Fuck you. Really, fuck you. If you don't like seeing people perform an artform then shut the fuck up and complain about something else. I think it's awesome that people do this kind of stuff with metal playing. It's an old medieval art that fits right in with metal. If you got such a problem with a girl swallowing a burning pole then you must be a moron. Stop trying to sound like hard asses and trying to impress your friends by being a keyboard warrior. Let it be.

ITT : OP loves flaming rods.

..typical response from an overgrown child

Wish I was mature enough to be impressed by fire.

Can Sonic Pulse get on this?

Sorry, link? Last "bitching" I saw anywhere in proximity to fire-eating was someone saying some chick was chubby in a thread from months ago. Is there a "fire eating sucks" thread I missed? Sheesh.

I like chicks who perform, don't mind fire-eating as long as I know where the exits are, and OP sounds like a broad.

do fire eaters swallow?

NICE ONE, grandmotherwebARIL

If you go back and follow the evolution of grandmotherweb on RTTP you'll notice a trend consistent with most every girl who has ever dubbed RTTP a group of "overgrown children"

That trend being that everything was cool until we started disagreeing with her.

Disagreeing with women is misogynism. Check your privilege, cis scum.

Or mysogyny. Which is what I meant. Derp.

Oh she called us a fagget because we don't like to watch her perform simulated fellatio on a fire rod. To save you more trouble in basic level tolling, I'm fat, DYA is bald and Aril loves the 90s. Combine the three in one post and you're trolling as well as Cheroin.

What is the said burger situation at these shows?

For extra points you should probably work in something about girlfriends or getting laid or no wonder more girls don't post here. bonus points if you do it while simultaneously trading on your gender for approval.

I'd rock that post on my battle jacket

So I take it we can't have the address to the Dragons Den?

Wait wait wait, what's this about burgers?

IMMATURE
Bake cookies

*ahem* The RTTP STG has determined that cookies are acceptable, as long as they do not have so-called "ironic" designs such as pentagrams or inverted frosting crucifixes. Crucifii? No, apparently the secretary is telling me it's "crucifixes". That is all.

BURGER HANDS ARE ALL SOLD OUT, SORRY GUYS!

Can't we all just share some crackers and cheese and discuss this.

BURGERS.

We do a really good job spinning fire at our shows. I think if you gave us a chance you'd really LIKE us.

Scaphism is currently looking to employ a burger breather to perform at our shows.

MAKE IT A HOT DOG BREATHER, AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL

Schawing batta batta, scha......wing........

Example of my past work.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Suspiciously timed? YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT!

ok, the alx post made me lol... yeti's too, but I don't remember that on the simpsons.

FWIW, fire-eating was first written about in ancient greece, but probably started much earlier.

and you're all free to not show up or pay attention or waste your valuable time posting about it when i do fire.

cool story, grandmother

Ughhhh. Ya know... you show up to the show hoping to see a couple of oiled up dudes wrestle, maybe they kiss, maybe a minotaur kills them both, whatever. That's what I paid my obsolete Greek coin things for. And what do I get? Some broad breathing fire for the sake of attention. Holy shit its so corny. I'm so fucking glad devil sticks haven't been invented yet.

epic poem, brodysseus

Let the oiled wrestling commence!

OP is not me, sorry to disappoint. and they're talking about this thread, where i suggested fire at a theoretical outdoor show and folks were less than enthusiastic: http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60587


no

Drachma, that's the classical Greek currency you were looking for.

also, Barren Oak and Grandmotherweb suck.

Drachmatherweb

I think I'd appreciate it more if I got to see some longhairs go up in flames



Only Turkish oil wrestling is real

it's a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing.

I'd pay in Ingots to see burger breathing.

now I want a burger

Alex Mooney LIKES our burger.

Bobs burgers

yeah, that would probably make you sick.

more like kill you. or put you on an iron lung for the rest of your life. or just paralyze your vocal cords.

I hope grandmotherfagget swallows.

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