Ok my pissy rant is about long johns.
I went to 3 stores today looking for white waffle (no affiliation to blue waffle I promise) long johns. I saw tons of waffle tops but no bottoms. you can get long john tops in 36 flavors (no affiliation with the 36 chambers well maybe?) even Freddy Krueger colored. No white and certainly no bottoms. because they're not hip you can't see them unless you're one of them cool kids wear his pants around his knees then most likely you already are a bottom or at least advertising your bottom? (alright alright alright I've had enough pull up your fucking pants straightening hat blah blah blah blah blah) all i wanted was some classic white long underwear...
by the way did you know that 501 jeans are now 60 something dollars? I'll keep my $15 Wranglers thank you I said to the lady who is ignoring my request for long underwear in trying to sell me jeans. she was very happy that we put the jeans back on the right shelf in folder them properly...
Anyways i'm not happy again
i had to end up with some uh Idk they like some sorta thermals that look like they came in a an legs egg. They make those still?
they definitely don't fit really really weird shit. i think you can see thru them?
maybe I should stick to wearing two pairs of boxers two pairs of pants. Who ever took the waffles away you suck. fuck you and your fancy pants bullshit...
I don't get it man...
