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returntothepit >> discuss >> so I masturbated to sarah conner's boobs last night by a sick individual on Jan 7,2013 11:43am
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toggletoggle post by a sick individual at Jan 7,2013 11:43am
and pretended I was kyle reese and my load contained john conner. sarahs tits look so good.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 7,2013 11:49am
a%20sick%20individual said[orig][quote]
and pretended I was kyle reese and my load contained john conner. sarahs tits look so good.


If you didnt cum inside Sarah Connor then you've just ended the resistance against the machines before it even started. That is, if you were indeed Kyle Reese with a tiny John Connor swimming around in you baby batter.

FAIL



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Jan 7,2013 12:03pm
if you're pretending you're someone else when you're pulling it, you're a very sad person and you probably hang out in games workshop stores.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 7,2013 1:06pm
if your first jerkoff session wasn't to her boobs, you are a false.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 7,2013 1:18pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
if your first jerkoff session wasn't to her boobs, you are a false.


hahaha. this has been done. VHS for that matter, so making sure you set up the tracking lines in the right spot was KEY



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 7,2013 1:20pm
Only Arnold's dangling shade penis is real.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 7,2013 1:23pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Only Bill Paxton's blue liberty spikes are real.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 7,2013 1:28pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Only Bill Paxton's tire track face tattoo is real.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 7,2013 2:08pm
Yeah, I definetly did this years before Spencer was born.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 7,2013 2:11pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Yeah, I definetly did this exactly nine months before Spencer was born.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 7,2013 2:13pm
How did you know Spencer was conceived in a VHS copy of the Terminator?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 7,2013 3:03pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
How did you know Spencer was conceived in a VHS copy of Kindergarten Cop?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 7,2013 3:09pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
How did you know Spencer lives in a VHS copy of Dazed and Confused?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 7,2013 3:10pm
L o L



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 7,2013 3:12pm
I don't get it.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 7,2013 3:15pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
I don't get it.
then you've never seen Spence IRL.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 7,2013 3:16pm



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 7,2013 3:18pm
LOL



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 7,2013 3:22pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
How did you know Spencer was conceived by Arnold in Junior?



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 7,2013 3:23pm edited Jan 7,2013 3:23pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
How did you know Spencer was conceived by Danny Devito in Junior?


FIXED



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 7,2013 3:28pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
I don't get it.
then you've never seen Spence IRL.


ya got me



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 7,2013 3:29pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
How did you know Spencer was conceived by the two younger Hanson brothers?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 7,2013 3:35pm
I vividly remember Ross talking to Spence and some other kid at Anchor's up that time everyone got arrested for public drinking.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 7,2013 3:38pm
What? That was like 3 years ago, wouldn't he have been in middle school?



toggletoggle post by DYA is MY DICK at Jan 8,2013 12:15am
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
What? That was like 3 years ago, wouldn't he have been swaddled in a diaper made from a Relapse grab bag?





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 8,2013 8:37am
an asian Sawah Connah? ok!



toggletoggle post by Jailbait and Assley at Jan 8,2013 7:03pm
"At last, it has begun..." - some old japanese guy



toggletoggle post by scottfromzircon  at Jun 27,2013 8:35am
lol! I got Cyborge 2 for sale.. Angelina's boobs! Marina Sirtis has the best boobs out of the 3..



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