Please help, need death metal / black metal guitarist(s). I have little faith in the effectiveness of this thread. Black metal/ death metal

shutup fagget

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are you going to tell us where you live, some examples of bands or music you've performed and how to get in touch with you or should we guess?

Do you have a practice space homie? How are youre blasts?

Me and my buddy have some stuff written. Our influences include Disgorge (cali), Virulence (boston), odious sanction, baphomet etc. Ex proteus members. We have been trying to find a drummer who can keep up and has a space. Post back and Ill give you info.

Paulblah- Yes I have a practice space in Kingston NH. My blasts are pretty good. I aspire to one day be the illegitimate cyborg bastard child if the xlp1158 and the cattle decapitation drummer. But for now, Yes I think I can keep up with you. Let's play soon.
Otto nli- yes sorry, Kingston in the jamspot unofficially because I broke my rule of keeping my own place and moved in with my now ex girlfriend after she got banned from the property. Who woulda thought it wouldn't work out? ( Marginally better sarcasm than your 'or should we guess") . As for bands that you may have heard of or could possibly find online; Ookla the Mok, Shaniqua and the Skullfuckers, Hera, JackvanImpe Presents..., Yard vs. Lawn, Free Rads, and more esoteric or nonrelevant bands. What I would've liked to post a link to is 4 of 6 that we recorded of the last band I was in but I'm too techtarded to get it off yhe external harddrive saved in exfat and onto my windows xp laptop. And how to get in touch wasn't properly planned out when I started this thread that I prefaced with a questioning of the validity of the fruition of said thread. I Guess I just figured we'd communicate through this thread until the point when whomever planned on coming to the jamspot and playimg. Thanks, sorry again.
Troll detector- I'm not a troll or trolling
shut up fagget- no yo shut up faggot, cuz I spell faggot with an o like the shape of your lips while it's around my cock.

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way2wyyked-i've heard of a few of tose bands you were in, especially Shaniqua, i think i saw you guys in Dover several years ago at a basement show (cant remember specifically, maybe 2005-ish?).

email me, kinzel30@gmail.com would love to talk. i'm pretty close to Kingston.

i'm working on a technical-death/grindcore project with Brandon (Millennial Kingdom on RTTP), we're really into Cattle Decap, Necrophagist, Vader, Obscura, Dying Fetus etc.

Cool, yes 2005, yes dover, yes email you, yes play in kingston soon. I do awesome vocals too. Yes deathcoregrind. Yes dyingfetus. I have a 4x12 cabinet that is the spot's for whomever to use.

Hey, so I actually do vocals, and I'm a guitarist (I started on bass, but I'm horribly out of practice). I'd be up for anything, though it'd be pretty badass to get some sort of black/death metal project going.

email is theguitarconspiracy@gmail.com

How much can you lift bro?

yeah lets work with millennial kingdom and rip off more peoples sounds and ideas and be washed up scumfags who love jesus,and while we are at it lets get some single mom girlfriends and live on their couches in rochester on their baby daddy child support money. fuck yesh wigger slam core$$$$

Interesting assessment.

Lord Reivus- ok I'll email you

Assorted bag- unfortunately I can only lift 4 things.1- I can barely lift my eye lids when I wake up in the morning and deal with this completely fucked world. 2- I can lift the spirits of anyone who'll listen about how crazy being a human being is and that they've been living their lives fooled by themselves and that the best option is suicide with a smile. 3- I can lift the tiny white trash hoes i fuck up and down my cock. 4- I can lift my cock deep into your anal cavity and show you a new definition of pain and pleasure.

Salvation - ok, do you think they'll like the Jesus semi-wood song on the shaniqua disc i gave them? It's a contemplation on trying to see what you would do if Jesus was gay. Would you give him a reach around?

Ooohhh - well guess you don't like Brandon. I haven't met him yet. Can you play guitar or bass? Come jam with me. Or are you too busy anonymously posting internet trash talk. Although everything you say may be true, i don't know, but in any case, if i were to talk trash, I'd back it up or give you directions to my house for settlement purposes. And if everything you've said is true, then thanks for the warning.

Millennial - hey played with Otto last night. Was good. Are you the Brandon from Haverhill that used to rap? Because we used to hang out at the jam rooms together there. Ok good luck with the anonymous internet trash talkers, and I'll see you soon for the next jam. I'm agnostic/ satanic/ wikken/ atheist/ psychadelic/ don't actually believe the world or existence is real. I don't care what you are as long as you're not a douche, don't steal or lie, not stupid, and show up and play with no bullshit or peripheral bullshit or bullshit that comes back on me.

I do not rap.

email max?

I bet you can, sailor! I'm not that kind of boy, but good for you for accepting who you are. Support.

yes it's me. ghost8assassin8max@gmail.com

Big bag- why thank you. I wike you.