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returntothepit >> discuss >> lamp thinks 99% of stand up comedy sucks. post good stand up in this thread and make Lamp feel like an idiot by Providence Poonhandler on Jun 2,2014 2:16pm
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toggletoggle post by Providence Poonhandler at Jun 2,2014 2:16pm
Post good comedy please.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 2,2014 2:27pm



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 2,2014 3:18pm
NO. Louis CK fucking sucks. That guy is a rambling directionless fucking pussy with no balls. That guy is exactly the type of person I'm talking about when I say stand up sucks!

Also, lol @ my FB friends



toggletoggle post by moot point at Jun 2,2014 3:45pm
ITT: some things are funny to some people while not to others.

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2. pertaining to or characteristic of an individual; personal; individual: a subjective evaluation.
3. placing excessive emphasis on one's own moods, attitudes, opinions, etc.; unduly egocentric.
4. Philosophy . relating to or of the nature of an object as it is known in the mind as distinct from a thing in itself.
5. relating to properties or specific conditions of the mind as distinguished from general or universal experience.



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toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 2,2014 4:18pm
moot%20point said[orig][quote]
ITT: some things are funny to some people while not to others.


Well yeah, does that really have to be stated explicitly?



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF FAIL at Jun 2,2014 4:50pm
Not funny.



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toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 2,2014 5:58pm
Mitch Hedberg is one of the reasons I said only 99% of stand up sucks, I actually like that guy a lot.



toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at Jun 2,2014 11:54pm

bennyhillifier


bennyhillifier

Also, Doug Stanhope is the man:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 3,2014 12:16am
Bill Burr is the funniest comedian I've ever heard....hands fucking down.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 3,2014 8:33am
I wonder what Mitch would be doing today..



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 3,2014 9:10am
I was thinking that same exact thing.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 3,2014 9:11am
well,besides screaming to get out of his coffin.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 3,2014 9:16am
I bet you Mitch would've had his own show. His style was so unique. I love his observational humor.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 3,2014 9:26am
Hedberg was funny as hell, but I didn't care much for the stoner voice and he was always shaking on stage.



toggletoggle post by Eyeroller at Jun 3,2014 10:30am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I wonder what Mitch would be doing today..


Heroin.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 3,2014 12:31pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I bet you Mitch would've had his own show. His style was so unique. I love his observational humor.


The actual humor itself coupled with his delivery. It was the kind of humor where if you were sitting around with a group of friends telling jokes like that, at least half of them would be rolling their eyes and groaning, but knowing that just made him that much funnier to me.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 3,2014 12:37pm
Anyway, I'm gonna try out a bunch of the shit posted in this thread right now. I don't WANT to believe 99% of stand up sucks, I just do.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 3,2014 12:46pm
Goatrider said[orig][quote]
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bennyhillifier



Sorry, this wasn't funny at all.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jun 3,2014 1:30pm
Yeah, I wasn't feeling that one. MY NAME'S DAMIEN LIKE THE OMEN. LOOK AT TEH BAFFOMETT GUIZE! I'M EDGY!



toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at Jun 3,2014 1:50pm
Meh, most of his act is pure dick & fart type jokes. Still beats 'quirky' bullshit like that Zach Galapagos guy.


On another note, Rodney Dangerfield remains the king.


bennyhillifier



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toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 3,2014 4:11pm
Didn't crack a grin at Michael Winslow. Yeah he's talented with his voice but I don't think that talent really translates well into stand up. I could only take about five minutes of that Bill Burr shit before I had to shut it off, not even close to funny. I am enjoying Doug Stanhope so far though.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 3,2014 4:17pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


This dude is just annoying. He's gonna rub his eye raw.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jun 3,2014 4:48pm
I'm inclined to agree with Lamp that most standup is just boring. As a kid I remember laughing at all this stuff but now it's just blah blah.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 3,2014 5:39pm
The problem that I have with most of it is that it's the most shamelessly self-indulgent form of expression out there. Give me a guy like George Carlin who actually has something to say and is well nuanced and also has the ability to make it funny. With his performances, it was like the humor was secondary to the point he was making, but it worked so well.



toggletoggle post by DOWN WITH WICKED MUSIC at Jun 3,2014 5:53pm
BILL COSBY



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jun 3,2014 7:01pm
That's why your critique of Louis CK makes no sense.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 3,2014 9:17pm
My problem with Louis CK is that the dude apologizes for pretty much every single thing he says. Dude's a weiner.



toggletoggle post by Godcrusher at Jun 4,2014 10:52am
Have you even listened to everything he's done? You can't base your shitty opinion on only a couple bits you heard.



toggletoggle post by BBoANP_nli at Jun 5,2014 12:35am
Lamp said[orig][quote]
The problem that I have with most of it is that it's the most shamelessly self-indulgent form of expression out there.
Give me a guy like George Carlin who actually has something to say and is well nuanced and also has the ability to make it funny.
With his performances, it was like the humor was secondary to the point he was making, but it worked so well.





toggletoggle post by Unchain_The_Wolves at Jun 5,2014 1:27am
Nobody will ever top George Carlin. I love hippie Carlin but it's all about the pissed off, grumpy Carlin.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 6,2014 10:01am
Would anyone else agree with me that Dane Cook is the most UN-FUNNY person alive? I fucking can't stand him....he's terrible.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jun 6,2014 10:38am
Here's the real deal right here:

bennyhillifier



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toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Jun 6,2014 5:27pm
Don Rickles fucking rules, best insult comic, though he was always funnier doing interviews/roasts.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Dan Hammer at Jun 9,2014 12:12pm
http://youtu.be/27WO9K-ZQ2g?t=20m

Listen up to the part where he talks about his wife cheating on him. This man is a genius.



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toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 26,2014 2:07pm
Norton is amazing on the radio and coming up with stuff off the cuff but his standup seems so much blander to me.



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