http://www.swissknifeshop.co.uk/swisschamp_xxlt.html

must weight a ton and it's only 210 pound... that's like almost $400.

does it come with a manual?

no, but it's got a lighter.

just looking at it gives me a headache

Features:
Width - 2.5 inches
Length - 3.5 inches
Weight - 380g
Large Blade
Large Blade (wavy edge)
Gas lighter
Small Blade
Pharmaceutical spatula
Corkscrew
Can Opener
Small Screwdriver
Bottle Opener
Large Screwdriver
Wire Stripper
Electricians blade
Reamer & Punch (2 variations)
Sewing Eye
Scissors
Hook
Wood Saw
Fish Scaler, Hook Disgorger & Ruler
Pruning blade
Case & Wrench (number 1) with
- 4mm female hex drive (for bits)
- 5mm female hex drive (for D-SUB connectors)
- 4mm Posidrive 0 & 1 Bits
- 4mm Slotted Bit
- Phillips 2 Bit
- 4mm Hex Bit
- Torx 8 Bit
- Torx 10 Bit
- Torx 15 Bit
Case & Wrench (number 2) with
- 4mm female hex drive (for bits)
- 5mm female hex drive (for D-SUB connectors)
- 4mm Posidrive 0 & 1 Bits
- 3x1 Slotted Bit
- 4x1 Slotted Bit
- Hex 1.2 Bit
- Hex 1.5 Bit
- Hex 2 Bit
- Hex 2.5 Bit
- Torx 6 Bit
- Torx 8 Bit
Nail File & Nail Cleaner
Metal Saw & File
Fine Screwdriver 2mm (x2)
Mini Screwdriver
Phillips Screwdriver
Combination tool with
- Cap lifter
- Can opener
- Screwdriver
- Wire stripper
Watch opener
Magnifying Glass
Ballpen
Straight Pin
Chisel
Pliers & Wire Cutters/Crimpers
Wire bender
Keyring
Tweezers
Toothpick
Red Translucent handles


Piezo operated, refillable gas lighter
Gas level viewing window
Functions up to 1500m above sea level



What....