoggle post by grandmotherweb at Jan 5,2017 7:01pm
i have no opinion about Sire's music (didn't listen, LOL), but seriously, DO NOT SUPPORT THIS PAY-TO-PLAY SHOW.

grandmotherweb said[orig][quote]
grandmotherweb said[orig][quote]


this show is pay-to-play. Doug Mesner, a.k.a. Lucien Craven Coward, did not inform the Boston TST chapter head about this show ahead of time, nor did the bands know it was a benefit for TST until i pointed it out to them on FB.

DO NOT SUPPORT. Buy merch direct from the bands instead.




toggletoggle post by ron gsss at Jan 6,2017 9:50am
Why the fuck are you assholes bringing my name up in these threads? You are all a bunch of fucking retards. Considering the fact that I am a friend of Jolly and I have only seen his band once. So stop trying to use my name and my band for something that isnt funny. I saw the other thread as well. Anyone that mentioned my name in the most random thread on this site has no balls to talk the same shit to my face because they know I will fuck them up. So go away and do something else with your time.



toggletoggle post by THE REAL Don GSS at Jan 6,2017 12:30pm
You tell'em, Ron-Jon!



toggletoggle post by Bath Tub No Hands Satan Boner at Jan 6,2017 12:41pm
Satan is my viagra!



toggletoggle post by ERIC CSDO at Jan 6,2017 1:00pm
Fuck you & your gay black metal band, Ron. Real metalheads play Thrash.



toggletoggle post by the ghost of erics dead cat at Jan 6,2017 1:39pm
ERIC%20CSDO said[orig][quote]
Fuck you & your gay black metal band, Ron. Real metalheads play Thrash.


meow fagget



toggletoggle post by ERIC CSDO at Jan 6,2017 3:50pm
Make fun of losing the best friend I ever had to my face, pussy. Fuck this site & fuck all you posers.



toggletoggle post by Ron Graveside at Jan 7,2017 12:20am
Shut the fuck up. So lets see. I can now narrow who ever the OP of all these threads and posts down to the very few people I know that have seen me in red jeans that the women went crazy over as I got laid everynight and you all didnt. So lets see. I think ill start making a list so I can shame whatever asshole is obsessed with my pants, my bulge and my sexy self while you sit here online making fun of bands you probably never have even heard before and starting trouble between a friend of mine and myself. Bottom line, Jolly is a friend of mine. We have had many a good time. I like Sire and I even drove them to a Boston show once and wouldnt mind seeing them again. So whoever is using my name and my band name can give it up. The joke is dead. And if anyone in Sore is reading this please dont feed these trolls. They randomly started talking shit about me and pretending to be me as they talked shit about you only problem is they didnt realize we are actually all friends so they failed. I did get pissed off that they tried so hard to piss me off but whatever. And Jolly I hope that you really did make that response but keep in mind these people are retards. I dont get how someone saying they didnt like your band at a churchburn show has or had anything to do with me, gss ron and all the gay xasthur references and etc etc. Seriously people? Lame and beating a dead horse joke. Wow you made fun of a band and then you made fun of me. You are a internet hero. Congrats.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Jan 7,2017 12:36am
Ron%20Graveside said[orig][quote]
Shut the fuck up. So lets see. I can now narrow who ever the OP of all these threads and posts down to the very few people I know that have seen me in red jeans that the women went crazy over as I got laid everynight and you all didnt. So lets see. I think ill start making a list so I can shame whatever asshole is obsessed with my pants, my bulge and my sexy self while you sit here online making fun of bands you probably never have even heard before and starting trouble between a friend of mine and myself. Bottom line, Jolly is a friend of mine. We have had many a good time. I like Sire and I even drove them to a Boston show once and wouldnt mind seeing them again. So whoever is using my name and my band name can give it up. The joke is dead. And if anyone in Sore is reading this please dont feed these trolls. They randomly started talking shit about me and pretending to be me as they talked shit about you only problem is they didnt realize we are actually all friends so they failed. I did get pissed off that they tried so hard to piss me off but whatever. And Jolly I hope that you really did make that response but keep in mind these people are retards. I dont get how someone saying they didnt like your band at a churchburn show has or had anything to do with me, gss ron and all the gay xasthur references and etc etc. Seriously people? Lame and beating a dead horse joke. Wow you made fun of a band and then you made fun of me. You are a internet hero. Congrats.



tl;dr



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Jan 7,2017 1:24am
Ron%20Graveside said[orig][quote]
Shut the fuck up. So lets see. I can now narrow who ever the OP of all these threads and posts down to the very few people I know that have seen me in red jeans that the women went crazy over as I got laid everynight and you all didnt. So lets see. I think ill start making a list so I can shame whatever asshole is obsessed with my pants, my bulge and my sexy self while you sit here online making fun of bands you probably never have even heard before and starting trouble between a friend of mine and myself. Bottom line, Jolly is a friend of mine. We have had many a good time. I like Sire and I even drove them to a Boston show once and wouldnt mind seeing them again. So whoever is using my name and my band name can give it up. The joke is dead. And if anyone in Sore is reading this please dont feed these trolls. They randomly started talking shit about me and pretending to be me as they talked shit about you only problem is they didnt realize we are actually all friends so they failed. I did get pissed off that they tried so hard to piss me off but whatever. And Jolly I hope that you really did make that response but keep in mind these people are retards. I dont get how someone saying they didnt like your band at a churchburn show has or had anything to do with me, gss ron and all the gay xasthur references and etc etc. Seriously people? Lame and beating a dead horse joke. Wow you made fun of a band and then you made fun of me. You are a internet hero. Congrats.


Women went crazy and got laid every night I highly doubt it, red jeans? are you Carl from ATHF? Fucking basic amateur trick, I am a pimp compared to you, have an issue, I am down for the crown, let's get down like James Brown.



toggletoggle post by Ron Gravesideservice gss. at Jan 7,2017 4:31am
So I am sitting here trying to think of how I should respond to all of this shit on here: people relentlessly talking shit, baiting me, people posting pretending to be me, etc. Then I realized that this is all far too retarded to respond to or be involved with in any way. So thank you all for being a catalyst for that epiphany. So if anyone sees a post from me from here on out, it is not me. I'm retired. And I can easily shut down anyone in person, face to face, if need be. I mean, if someone seriously wants to fuck with me I am more than capable of making them regret it. But I'm just...not interested.



toggletoggle post by ERIC CSDO at Jan 7,2017 9:02am
Fight me you ginzo pussy.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Jan 8,2017 1:19am
MotleyGrue said[orig][quote]
Ron%20Graveside said[orig][quote]
Shut the fuck up. So lets see. I can now narrow who ever the OP of all these threads and posts down to the very few people I know that have seen me in red jeans that the women went crazy over as I got laid everynight and you all didnt. So lets see. I think ill start making a list so I can shame whatever asshole is obsessed with my pants, my bulge and my sexy self while you sit here online making fun of bands you probably never have even heard before and starting trouble between a friend of mine and myself. Bottom line, Jolly is a friend of mine. We have had many a good time. I like Sire and I even drove them to a Boston show once and wouldnt mind seeing them again. So whoever is using my name and my band name can give it up. The joke is dead. And if anyone in Sore is reading this please dont feed these trolls. They randomly started talking shit about me and pretending to be me as they talked shit about you only problem is they didnt realize we are actually all friends so they failed. I did get pissed off that they tried so hard to piss me off but whatever. And Jolly I hope that you really did make that response but keep in mind these people are retards. I dont get how someone saying they didnt like your band at a churchburn show has or had anything to do with me, gss ron and all the gay xasthur references and etc etc. Seriously people? Lame and beating a dead horse joke. Wow you made fun of a band and then you made fun of me. You are a internet hero. Congrats.


Women went crazy and got laid every night I highly doubt it, red jeans? are you Carl from ATHF? Fucking basic amateur trick, I am a pimp compared to you, have an issue, I am down for the crown, let's get down like James Brown.


Fuck I was lit up last night I do not remember posting this!



toggletoggle post by Too Coolieo at Jan 8,2017 9:22am
Stacy if you are in this thread, were all going to Steves after the movie.



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