Yea so it sucks, I broke my right hand last week and can't beat off anymore. Doing it with the left hand doesn't work. Is there any way I can beat off without inviting a fat chick over?
Did I hear a little girl is afraid of using lefty to bop the salami?!?!? Stop being such a chickenshit and work that fucking hand until it gets the job done, soldier! Do I make myself clear!!??!?!?!
post by Christian Weston Chandler at Nov 9,2013 2:52pm
I was injured in an accident at 14 and incapacitated. I went from masturbating 2 times a day to zero. After 2 weeks, I was frustrated and took it out on my parents. My mom and dad knew what was up and talked about my mom "helping" me masturbate. The approached me one afternoon and wWhen my mom said, I know you are frustrated and why you are frustrated would you like some help masturbating. Blood was rushing in my ears and I said yes but I really didn't know if she meant what I thought she meant. I was excited and confused. She said that she would take care of me when I went to bed. Hours away.
I was injured in an accident at 14 and incapacitated. I went from masturbating 2 times a day to zero. After 2 weeks, I was frustrated and took it out on my parents. My mom and dad knew what was up and talked about my mom "helping" me masturbate. The approached me one afternoon and wWhen my mom said, I know you are frustrated and why you are frustrated would you like some help masturbating. Blood was rushing in my ears and I said yes but I really didn't know if she meant what I thought she meant. I was excited and confused. She said that she would take care of me when I went to bed. Hours away.
