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returntothepit >> discuss >> Orc Adams Slams LOTR... The books... Not the Movie... Those are still awesome. Solidifies Status As Total Shithead by Battle Diaper on Apr 30,2014 10:54am
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toggletoggle post by Battle Diaper at Apr 30,2014 10:54am


Guy goes by the name "Orc," and claims LOTR as his favorite film series ever, yet waited until 2014 to read the books. Then comes up with the dumbest criticism possible after reading barely past the Middle Earth maps inside the front cover.

Please stop humoring this foghat and his dumb keyboard nonsense. He's a fucking poser moron and its time to stop treating him like starting a Wesley Willis metal project was his Make a Wish request.



toggletoggle post by Wesley Willis at Apr 30,2014 11:08am
Orc Adams is a silly faggot
He plays a keyboard and is a fat dumpy load
He should quit music and kill himself
He hasn't even read up to Rivendell

Rock n roll Bombadill
Rock n roll Bombadill
Rock n roll Bombadill
Rock n roll Bombadill
Rock n roll Bombadill

Rock over Minas Morgul
Rock over Weathertop
The Christmas Tree Shop, don't you just love a bargain



toggletoggle post by DYA is AWAIT SMUDGY HALIBUT at Apr 30,2014 11:12am
no Spags
no support



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 30,2014 11:38am
L O L

WOW.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 30,2014 5:27pm
It's ALMOST as if Middle Earth was a big place that takes a long time to traverse and siq Scion XB's weren't invented yet. Are we sure this guy isn't trolling? It's nearly impossible to think someone is this hard of a poser.




toggletoggle post by tolkein at Apr 30,2014 6:10pm
Parts of the story are intentionally arduous as a function of natural selection...

PUT THE BOOK DOWN, FAGGET...

OR...

Your dis-taste for anything butspoon fed milk toast is the achilles of many a young FAGGET.

GTFO



toggletoggle post by Snowden at May 1,2014 1:18am
It is going to BLOW THIS DUDES MIND the first time orcs show up in the book.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at May 1,2014 1:26am
Wait, I forgot that he loves the movies. This whole thing is blowing my mind. A dude in an orc-themed band is just now getting around to reading Lord of the Rings in 2014.



toggletoggle post by revelation at May 1,2014 9:03am
OP reveals that he follows ORCumentary on facebook, therefore has no right to talk shit. Congrats, you are the biggest dork on the internet. Now go the fuck back to Mundburg.



toggletoggle post by signatureBIFF at May 1,2014 9:22am
What are you looking at Butt-Head? Stop being a bottom feeder and get out of here.



toggletoggle post by Orc Adams OFFICIAL at May 1,2014 9:52am
Guys I know this might sound controversial but here goes...

Now the X-Men movies are some of... no fuck it THE greatest movies ever made. I finally got around to checking out the comics and jumpin jesoaphat what a stinker! First of all the Wolverine in the comics looks NOTHING like Hugh Jackman! I LOVED the scene where Professor X complains about not having a handicap ramp at Shaws but other than that P-U. And what's with all this obnoxious page turning? I never had to turn any pages with the movie. Straining my pudgy sausage fingers is almost physically painful at this point.



toggletoggle post by the real Orc Adams OFFICIAL at May 1,2014 10:04am



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 1,2014 10:30am
It took me 3 reads of The Great Gatsby (cool curriculum planning Brockton High) to finally appreciate it by my senior year. I read all my Tolkiens between 7th and 9th grade and was glued to it. In fact LOTR and Sepultura were maybe the only things I had the attention span for that young. How this guy can muster up the nerve to call LOTR boring is beyond me. The fact that he backpedaled on such a stupid statement makes him look even stupider.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 1,2014 10:44am edited May 1,2014 10:44am
Movies: good
Books: completely fucking great

I first read the series between 25 and 30 years ago, and then re-read it when I first heard they were making the movies.

I went from mildly annoyed to wanting to punch the fuck out of this kid when I found this:


bennyhillifier

Typical millenial douche poser fagget. Please castigate and bully this doughy cunt to the fullest extent.



toggletoggle post by huh at May 1,2014 10:52am
^ is that MSD????



toggletoggle post by GaryIndiana at May 1,2014 11:06am
Hahaha!!^^



toggletoggle post by DYA is AWAIT SMUDGY HALIBUT at May 1,2014 1:24pm
This is why the terrorists hate us.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by eye-gore at May 1,2014 2:14pm
Wesley%20Willis said[orig][quote]
Orc Adams is a silly faggot
He plays a keyboard and is a fat dumpy load
He should quit music and kill himself
He hasn't even read up to Rivendell

Rock n roll Bombadill
Rock n roll Bombadill
Rock n roll Bombadill
Rock n roll Bombadill
Rock n roll Bombadill

Rock over Minas Morgul
Rock over Weathertop
The Christmas Tree Shop, don't you just love a bargain



^^^...and this is why I LOVE this forum^^^.....even Wesley Willis himself comes back from the dead to comment. PRICELESS



toggletoggle post by uh yeah at May 1,2014 3:45pm
Leave this kid alone.. He's pretty fucking good as music and keyboard, and his love show is exciting. If you don't like this stuff then don't bother posting about it. The kid is legit.



toggletoggle post by xXOrcSlamXx at May 1,2014 4:22pm
Dwyer has soms fresh new Flexfit designs for that brutal jump da fuck up shit.....


PITCALL



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 1,2014 5:14pm
uh%20yeah said[orig][quote]
his love show


A love show?


OLD NEWS



toggletoggle post by DYA is UM, A DUSTY WIGHT LABIA at May 1,2014 7:29pm
uh%20yeah said[orig][quote]
Leave this kid alone.. He's pretty fucking good as music and keyboard, and his love show is exciting. If you don't like this stuff then don't bother posting about it. The kid is legit.

um no



toggletoggle post by DYA is UM, A DUSTY WIGHT LABIA at May 1,2014 7:31pm
I think you spelled "if he can't handle us talking about it, don't bother posting it anywhere for public consumption" wrong.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at May 1,2014 9:38pm
Seriously though: not liking Tolkien is fine, and there are plenty of critiques to make about him. I just can't fathom being in an orc-themed band, posting on facebook on an orc-themed account, without having more to say than "TOM BOMBADIL IZ BORING LOL." So weird.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 1,2014 10:24pm
If we're talking solo keyboard projects let's talk about the real deal

bennyhillifier

No free passes for midi orc goofballs.



toggletoggle post by Orc Adams For Real at May 1,2014 11:28pm
Since I know this is all Aril and he's at the Bruins game...

Guys, I LOVED the Mighty Ducks. The scene where Goldberg eats that pastrami sub is maybe the greatest thing to ever be captured on film. But have you ever WATCHED a playoff jockey game from the Gardens?? Uggggh BOORING. The periods go on for forever in real time. Are you kidding me? The movies got the game scenes over with in like 5 minutes to make room for hilarious team comradderie moments and hijinks. If this Lucic guy is so good why can't he knuckle puck? SNOOORE.



toggletoggle post by Orc Adams For Real at May 1,2014 11:29pm
lol jockey



toggletoggle post by The real Orc Adams at May 2,2014 12:32am
Howdy all. A couple things:

First: I know my initial post/rant didn't make this clear, but I have read the LOTR books twice before, once when I was 13 (right after seeing the first two movies for the first time) and once when I was 17. It's been 7 years since i've read the books last, so I had forgotten a lot of the book aside from the major plot points/differences. Just goes to show you that ranting never yields a positive outcome!

I'm not a huge fan of the LOTR books, but I don't dislike them. Had I read them first, maybe i'd like them more, but the movies spoiled them for me somewhat. I love The Hobbit book though, much more than the movies.

The LOTR movies were my biggest inspiration for starting ORCumentary, so you can do what you want with that.

Second: If you're going to bash my music (and bash away, it's perfectly fine if you don't like it), at least bash my newer music. The hot topic vids are very old and from my demo days. I don't like or play those songs anymore.

I'm not expecting to change your opinion of me or my music, just trying to get the story straight.

So now we have Orc Adams for real, The real Orc Adams, and Orc Adams OFFICIAL. Which one is the real one?!



toggletoggle post by FANumentary at May 2,2014 12:40am
WE WANT BLOOD!!!!



toggletoggle post by Bad Dialog Enthusiast at May 2,2014 9:11am
The%20real%20Orc%20Adams said[orig][quote]

The LOTR movies were my biggest inspiration for starting ORCumentary, so you can do what you want with that.


FAGGET. LET'S HUNT SOME ORC!



toggletoggle post by The Real REAL Joe Christianni at May 2,2014 11:33am
This kid's gayer than me and Nathan Lane having a Fruit2o wet t-shirt contest and tickle fight.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 2,2014 12:01pm
The Crying Orc has never rang so true.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at May 2,2014 12:24pm
Joe and I saw this dude's set. I just... I don't get it.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 2,2014 1:03pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Joe and I saw this dude's set. I just... I don't get it.


That's because you are not a neckbeard homosexual who enjoys boys.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 2,2014 4:41pm edited May 2,2014 4:41pm
Enid already did this:



bennyhillifier



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