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returntothepit >> discuss >> Skrillex (aka Porn Star Christy Mack) Announces She値l Give A Blowjob To Whoever Makes Best Lego Creation For Her by the_reverend on Jan 24,2014 1:20pm
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toggletoggle post by eye-gore at Jan 24,2014 2:24pm
oh, good lord



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 24,2014 2:38pm
Not worth the bricks!



toggletoggle post by TimRiley at Jan 24,2014 2:42pm edited Jan 24,2014 2:43pm
agree w/ mr. alx. lego's aren't cheap.



toggletoggle post by truequintessence_nli at Jan 24,2014 3:46pm
I can't wait until that side shave fad dies. ugh.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 24,2014 3:47pm
Even if Legos were free, this wouldn't be worth it. If I looked down and saw that this blowing me, I would stop her and wonder off into the desert at night contemplating just what cause me to get to a point in my life that Skrillex was sacking my dong.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 24,2014 4:51pm
Do not want.



toggletoggle post by long time troll at Jan 24,2014 5:17pm
I don't know bout y'all mother Fuckers but i like to get skins. I don't give a Fuck i like em big far bald retarded i gives no fucks



toggletoggle post by DYA DEPARTMENT OF PROFIT MARGINS at Jan 24,2014 7:13pm
A) she has a nice bum, but that haircut is annoying as fuck
B) Legos are basically about as expensive as coke, at this point; if you can afford that many Legos, you may as well just buy the coke and guarantee yourself the blowjob.



toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at Jan 25,2014 12:24am
Well, I have been looking for an excuse to buy a lego Death Star kit...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 25,2014 3:35am
Im waiting for that death star kit...



toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at Jan 25,2014 3:49am
It's the price of 20 $20 blowjobs.



toggletoggle post by truth at Jan 25,2014 9:35am
Come on haircut or not all of you would take a bj from this broad. Unless you're a Fag.....



toggletoggle post by 14卐88 at Jan 25,2014 6:51pm
AIDS ridden whores die forgotten.



toggletoggle post by WAPEY WAPEY at Jan 25,2014 10:43pm
14卐88 said[orig][quote]
AIDS ridden whores die forgotten.


I take it you're more of a Jada Fire kind of guy.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 25,2014 11:30pm
I just hoping that "she" will jets herself off while she blows you. The You both cum at the same time. I saying that because she probably has a dick.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 26,2014 3:31am
I googled and she is gross.



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Jan 26,2014 8:38pm
Wait, Skrillex is a lady? I've been under the impression all this time it was a guy.



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Jan 26,2014 9:36pm


I dub thee "Chode Inverter"



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Jan 27,2014 12:20am
I don't know how to read. Carry on.



toggletoggle post by RTTP Department of Low Standards at Jan 27,2014 3:54pm
WOULD



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toggletoggle post by shitcunt at Feb 3,2014 12:34pm
Not worth the cost of plane ticket and Legos.
If she lived less than 20 miles away, and I had a bunch of old Legos lying around, it'd be worth a shot. Otherwise, it's just like a hooker who gives you a task to complete before she does her job.

As far as appearance....who gives a fuck? All you can see during that activity is the top of her head. And I tend to assume that most hookers (porn stars are just hookers who are filmed at work) are probably really good at that after a year or more of experience.



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