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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Most Perfect Metal Show Ever Booked by Agreeable Metal Fan on Jun 13,2013 5:02pm

post by Agreeable Metal Fan at Jun 13,2013 5:02pm

June 35th at the Jizzcastle (ADDRESS DELETED)

THE MOST FLAWLESS METAL SHOW EVER BOOKED - FEAT.

-Fire breathing
- Knife juggling
- Alex From Heliofight attempting a world record breaking of 25 Krallice LP to complete his Kung Fu black belt
- Three card monte
- Metal bachelor auction - see what's under those battle jackets, ladies ^o^
- Plate spinning
- Spirograph and sand art
- Tiny from Wasteform guesses your weight
- Black metal activist/icon Michael Volpi guesses your ethnicity (his is Mexican)
- Petting zoo feat Leigh Rush

Not sure if we left anything out... I guess if any bands want to get on it they can ask. The lineup is pretty full so don't get bent out of shape if we say no.

post by DYA is THE GIRL IN THE RED DECODER SLACKS at Jun 13,2013 5:05pm

ITT: COOL SHOW WITH NO BANDS PLAYING

post by Agreeable Metal Fan at Jun 13,2013 5:05pm

Why do you have to be a fucking smartass?? There are all these things happening. HOW IS THAT NOT METAL??!

post by WHAT THE FUCK at Jun 13,2013 5:05pm

NO NBA JAM TOURNAMENT?!! GTFO

post by terry at Jun 13,2013 5:06pm

can we get on this?

post by Agreeable Metal Fan at Jun 13,2013 5:08pm

Just added:
- All former Suicide Girl production of Othello
- David Gold seance (bring your dead relatives)

post by KEVORD

at Jun 13,2013 5:14pm

At least there is no friggin belly dancing.

post by dreadkill

at Jun 13,2013 5:22pm

Joe Christianni flavored water dunk tank

post by GABBO IS COMING at Jun 13,2013 5:26pm

post by Dan Hammer at Jun 13,2013 5:47pm

Can Sonic Pulse get on this?

post by Sonic Pulse at Jun 14,2013 12:04pm

Why hasn't anyone made fun of the arcade machine I bring to shows yet.

post by King Thūndérstøòl at Jun 14,2013 12:44pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

CAN I BREAK THUNDERSTEEL'S NECK AT THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

post by The_reverend

at Jun 14,2013 2:07pm

If you put in hoola hooping, Pam will show up.

post by Yeti at Jun 14,2013 2:42pm

KEVORD said	[orig][quote]
At least there is no friggin belly dancing.

bahahaha worst. idea. ever.

post by jennidurr at Jun 14,2013 2:50pm

no hula hooping? The hoops will be covered in barbes wire, THE MOST METAL WIRE KNOWN TO MAN. HOW ARE YOU NOT INTO THIS, YOU LOSERS

post by Randy_Marsh at Jun 14,2013 3:28pm

Bacon will be covered in grease!!! How are you guys not into this???

post by Murrum at Jun 14,2013 3:45pm

jennidurr said	[orig][quote]
no hula hooping? The hoops will be covered in barbes wire, THE MOST METAL WIRE KNOWN TO MAN. HOW ARE YOU NOT INTO THIS, YOU LOSERS

LOL jennidurr you're awesome ;)

post by shutup fagget at Jun 14,2013 4:37pm

Murrum said

[orig][quote]

jennidurr said	[orig][quote]
no hula hooping? The hoops will be covered in barbes wire, THE MOST METAL WIRE KNOWN TO MAN. HOW ARE YOU NOT INTO THIS, YOU LOSERS

LOL jennidurr you're awesome ;)

shutup fagget

post by shutup fagget at Jun 14,2013 4:38pm

still relevant fuck you.

post by shithead promoter vinnie at Jun 14,2013 4:58pm

Murrum are elite backyard black metal. Now if they would just GET OFF THE SHED
GET OFF THE SHED
I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME RIGHT IN FRONT OF THESE PEOPLE UNLESS YOU GET OFF THE SHED

post by a long time ago in a show far far away at Jun 14,2013 5:02pm

Yeti said

[orig][quote]

KEVORD said	[orig][quote]
At least there is no friggin belly dancing.

bahahaha worst. idea. ever.

post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich

at Jun 14,2013 5:08pm

Needs more roller derby

post by nocuous_fumes

at Jun 15,2013 2:06pm

I LOL'd.

I have no intention to stop playing shows with fire breathing hippies though. I'm immature, I like fire and I don't give a fuck. Being perpetually 15 years old is a big selling point to being a musician. Tell me I'm wrong. I was going to dip my toe in the fire breathing hippie pool by punctuating the downbeats in our songs by farting on a zippo, but then I realized I couldn't use a fan for my hair. We're all artists. Support the arts. Don't be a douche. Who knows, you might even enjoy yourself.

post by Shutup fagget at Jun 15,2013 2:32pm

nocuous_fumes said

[orig][quote]

shutup fagget

post by thank you for shutting that fagget up at Jun 15,2013 3:44pm

post by Dan Hammer at Jun 15,2013 4:05pm

Can Sonic Pulse get on this?

post by Nocuous Drawfag at Jun 15,2013 5:34pm

nocuous_fumes said	[orig][quote]
I LOL'd. I have no intention to start paying child support and hiding my residency in MA though. I'm immature, I like being a deadbeat and I don't give a fuck. Being perpetually 15 years old is why I can't see my kid. Tell me I'm wrong. Support your kids. Don't be a douche like me. Who knows, you might even get to see them sometime.

Volpi'd

post by death-metal

at Jun 16,2013 10:23pm

Ban all USBM!

post by Alx_Casket

at Jun 18,2013 9:47am

grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said	[orig][quote]
Needs more bennyhillifier

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