my farts smell so fucking bad rite now, i have to go make sure i actually didn't shit on the floor or something, im dry heaving its so bad

I just said the same thing....
I'm smoking out the studio right now.

must have been food I crammed in my fill hole... I don't think the 2 1/2 pounds of cherries I just ate are going to make it any better.

where's hoser when we need him?!

this just might be payback for the taco bell i had earlyer, its the only thing i ate today and it didn't make my shit turn green this time...so now i have to suffer with the worst smelling farts ever...its worse then the time mike dissector shit in my car, well almost as bad.......

ok check it out...

I'm in Colorado right now....tonight, I had hot dogs and fucking beans. I'm 4 Tums in the hole right now and my ass feels like it's about to puke. What the hell is it about Hot dogs that make me wanna shit all over life?

and you are STILL farting now aaron?

damnnnnnnnn
thank goodness yer at the station

I'm sure it was the 2am meal from last night...

hasn't affected me
sure was yummy and i can't wait until my lunch tomorrow for left overs!