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returntothepit >> discuss >> MASTER - North American Detonation Tour by KEVORD on Dec 31,2012 5:52pm
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toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 31,2012 5:52pm edited Dec 31,2012 6:01pm
"NORTH AMERICAN DETONATION TOUR"

MASTER - SACRIFICIAL SLAUGHTER - FISTHAMMER

Fri. March 1st - Los Angeles, CA @ The Joint
Sat.March 2nd - Richmond, CA @ Burnt Ramen
Sun.March 3rd - Portland, OR @ The Branx
Mon.March 4th - Seattle, WA @ 2 Bit Saloon
Tue. March 5th - Boise, ID @ The Red Room
Wed.March 6th - Salt Lake City, UT - TBA
Thu. March 7th - Cheyenne, WY @ Forum619
Fri. March 8th - Topeka, KS @ The Boobie Trap
Sat.March 9th - St. Louis, MO @ Fubar
Sun.March 10th - Madison, WI @ The Frequency
Mon.March 11th - Chicago, IL @ Reggie's Rock Club
Tue. March 12th - Warren, MI @ The Ritz
Wed. March 13th - Rochester, NY @ Bug Jar
Thu. March 14th - New England - TBA
Fri. March 15th - Brooklyn, NY @ Saint Vitus Bar
Sat. March 16th - Philadelphia, PA @ Gunners Run
Sun. March 17th - Baltimore, MD @ Ottobar
Tue. March 19th - Chattanooga, TN - TBA
Wed.March 20th - New Orleans, LA @ Siberia
Thu. March 21st - Fort Worth, TX @ Tomcats West
Fri. March 22nd - Oklahoma City@Chameleon Room
Sat. March 23rd - Houston, TX @ BFE Rock Club
Sun. March 24th - Austin, TX @ Dirty Dog Bar
Mon. March 25th - Midland, TX @ Fast Freddy's
Tue. March 26th - El paso, TX @ House of Rock
Wed.March 27th - Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad
Fri. March 29th - Mexicali, MX @ Bar El Andariego
Sat. March 30th - Pomona, CA @ Characters
Sun. March 31st - CA - TBA
Mon.April 1st - Fullerton, CA @ Slidebar

The New England Dates venue isn't set yet. Hopefully Master doesn't cancel this tour.
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toggletoggle post by AndrewFagtard at Dec 31,2012 6:06pm
shit is gay



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Dec 31,2012 6:41pm
if need be I can hook them up with a providence date.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Dec 31,2012 6:43pm
is anyone talking to them about this gig?



toggletoggle post by BSV at Dec 31,2012 6:45pm
take it Sly!



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 31,2012 6:45pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
is anyone talking to them about this gig?
Notshaver working on it.



toggletoggle post by ABastard NLI at Dec 31,2012 7:17pm
i disagree with my troll...i hope there is a NE date



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Dec 31,2012 7:36pm
This would be a hell of a show to see at Dusk, if notshaver needs a venue that's not going to charge for the room or door guy this is far enough in advance to have this booked and promoted proper all proper like.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 31,2012 7:42pm
I was kind of hoping Metal Thursday would pick this show up. I don't want to talk too much out of school cause I have nothing to do with booking. But Notshaver has all the info about booking Master so contact him.



toggletoggle post by Reapers_grave  at Dec 31,2012 9:48pm
assuming Paul Speckmann doesn't get deported again.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 2,2013 12:29pm
Hope to see a NE date for this one come through, Fisthammer finally getting some more out of state gigs. Glad to see them on such a killer tour



toggletoggle post by robotpie  at Jan 2,2013 2:16pm
Dusk would be cool, I really enjoy that venue and its functioning bathroom not full of herpes piss. Would go to any NE venue for this though.



toggletoggle post by Spence at Jan 11,2013 2:21am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 11,2013 8:27am
Somerville? The Skybar is back?



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 11,2013 8:30am
Hasnt Master played like 5 times in the last 5 years? Theyre the EHG of death metal!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Jan 11,2013 8:32am
PA's, Jimbo

Master was scheduled to play twice recently and only did the one Church show I think...it was empty.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jan 11,2013 11:01am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
PA's, Jimbo

Master was scheduled to play twice recently and only did the one Church show I think...it was empty.
yeah, I had to pay out my ass to cover that guarantee. Worse show I ever booked.



toggletoggle post by 98.6% of humanity is chaff at Jan 11,2013 11:04am
Man goes to a whore house. The Madam is out of women but,
since the guy is Polish she thinks she can get away with a blow up
doll and he will never know the difference. Being a bit nervous
because she has never tried this one before, The Madam waits outside
the door. The Ploack comes out in five minutes. "How was it?", says
the Madam.
"I don't know," says the Polak, "I bit her on the tit and she
farted and flew out the window!"



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 11,2013 11:10am
I remember we were supposed to play with them at Church but we had to drop and I think master ended up dropping anyway so GREAT SUCCESS



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Jan 11,2013 11:13am
YOU FUCKED JOSH OVER, ROSS



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jan 11,2013 11:19am
Wasn't that the first BO show or the last with the old name?



toggletoggle post by eyeroller at Jan 11,2013 11:19am
Christ, 32 consecutive one-nighters / no days off, brutal schedule



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Jan 11,2013 11:24am
Somerville? Goddammit. I was hoping it'd be a place I'd actually go to, since they're playing the wrong day of the Philly fest.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 11,2013 12:04pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
Wasn't that the first BO show or the last with the old name?
nah we played with watain the week before. Actually the whole reason we dropped is because I was so annoyed with our now ex-guitarist for showing up halfway through our set (we just started playing as a three-piece because he was so late) and plugging in and trying to play without even tuning or anything that I just didnt want to play any more shows.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 11,2013 12:29pm
Who booked the Sommerville show? is it confirmed? looking forward to seeing this.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 11,2013 12:57pm
It's not in Boston. Most likely will be in Worcester.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 11,2013 1:03pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
It's not in Boston. Most likely will be in Worcester.
Best news I've heard all day. I was dreading having to drive to Boston.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 11,2013 1:06pm
welp guess Im not going hah



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 11,2013 1:09pm
...or Providence, I don't know



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Jan 11,2013 1:30pm
I passed on it.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jan 11,2013 2:21pm
issues with locking a venue?



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Jan 11,2013 2:52pm
Issue with a guarantee larger than my mortage payment.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 11,2013 2:53pm
Heh.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Jan 11,2013 2:55pm
MetalThursday said[orig][quote]
Issue with a guarantee larger than my mortage payment.


haha, yea. What's up with these random death metal bands asking for WAY too much money to play shows lately? It's like, yea maybe if you showed up at the venue with a TIME MACHINE to transport us back to 1989 to see you guys play at CBGBs we could get the 2grand for you.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Jan 11,2013 3:07pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
MetalThursday said[orig][quote]
Issue with a guarantee larger than my mortage payment.


haha, yea. What's up with these random death metal bands asking for WAY too much money to play shows lately? It's like, yea maybe if you showed up at the venue with a TIME MACHINE to transport us back to 1989 to see you guys play at CBGBs we could get the 2grand for you.


Yeah, I do my best most of the time to negotiate something fair for all involved but honestly in 20 years of listening to death metal I have never once had anyone mention Master in conversation... I bought two of their albums years ago only because I knew Paul Masvidal played the solos on one of them. The "America the Beautiful" parody is about the only thing I can remember by them. It's like, it's cool that you're an underground metal legend bro but I'd rather keep my shows affordable and not risk losing my ass.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jan 11,2013 3:08pm
Guess I'm not seeing Master.



toggletoggle post by barren ark at Jan 11,2013 3:13pm
eyeroller said[orig][quote]
Christ, 32 consecutive one-nighters / no days off, brutal schedule


...now made less brutal with a 2,000 guarantee. jesus.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 11,2013 3:45pm
It's not $2,000 but it insanely high.



toggletoggle post by t ballenstein at Jan 11,2013 7:17pm
Yea.. I mean when we were supposed to play with them at obriens and they no showed, MAYBE 50 fifty people showed up. Sad but true cuz they are a good band.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 11,2013 7:36pm
Nah, that show did sell out despite Master dropping.



toggletoggle post by satanist at Jan 19,2013 10:34pm



toggletoggle post by josh hates logging in at Jan 20,2013 9:00am
I really dislike seeing shows at f13.



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Jan 20,2013 9:13am
MetalThursday said[orig][quote]
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
MetalThursday said[orig][quote]
Issue with a guarantee larger than my mortage payment.


haha, yea. What's up with these random death metal bands asking for WAY too much money to play shows lately? It's like, yea maybe if you showed up at the venue with a TIME MACHINE to transport us back to 1989 to see you guys play at CBGBs we could get the 2grand for you.


Yeah, I do my best most of the time to negotiate something fair for all involved but honestly in 20 years of listening to death metal I have never once had anyone mention Master in conversation... I bought two of their albums years ago only because I knew Paul Masvidal played the solos on one of them. The "America the Beautiful" parody is about the only thing I can remember by them. It's like, it's cool that you're an underground metal legend bro but I'd rather keep my shows affordable and not risk losing my ass.


yup, that's exactly how i felt about it.



toggletoggle post by A Providence person who agrees at Jan 20,2013 1:11pm
josh%20hates%20logging%20in said[orig][quote]
I really dislike seeing shows at f13.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jan 20,2013 2:13pm
Like I said earlier, Master was the worst show I've ever booked. They wanted $800, I offered $400 (which was still too high) and their manager at the time laughed at me. After a week of negotiating I arranged a deal where we pay them $500 and then brokered the manager into booking a US management deal with Sexcrement which included me giving him a deposit from us on his behalf for his services. Tour fucking tanked. I sessioned with Neuraxis while the Master show happened (I never would have made the deposit months in advance if I knew I was getting a touring gig like that) and NO ONE wanted to deal with this show in place of me while I was gone. Not a single person wanted to be responsible for paying Master and I honestly can't blame them, that show in turned in mess, I got furious phone calls, voice mails and text messages from the manager (who keep in mind was supposed to be managing my band at the time) about how Boston was full of ripoffs and cheats. Tony Lazaro apparently mouthed off to Blue. So here I am on a session tour and unable to access a bank account until 6 weeks later to make the payment, which I finally got done much to the dismay of my bandmates at the time. Fucking nightmare.
BUYER BEWARE. Those 3 band tours get ridiculous, especially when it's smaller bands in support of big band that should ideally be able to draw enough to out earn the support acts but it never seems to be that way.



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Mar 9,2013 3:48pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
Tony Lazaro apparently mouthed off to Blue.




Plenty of mouth to go around here...



toggletoggle post by MXEIACN OVERLORD at Mar 10,2013 11:31am
THIS WILL BE KILLER

I WILL BRING FRIENDS AND FAMILY

HOPE THE VENUE CAN HOLD 30,000

NO I.D. BTW LOL



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