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returntothepit >> discuss >> Bankroll Anticosmic Fest by Kickstart my Heart on Sep 2,2015 4:03pm
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toggletoggle post by Kickstart my Heart at Sep 2,2015 4:03pm
We're bringing Make a Change...Kill Yourself over and need your help to get this fest off the ground.

As it stands we have no money or booking experience but we're guessing Fete in Providence is going to be ok with us doing the fest there. We need the metal community's help to get this fest off the ground and have several funding options that can get you some neat swag. Then once we have all your money you can pay us again for tickets to the fest because that's how things work in the real world of white trash who still live with their parents and have never booked a show.

Kick Starter Packages will be available to pick up Friday&Saturday of the Fest. Those purchasing either First Chaplin or Dark Apostle Packages will receive e-mail instructions for the pre-show events.
***These are NOT tickets to the festival***

Duncan Owes Me Package: $18
-Stickers because you're 11 years old at a skate shop and don't realize we're just throwing shit we got for free at you.
-Murrum's dignity (Street Value: $0)

War Monger Package: $30
-Limited Edition Tee (only avail. to crew&bands otherwise, you could probably just carry a cymbal for whatever Townie band you're friends with and get this shirt for free)
-Event Flyer & Stickers
- Art Poster (drawn with top quality RoseArt markers by Kraaaazey Kaaaaaaatey RAAAAAAAAAY herself)
- Limited Patch (whipped up in MSPaint in 5 minutes)
- Small Bag'o'Goods (left over dental dams from when Krrrrrrrrraaaaaaazy Kaaaaaaatey stalked Shining at their hotel and went home empty handed)

First Chaplin ov Chaos Package: $75
FIRST CHAPLAINS ARE LIMITED TO THE FIRST 100!
-Limited Edition Tee (only avail. to crew&bands otherwise)
-Event Flyer & Stickers
- Art Poster
- Limited Patch
-Ritual Supply Bag (We spraypainted a Trader Joe's tote black, justifies the $25 fee)
- Opening Ritual Pass THIS IS NOT A TICKET FOR THE SHOW, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR THAT BECAUSE WE ARE CLUELESS TOWNIES

Dark Apostle Package: $100
Only 50 are allowed for the Dark Apostle Package!!
-Limited Edition Tee (only avail. to crew&bands otherwise)
-Event Flyer & Stickers
- Art Poster
- Limited Patch
-Ritual Supply Bag
-Opening Ritual Pass
- Crew/Band BBQ Pass** (have you ever wanted to eat lukewarm sausages off the hood of a car behind Fete? WELL NOW YOU CAN!)

**BBQ feedbag held prior to showtime, at undisclosed location this pays for your food for the day. We can not promise what bands will be there or not. this is NOT a "meet & greet" type of pre-show party. This is us, cooking you all food, and feeding the crew/bands/ kick-starter's for the day, saying THANK YOU, to you, our Dark Apostles



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF INB4 at Sep 2,2015 4:18pm
in before xmikex questions the legitimacy of this fest



toggletoggle post by TL;DR at Sep 2,2015 4:56pm
that's a lot of work for not a lot of laughs. congrats on wasting your time.



toggletoggle post by but muh scandinabium headlines at Sep 2,2015 6:06pm
Maybe it's this newfangled sarcasm thing I've been hearing so much about, but this thread seems to be mocking what is sure to be the best occult/anticosmic black metal show New England has ever witnessed. I for one don't like your tone, sir.



toggletoggle post by The Face of Black Metal in New England at Sep 2,2015 7:01pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 2,2015 7:37pm
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20INB4 said[orig][quote]
in before xmikex questions the legitimacy of this fest


Sounds legitimately townie. Carry on everyone.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF CONGRATULATIONS at Sep 3,2015 9:56am
We thought that RPM Fest and Winter is Coming were going to be locked neck-and-neck for biggest running joke fests in New England forever, but Tragicomic Fest has blown right past them. Solid showing.



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