post by Negroid Anal Rape Epidemic at Mar 6,2014 10:29pm
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one"
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us -OR- Farmers Used to Buy Us
Hear about G.M.'s new nigger Cadillac?
The glove compartment's big enough to hold a watermelon.
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him: "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks: "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
Racism is when you run over a nigger with your truck.
Reverse-racism is when you back up.
Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't open on holidays.
If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be?
The brains of the outfit.
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
What does cotton have in common with noses?
Niggers are good at picking both.
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit in his face
What do you call a nigger in a suit?
Defendant
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
