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returntothepit >> discuss >> THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS (CL CONTENT VOL 76545227961) by nekronaut on Jan 10,2013 6:43pm
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METAL LEAD SINGER HERE.. (BOSTON,N.H.,R.I.,..ETC)_________________________________________Date: 2013-01-08, 6:21PM ESTReply to this post qj2cg-3483703940@comm.craigslist.org
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]_________________________________________hello, i am an exp. lead singer/back up singer..and i love metal..priest..sabbath w/dio..fifth angel..sanctuary..metal church..maiden..helloween..firewind..dream evil..nevermore..crimson glory..helstar...hellion..warlord..warlock..damien..etc..etc..i do drive..i have been live and have opened up for..king diamond..u.f.o...metal church..savatage..crimson glory..loudness..etc..etc..to name a few..i have been in original act..tribute acts..and cover bands..i am in a band now..but it is at a stand still...i want to do it for real..i am looking for team players..if i have to put it back together so be it..but i want no ego nuts..no slackers..no wanna bee's..time wasters..druggies..drunks..game players...etc..etc..need not apply..and i am up for doing a priest tribute or even a deep purple/rainbow tribute...but mainly a priest tribute would be great..and yes i can hit the notes..i am classically/opera trained..i do not smoke drink or drug at all..and it would be nice to be working with the same..i can write words to songs no problem at all.... I LOVE METAL..and you must as well for this to work...REAL METAL BANDS LIKE IN THIS AD..GOOD SOLID STRONG METAL..no fakes and/or phoneys please..reach out..let's talk and go from there....thank you for your time............... 

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toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 10,2013 6:51pm
1. I want to party with this guy 2. I lol'ed that he specified Sabbath with Dio instead of just saying Black Sabbath 3. I want to see his Priest Tribute band 4. And party with them too.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 10,2013 6:54pm
HE DOESN'T PARTY, BRO.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 10,2013 7:08pm
Yeah this guy sounds like the most boring person alive.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 10,2013 7:21pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
HE DOESN'T PARTY, BRO.
HE'LL PARTY IF I TELL HIM TO PARTY!!!



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Jan 10,2013 7:24pm
"listens to powermetal exclusively/doesn't drink" is a whole genre of people i don't like.



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Jan 10,2013 7:25pm
also, he specifically said "no game players" so that excludes KEVORD and DYA right off the bat.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 10,2013 7:27pm
We're gonna play AD&D, drinky whiskey, and talk about when he opened for King Diamond. It's gonna be awesome.



toggletoggle post by permafrost at Jan 10,2013 9:00pm
NO WANNA BEE'S.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 10,2013 9:36pm edited Jan 10,2013 9:36pm
I use... ellipses... in place of the proper punctuation... exclusively...



toggletoggle post by permafrost at Jan 10,2013 10:43pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I use... ellipses... in place of the proper punctuation... exclusively...


Only two..UR DOING IT WRONG..



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 11,2013 1:10am
Force him into a band named Warhammer 40Kilos; lock up RTTP Troll of 2013 in January.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 11,2013 9:36am
This guy would be perfect for my Guys & Dolls themed prog metal band but if he doesn't want to do H with me then wtf is the point??..



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 11,2013 9:49am
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
no wanna bee's




:'(



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Jan 11,2013 11:25am
slar%20you%20morbid? said[orig][quote]
"listens to powermetal exclusively/doesn't drink" is a whole genre of people i don't like.


^^this^^



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Jan 11,2013 11:28am
its to bad though, if he lost the "no partying/gaming" shit and I'd be curious.



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Jan 11,2013 2:20pm
Ghoulash said[orig][quote]
slar%20you%20morbid? said[orig][quote]
"listens to powermetal exclusively/doesn't drink" is a whole genre of people i don't like.


^^this^^


i guess the slash is kind of misleading, cuz either one of those things on their own is totally fine, but i've never met someone who fit BOTH descriptors who didn't annoy the shit out of me.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 11,2013 4:23pm
power metal + doesn't roll joints on a 1979 Dungeon Masters Guide = UNPOSSIBLE



toggletoggle post by BLARGH! at Jan 11,2013 10:27pm
He can "write words to songs no problem at all"



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 11,2013 10:51pm
Bassist for SCORPIONS tribute or 80's band (No. East Mass/So. NH)_________________________________________Date: 2013-01-11, 11:13AM ESTReply to this post 7ptwh-3522094580@comm.craigslist.org
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Bassist looking to rejoin a Scorpions tribute band or an 80's hair metal band. Much experience, great equipment, transportation and willingness to succeed putting together a band. Would prefer to join established situation w/a rehearsal studio. Been there,done that! Any takers reply back for more info. 

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toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 11,2013 10:53pm
We're So Metal We Rust In The Shower_________________________________________Date: 2013-01-11, 7:10AM ESTReply to this post rhcwb-3537857490@comm.craigslist.org
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]_________________________________________If you have a huge hanging nutsack and you can scream, play bass or drums, hit us up. Even if you're a chick with balls of titanium and you can fill out a banana hammock, you'll only have to show them to us once (every practice). But seriously, we need a metal drummer, bassist, and throat for a metal band. If you can scream like a zombie jesus getting his tender ass torn apart by the penis of satan's nephew, let us know. If you can drum like no otha brothas in the suburbs, hit us up. And if you can play bass like....a good bass player (?) then yeah, we're down like four flat tires. Heil Santa!!! Music influences include: Lamb of God, Tool, DevilDriver, Ace of Base, Parkway Drive, Dr. Acula, Boy George, Etc. 

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toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 11,2013 10:57pm
I wish all of these awesome dudes posted here instead of you black metal fags.



toggletoggle post by Eli_Hhcb at Jan 11,2013 11:08pm
*like*



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jan 11,2013 11:40pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
This guy would be perfect for my Guys & Dolls themed prog metal band but if he doesn't want to do H with me then wtf is the point??..




bennyhillifier
funny you should say this haha



toggletoggle post by I_am_not_me   at Jan 11,2013 11:51pm
Haha, holy shit! I think the guy in the first post tried out for Revengeance. The tell-tale sign would be to respond to the ad and ask if he was ever in Cats.




toggletoggle post by savage_scream at Jan 12,2013 1:57am
Amazing how a lil\' Vodka wells the hart , levels the playing field , eh "nekronaut" ? lol ! [I'm enjoying].
Seriously now , " call Me Ishmael ." lol...you sound intellectual enough ,
[refreshingly] or a good BS'er..so [sic] on my English grammar -
please ! excuse and translate please. 2 pleases ?
Anyway ; how many key strokes to the first 16 characters of "Moby Dick ". . . 'randomly' , (or for fun , typed by Monkeys) , or ; the Yahoo normal hominid haunts at OH dark thirty ? [Me} etc. . . how many key strokes to "Call Me Ismael" ? { probability} will be the parameter of course.. or 58 x 58 x 58 x 58 16 times [over] sum = /16.4 trillion quadrillion attempts ? {I'm plagiarizing the scenario mind you },
So stifle ! You quote anal's out there ! lmao ! Yes it came from the mind of "Fredrick Nordstrom" of Dream Evil!!! He went on to postulate :
Now factor the 3 words take 4 seconds to type , and the Monkeys never sleep . . how much time then with the probability factored in to before one Monkey gets a 50/50 chance of typing the famous opening line...?
no problemo ?...it's just simple math = 2,100 trillion years , or close to 153,000 times the age of the universe . . .Huh- WHAT ? every creationist ear just leaped off their heads I bet ! lol... Saw GAAAWD and all ! in other words , how did , in the natural laws of probability ; empirically known axioms ? , is it possible for Man to have reached the little intellect He has in so little time in Probability? and that dose not even add the tenet of the time it took the apes to evolve to a biped mammal capable of pushing a key stroke...{hic}. . .xcuze Me...P.S. Canadian "Crystal Head " Vodka . . .{NOT_BAD !} How do the Pols like it ? Hey..business is business



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Jan 12,2013 9:48am
slar%20you%20morbid? said[orig][quote]
Ghoulash said[orig][quote]
slar%20you%20morbid? said[orig][quote]
"listens to powermetal exclusively/doesn't drink" is a whole genre of people i don't like.


^^this^^


i guess the slash is kind of misleading, cuz either one of those things on their own is totally fine, but i've never met someone who fit BOTH descriptors who didn't annoy the shit out of me.


you do have a point there, when i was doing both to much i annoyed my self. World of Warcraft used to have the same effects on bands that heroin does.



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Jan 12,2013 10:00am
One of these days I want to start a power metal band but I cant figure out why power metal guys always have their heads up their asses.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 12,2013 10:01am
Ghoulash said[orig][quote]
One of these days I want to start a power metal band but I cant figure out why power metal guys always have their heads up their asses.
Better Accoustics.



toggletoggle post by josh hates logging in at Jan 12,2013 10:43am
Ghoulash said[orig][quote]
Warcraft used to have the same effects on bands that heroin does.


[cough]herugrim[/cough]



toggletoggle post by black metal fag at Jan 12,2013 10:47am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
I wish all of these awesome dudes posted here instead of you black metal fags.


:(.................too bad.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 12,2013 1:31pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
1. I want to party with this guy 2. I lol'ed that he specified Sabbath with Dio instead of just saying Black Sabbath 3. I want to see his Priest Tribute band 4. And party with them too.
6. Wait, is there really a band called Firewind? Bahah



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 12,2013 1:57pm
What does Firewind have to do with me? Keep it up and you're not invited to our cool dude party.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 12,2013 2:03pm
lolwut it has nothing to do with you. I dont get it.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 12,2013 2:04pm
You quoted me.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 12,2013 2:11pm
I was adding another number to your list bro. The real question is why did I add number 6 when there was no 5 haha



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Feb 27,2013 8:50pm
Sooooooo this is the dude that originally posted this ad. Obviously he made a few white lies haha.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 27,2013 9:08pm
I hope he can get a refund from whoever "classically trained" him. Ooof.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 27,2013 10:37pm
La Strega means "the witch" in ital.



toggletoggle post by Not Even Alex Mooney Likes This at Feb 28,2013 5:51pm
2/10 would not friend request

....j/k of course I would



toggletoggle post by Alex_Mooney_likes_this at Mar 1,2013 8:04am



toggletoggle post by Thunderstool at Mar 1,2013 8:07am
I am Thunderstool. The greatest troll in the world!



toggletoggle post by Thundertroll at Mar 1,2013 9:25am
I am Thundertroll. The greatest stool in the world!



toggletoggle post by Thunderstool at Mar 1,2013 9:48am
Thundertroll said[orig][quote]
I am Thundertroll. The greatest stool in the world!

Your mom is the greatest stool in the world!



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