Heil metal elite. I'll be booking some sweet metal shows at Code 7 Bar & Grill & Absolutely No PA Systems. It will be a night of fun, shreds, and of course absolutely no PA system whatsoever. As a successful professional promoter I've naturally planned away around this amatuerish obstacle and opted to only book instrumental or acapella bands. I'll be booking the finest in flaky local hobbyrocker bands with nowhere better to be that are sure to entertain by canceling at the last minute without notice. As a certified graduate of the Dave Southward Promotion by Booking Anyone Who Emails program I personally guarantee this will skyrocket your band to Metallica-esque heights of fame.

Upcoming Shows:
June 15th
Barren Oak
the Fish Fountain from Eureka's Castle
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Email to get on the show. I literally will say "no" to no one unless you're asking if we have a PA in which case the answer is "no."

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