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returntothepit >> discuss >> Established Rock Band, Auditioning Bassists. (Boston) by megadude69 on Jul 12,2013 12:43pm
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toggletoggle post by megadude69 at Jul 12,2013 12:43pm
We're looking to fill a position as part of our group. We are males in our mid 20's who are looking for someone of similar ilk. We do not discriminate against gender, although there is an age cap at 30. We have multiple recordings, connections, and play the Boston local music circuit (Middle East, Church, etc.)

This is a wonderful opportunity for you to join a group of dedicated players who have their situation together. We are looking for a very aggressive bassist since we are more on the energetic side of the rock spectrum. Adequate gear is necessary, and reliable transportation is mandatory.

There is a minimum requirement of knowing enough music theory to be able to navigate chords, scales, and touch upon modes. For instance, if you're in a position where you wouldn't be able to cite the notes in, say, Bb Major, this might not be for you.

I would like all applicants to respond to this ad with a picture of themselves and a recent recording, multiple if you can. Audio works fine, if you have video, even better. Once received, I will respond with 2 to 4 tracks to be executed during audition.

IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO MEET ALL OF THESE REQUIREMENTS, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS POSTING!

Thanks for your time, I hope you read this carefully. We hope to hear from you soon.

Peace.


CONTACT INFO @ MOUTHRAZOR@GMAIL.COM
CONTACT INFO @ MOUTHRAZOR@GMAIL.COM
CONTACT INFO @ MOUTHRAZOR@GMAIL.COM



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 12,2013 12:50pm edited Jul 12,2013 12:50pm
Fuck off people who rely on music theory alone and then require a picture of the person interested.



toggletoggle post by potential applicant at Jul 12,2013 12:52pm
I'm confused, this doesn't giveme any feedback on height, look, tattoo preferences, etc. I'm just gonna go try out for 5 Finger Death Punch instead.



toggletoggle post by King Thûndérstøøl at Jul 12,2013 12:53pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

ZIRCON WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 12,2013 12:55pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Fuck off people who rely on music theory alone and then require a picture of the person interested.


Show me on the doll where the ability to play a scale touched you.



toggletoggle post by Failure You Are at Jul 12,2013 12:56pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Fuck off people who rely on music theory alone and then require a picture of the person interested.


That means you failed old man.



toggletoggle post by megadude69 at Jul 12,2013 1:04pm
this thread already wins.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 12,2013 1:06pm edited Jul 12,2013 1:07pm
I've failed at everything because I don't think music should solely rely on theory? That's like saying an artist should only rely on technique. There's more to music than scales and modes, maaaaan. But it doesn't hurt to have a knowledge of it.



toggletoggle post by The Dude at Jul 12,2013 1:15pm


Also my rug was stolen.



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toggletoggle post by megadude69 at Jul 12,2013 1:29pm
idk.... i mean you spend X hours playing bass/guitar... don't know why knowing the notes in the scales your playing is intimidating...



toggletoggle post by 2cents at Jul 12,2013 1:46pm
LOL at a rock bass player needing to be able to read notes and play in different modes. unless its a prog band, the dude just needs stay in the pocket and follow the root notes (some embelishments and fills def dont hurt if well placed.) smoking tons of hash helps accomplish this efficiently. just sayin cause you could be turning away a solid player just because he isnt accomplished in theory knowledge.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 12,2013 1:49pm
I agree that basic knowledge of music theory is important, I just don't feel that it defines music, as it should come from within. Not to sound cliché, but it applies to music, art, writing, or any artistic medium. Technique and knowledge will never supercede an artist who creates outside of those bounds.



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 12,2013 1:52pm
Which brings us right back to "you need to know the very basic concept of what notes are in a scale" the OP posted. You must be this tall to ride, but it's a very low bar to set.



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 12,2013 1:54pm
And modes are seriously the easiest fucking concept, don't know why everyone acts like it's some obscure alchemy or something.



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 12,2013 1:55pm
It's like saying that a great basketball player doesn't ever learn about a triangle or where the free throw line is, because he just plays by FEEL. MAAAAAAAAN.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 12,2013 1:56pm edited Jul 12,2013 1:56pm
Not once in any composition that I write do I overly use theory. I trust my ear more than I do with what mathematically correlates with certain notes and chords.



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 12,2013 1:58pm
You just confuse the hell out of me, Jimboree. You Jock all this prog shit and then turn around with this weird onjection to understanding anything those bands do. I'm gonna drink a beer in E harmonic minor up in yo grill on Saturday. I may even do it in 7/8.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 12,2013 1:59pm
If only DYA was five years younger he could be an established Rock bassist.



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 12,2013 2:01pm
yeah I said "onjection", and I stand by it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 12,2013 2:09pm
It's not that I don't understand it, I just feel there's more to music. I can only listen to prog in chunks, unless it's King Crimson because they are the best band of all time.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Jul 12,2013 2:12pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Not once in any composition that I write do I overly use theory. I trust my ear more than I do with what mathematically correlates with certain notes and chords.


Well, you're "using" theory, just choosing not to use its vocabulary. Which is fine and natural.

Theory is an available set of terms that can be used to describe what you're using your ears to get at. Describe, not prescribe.

The error is when people flip that around: they think theory tells them what they should or shouldn't do with their music. It's a too-common presumption and it's not true.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 12,2013 2:16pm
Damn, Mark. Ruining all the fun!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 12,2013 2:20pm
(but you're right and made it more clear what I was trying to get at)



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Jul 12,2013 2:24pm
ha, I'm here when you need fun ruined!



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 12,2013 2:28pm
YAY MARK



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 12,2013 2:28pm
FUN FAHKIN SUCKS



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 12,2013 2:34pm
Also, Mark, have we met? Awkward question for an awkward thread.



toggletoggle post by fag alert at Jul 12,2013 2:38pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Also, Mark, have we met? Awkward question for an awkward thread.


go to craigs list homo if you want to meet guys.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 12,2013 2:45pm
LOL



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 12,2013 2:49pm
fag%20alert said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Also, Mark, have we met? Awkward question for an awkward thread.


go to craigs list homo if you want to meet guys.


No we said we DON'T like fun.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 12,2013 2:58pm
I didn't read the thread, but is there an established dress code? wondering if wearing scarf and pantyhose on stage is acceptable.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 12,2013 3:00pm
and Mark has met you several times but you probably have never met him.



toggletoggle post by eyeroller at Jul 12,2013 3:18pm
ITT:
- OP tried out for this band, got a "no thanks"
- Some people recognize themselves, take it personally



toggletoggle post by pantyhoser at Jul 12,2013 3:23pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
I didn't read the thread, but is there an established dress code? wondering if wearing scarf and pantyhose on stage is acceptable.


Pantyhose may only be worn on stage for COMFORT and FASHION, never for musical merit.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 12,2013 3:53pm
you belong in an undergarment museum.



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich  at Jul 12,2013 4:25pm
He wants pictures. I will send nude photos with my bass recordings. Do you think I will get the job?



toggletoggle post by plentyofexits at Jul 12,2013 4:35pm
pantyhoser said[orig][quote]
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
I didn't read the thread, but is there an established dress code? wondering if wearing scarf and pantyhose on stage is acceptable.


Pantyhose may only be worn on stage for COMFORT and FASHION, never for musical merit.





toggletoggle post by RTTP CLEAN UP CREW at Jul 12,2013 5:01pm
up



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Jul 12,2013 5:18pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Also, Mark, have we met? Awkward question for an awkward thread.


We haven't, although I've seen you in the crowd at a couple of shows and one that you played w/ Herugrim.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 12,2013 9:12pm
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
ha, I'm here when you need fun ruined!



playing the role of a woman..



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toggletoggle post by Kong Hackenschmidt at Jul 13,2013 2:52am
Bro do you even invent lifts?



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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jul 13,2013 4:04am

bennyhillifier

Guitar player is whistler.....am I wrong?! Am I wrong, dude!?



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