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New site? Maybe some day.
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Am I to assume you work for this Hot topic\Spencers esque website. |
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You know what they say about assumptions |
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The saying is you know what happens when you assume. So yes this is just a big advertisement. |
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a spambot that talks to you is still a spambot |
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Spambots are people too....
that is a weird backpack, how would you fit anything in it? |
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Better question:
Why would a kid in 2012 want a backpack for a movie that came out almost 30 years ago that they have almost definitely never seen? |
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it would be like going as IT for Halloween |
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it would be like going as IT for Halloween |
IT?? |
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it would be like going as IT for Halloween |
IT?? |
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it would be like going as IT for Halloween |
IT?? |
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it would be like going as IT for Halloween |
yes the clown, not so much cousin it |
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I believe the clown's name was Pennywise. |
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it would be like going as IT for Halloween |
IT?? |
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Obviously "IT" refers to Sussex cricketer Ian Thomson. |
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He's the hot kids' costume, this year. |
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Better question:
Why would a kid in 2012 want a backpack for a movie that came out almost 30 years ago that they have almost definitely never seen? |
because their parents are hipsters. |
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I believe the clown's name was Pennywise. |
AND WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE -- YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
Great shitty book & movie. |
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Better question:
Why would a kid in 2012 want a backpack for a movie that came out almost 30 years ago that they have almost definitely never seen? |
Hipster parents are everywhere |
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Does anyone have a pufer we can spray into this things eyes? |
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This is quickly becoming the worst thread in the history of this forum. |
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ITT: Kevord's "I Just Do What the Voices Tell Me" t-shirt goes unrecognized. Everyone suffers. |
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Its a I do what my rice krispies tell me shirt. |
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ITT: Kevord's "Lost your cat? Just look under my tires" bumper sticker goes unrecognized. Everyone suffers. |
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This is quickly becoming the worst thread in the history of this forum. |
somehow I doubt that I've read worse! |
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this thread needs a homo-erotica fanfiction story featuring chuck schuldiner |
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this thread needs a homo-erotica fanfiction story featuring chuck schuldiner |
Best I can do is this story about Dragonlance creator Tracy Hickman:
Back in early 1985, I was living out of Amarillo, moonlighting at the local textile mill as a computer technician, back in the day when we weren't a dime a dozen. That meant I'd game during the day and hit it up with a number of gaming groups from the local community college.
I first met Tracy in a public steambath down in El Paso. Tracy's Mormon, but back then, he was pretty confused and would start cruising whenever he got away from home. We'd hit the sauna together and one day I gave him a couple of good loads and we started talking about D&D. Turns out that he first got offered the job at TSR because the powers that be at TSR thought Terry Brooks was queer and didn't want the bad rep. So they hired Tracy who was beyond reproach. Clean record, Mormon, beefy, hairy back, cut, but beer can thick.
That was a golden age, the early '80s. Folks don't know it, but back then, conventions were great cruising grounds. Lots of spotty, nervous virgins who needed to get off one way or the other. Hell, I was into the Chicano boys myself, but I was, still am, heavy, beardy and with pretty strong BO, so I wasn't gonna get any from them.
So I started hanging 'round convention washrooms. The rules were simple, they'd get done and, if I was feeling generous, I'd give them a reach around. Most were grateful for the opportunity. For almost all of them it was the first intimate contact they ever got and, in some cases, the last. This was just as AIDS was hitting the news, so I also carried a stack of rubbers in my first ed PHB.
I'm not gay and neither were most of the people I hooked up with. There ain't nothing gay bout spending time with other dudes. Sometimes, stuff happens. Yeah, whatever happens, happens. No one has to know how anybody gets done or why. It just happens. You pump, dump and leave and no one has to be the wiser.
Tracy wasn't gay neither, he just needed to bust a nut. He'd ask me to call him Laura sometimes in a high-pitched voice, but I always figured he had a Dragonlance fantasy.
That's what it was like back in the day, I tell you. Just ask any grognard at a convention and he'll tell you all about it, if you have a moment to wait and listen. |
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if you weren't growing up when Ghostbusters came out and you wear this, you are a douche. |
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if you grew up when Ghostbusters came out and you wear this, you are a douche. |
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I think one day of this terrible thread was enough. |
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If it werent for this thread, I would never have learned this new tagline
"You pump, dump and leave and no one has to be the wiser" |
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well that got out of control fast didnt it |
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