http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/gadgetbo...one-5-goes-sale-worldwide-1B6029250

"Members of the press crowd around the first individuals to exit the Apple Store with a new iPhone 5, giving them a celebrity treatment."

There was a long line at the shitty little Malden AT&T store when I was walking to work



One guy was in PJs and wrapped in a sleeping bag, what the fuck

bennyhillifier

I don't find it depressing. I find it hilarious. I couldn't see myself waiting in line for any product ever. It's a fucking phone, no idea why people act so hysterical about this stupid shit.

Somewhere out there, the undead head of Steve Jobs is waiting, suspended in a bath of chemicals, John Lumic style, ready to order his army of unwitting soldiers to takeover.

This reminds me of one of my best and easiest trips to Cedar Point. It was right after Top Thrill Dragster opened up in 2003 so hundreds, if not thousands, of people were waiting in line all day to get on it. As a result there was basically no waiting at all for the entire rest of the park and I got the most bang for my entrance cost ever.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, this would've been a good day to hit the DMV if I had to.

i want to see any person who utters the word "iPhone" boiled in their own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through their heart.

Fuck, i want to go to Cedar Point.