post by search feature troll at Sep 18,2012 2:14am
uncovering a horde of rats inside a roofline gutter singing christmas carols who quickly become irate over you disturbing their peaceful ritual and bite your hands causing you to flail backwards in pain off the top of a fully extended 40 foot ladder and headfirst onto one of the decoration stones outlining the pile of mulch you planted the seeds of a new japanese maple tree in which will now merge with the dna of your blood and creating a talking tree that tells really boring stories about home finance and menial yard work
