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returntothepit >> discuss >> Bacon is the most overrated meat in the world by Pork Shoulder Elitist on Mar 10,2016 6:51pm
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toggletoggle post by Pork Shoulder Elitist at Mar 10,2016 6:51pm
Discuss.



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toggletoggle post by ATTN: LARGEFREAKMEDIUM at Mar 10,2016 11:33pm
shit needs to be cooked welldone or you get worms, do the math people.



toggletoggle post by ATTN: LARGEFREAKMEDIUM at Mar 10,2016 11:35pm
should be cooked welldone or get worms.



toggletoggle post by HookedonMetal at Mar 11,2016 7:44am
Turkey bacon or GTFO



toggletoggle post by Proven fagget at Mar 11,2016 9:01am
HookedonMetal said[orig][quote]
Turkey bacon or GTFO


Seriously, that's fucking gay.



toggletoggle post by HookedonMetal at Mar 11,2016 9:11am edited Mar 11,2016 9:12am
You know what's even more gay? The fact that you had to log out to say that.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 11,2016 9:34am
Did I just get called out on BBQ? You pussies can't hang with my 'cue.

Pork butt and ribs:









toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 11,2016 9:35am
Wings:




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 11,2016 9:37am edited Mar 11,2016 9:38am
Where's the beef, you ask? Fuck you:








toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 11,2016 9:37am
HookedonMetal said[orig][quote]
You know what's even more gay? The fact that you had to log out to say that.


The troll is correct. Turkey bacon is painfully gay.



toggletoggle post by HookedonMetal at Mar 11,2016 9:39am edited Mar 11,2016 9:40am
Yeah, because the foods you eat have everything to do with your sexual orientation, right?



toggletoggle post by Noth Shoah at Mar 11,2016 9:53am
Lobster- most overrated by far.



toggletoggle post by Hans Burger at Mar 11,2016 10:21am
I'm telling ya the dudes got worms for not cooking his meats welldone.



toggletoggle post by Proven fagget at Mar 11,2016 10:41am
HookedonMetal said[orig][quote]
Yeah, because the foods you eat have everything to do with your sexual orientation, right?


You are what you eat and turkey bacon is fagget.



toggletoggle post by real_shutup_fagget at Mar 11,2016 10:53am
Proven%20fagget said[orig][quote]
HookedonMetal said[orig][quote]
Yeah, because the foods you eat have everything to do with your sexual orientation, right?


You are what you eat and turkey bacon is fagget.

shutup fagget



toggletoggle post by Pierre at Mar 11,2016 10:56am
KIDS YOU GOT TO KEEP YA MEATS ICE COLD




toggletoggle post by Pierre at Mar 11,2016 10:58am
See my image didn't work beacuse of turkey bacon eatin mutha fuckas



toggletoggle post by HookedonMetal at Mar 11,2016 11:01am
Sorry my preference in meat isn't up to RTTP standards...

Well hey I'm getting off here for today. Have fun bitching about turkey bacon!



toggletoggle post by shutup fagget at Mar 11,2016 11:01am
real_shutup_fagget said[orig][quote]
Proven%20fagget said[orig][quote]
HookedonMetal said[orig][quote]
Yeah, because the foods you eat have everything to do with your sexual orientation, right?


You are what you eat and turkey bacon is fagget.

shutup fagget


shutup fagget



toggletoggle post by Pipe down, the men are talking at Mar 11,2016 11:25am
HookedonMetal said[orig][quote]
Sorry my preference in meat isn't up to RTTP standards...

Well hey I'm getting off here for today. Have fun bitching about turkey bacon!


Thanks, we will.



toggletoggle post by Big C and the Kids Table at Mar 11,2016 11:27am
only lean meats for the children, please.



toggletoggle post by Pork bacon wins! at Mar 11,2016 11:31am



toggletoggle post by Billy the Butcher at Mar 11,2016 11:32am
Its not the turkey that makes you gay, its the GAY that makes you gay.



toggletoggle post by dog jebus at Mar 11,2016 11:32am
It's Friday, you are not supposed to eat meat today, go to church and worship.



toggletoggle post by ClothespinnedDick at Mar 11,2016 11:55am
Turkey bacon sucks so hard... anyone who likes it is clearly a pedophile



toggletoggle post by REAL BACON at Mar 11,2016 1:00pm
Turkey bacon = Hipster Fagget



toggletoggle post by Legit Question at Mar 11,2016 1:31pm
Why does liking a certain type of food make you a hipster?



toggletoggle post by Hipster exposer at Mar 11,2016 1:45pm
Ask that question and a hipster is you.



toggletoggle post by Legit Question at Mar 11,2016 2:10pm
Your mom is a hipster.



toggletoggle post by REAL BACON at Mar 11,2016 2:23pm
Legit%20Question said[orig][quote]
Why does liking a certain type of food make you a hipster?


You question the hipster part but not the fagget?



toggletoggle post by IMPOTENT KEEF at Mar 11,2016 3:04pm
Turkey bacon is delicious & it provides an insane amount of ammo for elite/puke inducing flatulence.



toggletoggle post by Are you people this stupid?!?! at Mar 11,2016 3:11pm
DONT YOU KNOW ANY TYPE OF PORK CAUSES CANCER? ESPECIALLY RECITAL CANCEL? BUT YOU MUST LIKE THAT CAUSE YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGETS! AND DUMB ONES AT THAT!



toggletoggle post by ^Only hipsters think this at Mar 11,2016 3:24pm
And faggets.



toggletoggle post by palladium corpsepaint at Mar 11,2016 3:39pm
BACON FEARRRRRRRS THE PORK IS ALLLLIIIIIIIIVE THE PORK IS ALLLLIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEE



toggletoggle post by REAL BACON at Mar 11,2016 4:19pm
that hipster fagget probably only enjoys his turkey bacon soggy and not fully cooked the fuck.



toggletoggle post by Ansar Al RTTP at Mar 11,2016 4:32pm
In Part 1 we discussed the primary reason for Muslims abstaining from eating pork and pork products, and that is, that God has forbidden it. As the Creator of humankind and all that exists, God knows what is good for us, and He has sent guidance enabling us to make wise decisions. Just as a computer would not work properly if it were incorrectly programmed, a human being is not able to function if he is not nourished correctly. Islam is a holistic religion that recognises the interconnectedness of spiritual, emotional, and physical health. What a person eats and drinks has a direct bearing on their overall health and well-being.

Virologists have long been aware that the pig is an ideal breeding ground for influenza, so it is no surprise that the latest threat, swine flu, originated in pigs. Microbiologist and immunology expert, Dr Graham Burgess[1] says, “Viruses that would normally grow in the chicken can potentially grow in the pig and ones that grow in humans will potentially grow in pigs. So we consider the pig a great mixing pot for viruses and this is where it can play a real role in generating new viruses".

The pig is known to harbour parasites as well as bacteria and viruses. Cysticercosis is an infection caused by the pork tapeworm, Taenia solium. Infection occurs when the tapeworm larvae enter the body and form cysticerci (cysts). When cysticerci are found in the brain, the condition is called neurocysticercosis. This tapeworm in pigs is found worldwide but is most problematic in poor and developing countries were pigs are allowed to roam freely and often eat human faeces. This infection can occur even in modern developed countries but the CDC reports that it is very rare in Muslim countries where eating pork is forbidden.[2]

Trichinellosis, also called trichinosis, is caused by eating raw or undercooked meat of animals infected with the larvae of a species of worm called Trichinella. Infection occurs most commonly in certain wild carnivorous (meat-eating) animals but it may also occur in domestic pigs. The CDC warns that if a human eats meat containing infective Trichinella cysts, the acid in the stomach dissolves the hard covering of the cyst and releases the worms.

The worms pass into the small intestine and, in 1-2 days, become mature. After mating, adult females lay eggs. These eggs develop into immature worms, travel through the arteries, and are transported to muscles. Within the muscles, the worms curl into a ball and encyst (become enclosed in a capsule). This infection occurs when these encysted worms are consumed in meat. The number of cases of trichinellosis throughout the world has steadily decreased due to an awareness of the dangers of eating raw and undercooked pork products and legislation prohibiting feeding raw meat garbage to pigs.[3]

Pigs are omnivores, which means they consume both plants and animals. Pigs will scavenge and eat any type of food, including dead insects, worms, tree bark, rotting carcasses, garbage, and even other pigs. Pigs have very few sweat glands so therefore they are unable to completely rid their bodies of toxins. New evidence indicates that farming practices are leading directly to the spread of human bacterial infections.

Pigs often live in the small spaces and fetid conditions that exist in many modern factory farms and studies are revealing that pigs frequently harbour antibiotic resistant staph bacteria. This drug resistant bacterium is now entering our food supply and recent investigations in the United States of America indicate that 49% of pigs and 45% of pig workers now harbour these bacteria responsible for killing more then 18,000 people in the US every year.[4]

“He has forbidden you only dead animals, and blood, and the flesh of swine...” (Quran 2:173)

“For that surely is impure” (Quran 6:145)

Muslims refrain from eating pork and pork products because God has forbidden it. However a little investigation into the anatomy and lifestyle of the pig reveals that it is certainly an unclean animal. Those interested in consuming healthy, natural, and pure foods would do well to abstain from pork and pork products.



toggletoggle post by ClothespinnedDick at Mar 11,2016 4:41pm
Question for Legitimate question,
Do you prefer to eat your soggy, undercooked turkey bacon prior to, or just after funneling the half mast, musty junk of your Uncle Phil?



toggletoggle post by REAL BACON at Mar 11,2016 4:46pm
Ansar%20Al%20RTTP said[orig][quote]



^ what she said ^



toggletoggle post by Legit Question at Mar 11,2016 4:50pm
ClothespinnedDick said[orig][quote]
Question for Legitimate question,
Do you prefer to eat your soggy, undercooked turkey bacon prior to, or just after funneling the half mast, musty junk of your Uncle Phil?

How old are you? 12?



toggletoggle post by answer the question fagget at Mar 11,2016 5:06pm
Legit%20Question said[orig][quote]
ClothespinnedDick said[orig][quote]
Question for Legitimate question,
Do you prefer to eat your soggy, undercooked turkey bacon prior to, or just after funneling the half mast, musty junk of your Uncle Phil?

How old are you? 12?


there I said it



toggletoggle post by Legit Question at Mar 11,2016 5:07pm
answer%20the%20question%20fagget said[orig][quote]
Legit%20Question said[orig][quote]
ClothespinnedDick said[orig][quote]
Question for Legitimate question,
Do you prefer to eat your soggy, undercooked turkey bacon prior to, or just after funneling the half mast, musty junk of your Uncle Phil?

How old are you? 12?


there I said it

.............................................



toggletoggle post by REAL BACON at Mar 11,2016 7:08pm
Turkey Bacon = Hipster Man Bun



toggletoggle post by ClothespinnedDick at Mar 11,2016 10:29pm
@ legit question
Why you mad, bro?
Is twelve the age when you became an anal whore?
Turkey bacon eating poofster.



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