I was going to head to Martyrdoom to see Mgla on Friday (on top of other bands on Saturday), but it's tempting to just stick around and see them here instead to save some cash and hassle heading to NYC.
post by Alx_Casket at Aug 6,2015 1:58pm edited Aug 7,2015 5:24pm
Goddamn, already have tickets for Martydoom that night.
Edit: looks like that feel through, going to mgla instead.
post by Czarnobog at Aug 12,2015 5:57pm edited Aug 13,2015 2:28am
Show sells out without anyone paying to play.
Bands set to make money without promoter paying out of pocket.
Show actually happens. Isn't secretly cancelled.
No one forced to crop photos to conceal empty room (or vacant lot).
Yeah, good joke.
post by False show at Oct 12,2015 3:38pm
Next time book it at the honkey tonk, mate.
post by DinersDriveInsAndDicks at Oct 13,2015 9:32am
Who the fuck says "mate" in that context? This is America, take your Paul Hogan Kangaroo loving rectal crevasse down under where it belongs before the ghost of George Washington sodomizes you with a cherry tree.
post by mate mate mate mate at Oct 13,2015 10:37am
Who the fuck says "mate" in that context? This is America, take your Paul Hogan Kangaroo loving rectal crevasse down under where it belongs before the ghost of George Washington sodomizes you with a cherry tree.
Get this shit moved downstairs, this Govinda douchebag looks pretty worthless.
Sorry, we were kindve limited in where we could do it. Also, its the type of show that can sell out a 200-capacity venue but more than likely not clear the 400+ you'd need to bring in to cover the extra costs of the downstairs room.
post by Elton John at Oct 14,2015 1:56pm
And someone saved my life tonight sugar bear
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear
You nearly had me roped and tied
Altar-bound, hypnotized
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
You're a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye
If anyone wants to make the drive, there are still tickets for the Brooklyn show. Its more pricey, but definitely the best lineup all tour with exclusive appearances from Demonomancy (Italy) & Phobocosm (Canada):
So who's gonna step aside, do the right thing, and help out a MD fan since Secret Sudaria dropped @ Newbury Comics in like 1998?!?!
I'll start the bidding at $25.
OK, I know it's 90% trolls here these days, but cooommmme oonnn...
$30 for one ticket is my offer, make a long-time MORTUARY DRAPE fan happy and double your initial investment. Anyone?!?!?
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