idk man, i counted the # of welds on a seismic vantage frame once and i know for sure it was ATLEAST 60.....60 welds, i was in the booth by myself most of the time and they expected 4 an hour out of me....
yeah, well they laid me off in december, and i've yet to recieve my last paycheck....but the good new is i have a new job that pays better, has better benefits, the work is WAY EASIER, i get the entire factory to myself for most of my shift, and i dont have to spend several months as a temp. before either getting hired or laid off......suck it eaton-wrightline.
post by an attractive female at Jun 19,2012 6:39pm
I would rather have my vagina welded shut that have sex with Duke Mancunt!
also, heres a picture of me around this time last summer when i was working in NH for the Appalachian Mountain Club, it was my one day off after spending two weeks living and working in the woods.....instead of kicking back and enjoying a few beers and some pot i instead decided to spend 9 HOURS in tempuratures in the low 40's with wind driven rain carrying a fucking fat guy with a broken leg out of huntington ravine on mount washington. thank jeebus they had several cases of beer and a stack of pizza's waiting for us in the back of the ambulance.
here's a picture of me in baghdad with the 101st airborne division, Feb 2008....about 10 minutes before the picture was taken i had that M4 pointed right at the back of a motherfuckers head.
My scrotum is a pair of 100 watt light bulbs, but they burned out a long time ago. Some guy offered to replace them for free, but the burned out ones have brought me so much publicity that I just couldn't say yes.
this picture mirrored itself when i scanned it, but its taken at an undisclosed location in iraq, christmas day 2006, when i was assigned to an undisclosed unit.....black helicopters FTW!
Welcome to the 2012 Duke Man Junk At Work Slideshow, everybody grab a canape and settle in, the pictures of him crying himself to sleep alone every night are coming up next
here's a picture of me in baghdad with the 101st airborne division, Feb 2008....about 10 minutes before the picture was taken i had that M4 pointed right at the back of a motherfuckers head.
were was that M4 when a moon cricket robbed you outside Honey Farm Rambo?
here's a picture of me in baghdad with the 101st airborne division, Feb 2008....about 10 minutes before the picture was taken i had that M4 pointed right at the back of a motherfuckers head.
were was that M4 when a moon cricket robbed you outside Honey Farm Rambo?
i'm going to assume it was in the arms room where it belongs, at BLDG 7282 desert storm ave, fort campbell,ky.
this is a video one of our pilots made during a sandstorm, when we couldnt fly....i would tell you fags to say thanks for the spank bank material, but i know you all eat more balls than testicular cancer....
here's a picture of me in baghdad with the 101st airborne division, Feb 2008....about 10 minutes before the picture was taken i had that M4 pointed right at the back of a motherfuckers head.
were was that M4 when a moon cricket robbed you outside Honey Farm Rambo?
also, to answer your question more specifically i suppose, the M4 pictured is either currently in afghanistan or fort campbell......now the colt AR-15A3 which i built to replicate what i carried in iraq as closely as i legally could was tucked away under my bed, about 3/4 of a mile away at the time of said robbery
here's a picture of me in baghdad with the 101st airborne division, Feb 2008....about 10 minutes before the picture was taken i had that M4 pointed right at the back of a motherfuckers head.
were was that M4 when a moon cricket robbed you outside Honey Farm Rambo?
also, to answer your question more specifically i suppose, the M4 pictured is either currently in afghanistan or fort campbell......now the colt AR-15A3 which i built to replicate what i carried in iraq as closely as i legally could was tucked away under my bed, about 3/4 of a mile away at the time of said robbery
this is a video one of our pilots made during a sandstorm, when we couldnt fly....i would tell you fags to say thanks for the spank bank material, but i know you all eat more balls than testicular cancer....
Dude.....this video fucking rules. Wish we had the small cameras and shit when I was in. We weren't allowed to bring anything non-mission essential when I was in. But I did sneak a small guitar into my sea bag. Couldn't have live without it.
By the way....don't pay any attention to these numbasses that flame you but have never done a single thing with their lives outside of suck money off of mommy and daddy or "attend" college...like their miserable lives have ever made a difference to anyone, or anything....anywhere. I used to give my MRE's to kids who's fathers were probably the ones sniping us...but hey, I had more than they did....but then I'm the bad guy. Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
post by onward virgin soldiers at Jun 21,2012 3:18pm
Well, Dwyer does like miniature soldiers shoved up his anal hole... coincidence?
post by gung ho at Jun 21,2012 4:27pm
I hate it when people thank me for my service, and I know it seems douchey, I refuse to accept it. I tell them there is nothing to thank me for. Nothing I did improved their quality of life. I trained to be a killer. This isn't the middle ages anymore. Not only that, but my time in the military wasn't spent doing anything actually productive for this nation. Who was really benefiting from my services? The people trying to kill the Iraqis. Clearly it didn't help our economy. If anything I should be hated for participating in a blatant waste of our country's limited funds.
Plus, I don't like being reminded of my time served. It's not something I'm proud of. To me it's similar to thanking a criminal for the time he spent in prison. I was stuck in a contract for 5 years serving a country whose actions I don't exactly approve of. And I couldn't even leave of my own volition. There is no easy way out of the military, and if you do get out then you are probably screwed for the rest of your life. If you do stay in then you get viewed in some sort of preferential light in some cases, which is completely undeserved. It is not the highest quality of life, either. If you don't meet their regulations you get yelled at like a dog who just peed on the carpet.
I can testify that the character of the people in the military is in general not of a high caliber. A majority of the people I served with were of less than average intelligence and of low morals. A lot of them thought it would be cool to see combat and get to kill Iraqis. I don't see how anyone should be thanked for that. This nation's propaganda has turned us into heroes when we have done absolutely nothing to deserve it.
I thanked a guy for his service once and he looked at me like I had two heads. Another guy I met was bragging about how many "towelheads" he killed and how he couldn't wait to go back and kill more. I always assumed he was full of shit or totally fucked in the head, both of which make me uncomfortable when it comes to people who are trained in the use of deadly weapons.
I hate it when people thank me for my service, and I know it seems douchey, I refuse to accept it. I tell them there is nothing to thank me for. Nothing I did improved their quality of life. I trained to be a killer. This isn't the middle ages anymore. Not only that, but my time in the military wasn't spent doing anything actually productive for this nation. Who was really benefiting from my services? The people trying to kill the Iraqis. Clearly it didn't help our economy. If anything I should be hated for participating in a blatant waste of our country's limited funds.
Plus, I don't like being reminded of my time served. It's not something I'm proud of. To me it's similar to thanking a criminal for the time he spent in prison. I was stuck in a contract for 5 years serving a country whose actions I don't exactly approve of. And I couldn't even leave of my own volition. There is no easy way out of the military, and if you do get out then you are probably screwed for the rest of your life. If you do stay in then you get viewed in some sort of preferential light in some cases, which is completely undeserved. It is not the highest quality of life, either. If you don't meet their regulations you get yelled at like a dog who just peed on the carpet.
I can testify that the character of the people in the military is in general not of a high caliber. A majority of the people I served with were of less than average intelligence and of low morals. A lot of them thought it would be cool to see combat and get to kill Iraqis. I don't see how anyone should be thanked for that. This nation's propaganda has turned us into heroes when we have done absolutely nothing to deserve it.
What service were you in? What unit were you in? Where were you in Iraq? I'd like to know these things, because I have a sneaking suspicion that you're full of shit. What branch of the service has a 5 year contract? What was your MOS?
and if you IM me your real name, I wont show it to anyone else, and you have my word on that. This way I can look you up in the prior service archives which are available only to active and prior service members. Put your money where your mouth is or GTFO.
post by Hamza at Jun 22,2012 9:46am
It's really hard to support the troops thanks to total fucking ass holes like Hoser.
post by ark at Jun 22,2012 9:53am
hahahahhaah. SOMEONE DISRESPECTING THE SERVICE? SHOW ME HIS FUCKING PAPERS.
this is a video one of our pilots made during a sandstorm, when we couldnt fly....i would tell you fags to say thanks for the spank bank material, but i know you all eat more balls than testicular cancer....
If you are going to claim the Nighstalkers as your pilots you are going to have to do more than post some blurry pictures.
Unit and MOS? POC for vetting?
This isn't taken lightly. I understand you are being vague, but everyone knows what you are attempting to imply when you post 160th Special Operations Air Regiment (SOAR) videos saying they are 'your pilots' and claiming in another picture that you are in an 'undisclosed location' with an 'undisclosed unit'.
this is a video one of our pilots made during a sandstorm, when we couldnt fly....i would tell you fags to say thanks for the spank bank material, but i know you all eat more balls than testicular cancer....
If you are going to claim the Nighstalkers as your pilots you are going to have to do more than post some blurry pictures.
Unit and MOS? POC for vetting?
This isn't taken lightly. I understand you are being vague, but everyone knows what you are attempting to imply when you post 160th Special Operations Air Regiment (SOAR) videos saying they are 'your pilots' and claiming in another picture that you are in an 'undisclosed location' with an 'undisclosed unit'.
dude, i can show you the programme for my graduation from green platoon with my name on it, night stalker PT shorts/t shirts and numerous award/promotion citations that are signed "Kevin A Mangum COL,AV Commanding" LTG Mangum recently retired from the newly formed United States Army Special Operations Aviation Command......back in the day he was my regimental commander.
also, typed verbatum from a DA form 638 i found....
"SPC Manjunk distinguished himself through exceptionally meriorious service as an operations day shift specialist of a Special Operations Task Force with TF 1-160 from 06 Dec 2006 to 15 Feb 2007 during Operation IRAQI FREEDOM. his technical and tactical abilities enabled him to recieve,reorganize and distribute the volume of information to complete every mission flawlessly."
it then goes on to read
PROPOSED CITATION
"FOR EXCEPTIONALLY MERITORIOUS ACHIEVEMENT AS AN OPERATIONS SPECIALIST IN A SPECIAL OPERATIONS TASK FORCE DURING OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM IN THE CENTCOM AOR. SPC Manjunks ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND PERFORMANCE REFLECTED GREAT CREDIT UPON HIMSELF,THE NIGHTSTALKERS AND THE UNITED STATES ARMY"
post by Dukemanjunks bowling specialist at Jun 24,2012 1:21pm
Operations Specialist = Glorified Air Traffic Controller. So you never saw any action Rambo. What an asshole.
and i definitly never had to be taken to a safehouse after the helicopter i was flying in broke down near erbil iraq, while we were busy rolling up some iranians.
funny story, when my class did our land navigation/escape and evasion training, the cadre told us "yeah, bring dip,beef jerky,cupcakes whatever you want....but we you get rolled up its probably going to get taken"
well, we had a bit of a class clown who went home that night and baked brownies with laxatives in them and gave one brownie to each team....i had my teams brownie in my rucksack, we got rolled up, and one of the cadre...namely Staff Sergeant Pierce from boston ate the brownie, and even went so far as to start licking the tinfoil it was wrapped in while saying how good it was.....he left training early that day and got a negative counseling statement for it....at the end of the class when we had our class critique's i told the NCOIC.....he started laughing hysterically...SSG Pierce didnt find it so funny and the class clown and myself were told to "do push-ups until you die"
post by Garth Algar at Jun 29,2012 1:56pm
The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
post by Boozegood at Jun 29,2012 6:00pm edited Jun 29,2012 6:03pm
[A bunch of stuff about an indoc with no metion of MOS]
So were you a 15P or not?
post by Boozegood at Jun 29,2012 6:32pm edited Jun 29,2012 7:20pm
"If he wasn't a pilot than he was just some fag crewmen who went through some faggoty bs indoc where he probably just had to score at least 60% on each even on his PT test. Only pilots in the 160th are considered 'operators'."
- Coming from the dude spotting for me in this picture. Former 3rd Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment sniper; current sniper on my team.
DISCLAIMER: I am not now or ever was a Scout/Sniper or any other form of sniper nor am I claiming such. That is his rifle, he is letting me use it because I jumped in the truck on the way to the range to try out some of the sniper systems that day.
Now I'm not saying it's true or not; just that you really haven't chimed in at all to explain things.
post by RangersLeadTheWayMotherFucker at Jun 29,2012 7:52pm
Duke,
No, you've never seen a turp take a rotor blade to the dome.....
You've never seen a SEAL lose an arm to a mortor round..........
And DEFINITLY NO, you've never had to be taken to a safehouse after your pretend helicopter that you were "flying" broke down near Erbil, Iraq. And seriously dude, rolling up Iranians in Erbil, your a fucking idiot. First of all fuckstick, if you are who you say you are, you wouldn't be rolling up shit. It would be the real Operators that would be riding on your bird that would be doing the rolling (Or what most A-type guys would call it "Balling UP") the "Iranians".
Oh and news flash motherfucker, its usually pieces of shit that get sent to do PSD for Brigade Commanders. And fuck no, you've never call a gun run on anything.
I just wasted minutes of my life reading your BS stories. Do yourself a favor and stop watching the indoc videos on TV. Next week you'll be saying your a fucking SEAL/RANGER/SNIPER/FORCE/SF cocksucker.
Go fuck yourself douchbag.
RLTW!!!!!!
post by THANK YOU at Jun 29,2012 7:58pm
ITT: dukemanjunks favorite person dukemanjunk gets rolled by a real 'operator'
post by RangersLeadTheWayMotherFucker at Jun 29,2012 8:18pm
Dude,
Your one High Speed looking Operator man.
You really rolled out looking like that? Where the hell is your kit? M4 mags? And everyone who is Infantry know's that a fucking leg holster is probably the most uncomfortable piece of shit around, which is why only fucking MP's and other POG's wear them. And I'm pretty sure the only person's back you ever pointed your M4 at was an NCO's for (what you pussies would call) "Hazing" you because you look like a fucking clueless retard.
funny story, when my class did our land navigation/escape and evasion training, the cadre told us "yeah, bring dip,beef jerky,cupcakes whatever you want....but we you get rolled up its probably going to get taken"
well, we had a bit of a class clown who went home that night and baked brownies with laxatives in them and gave one brownie to each team....i had my teams brownie in my rucksack, we got rolled up, and one of the cadre...namely Staff Sergeant Pierce from boston ate the brownie, and even went so far as to start licking the tinfoil it was wrapped in while saying how good it was.....he left training early that day and got a negative counseling statement for it....at the end of the class when we had our class critique's i told the NCOIC.....he started laughing hysterically...SSG Pierce didnt find it so funny and the class clown and myself were told to "do push-ups until you die"
HAHAHAHAHAHA...these guys would ALMOST make it through Marine Corps. BASIC training. I wasn't at any SOAR training, but man, the USMC has this shit beat to hell right out of the box.
this videos are 6 weeks of training rolled up into a 45 minute tv show, obviously theres alot of stuff missing....black day happens in the first few days of class, to try to get rid of anyone who doesnt truely want to be there and it goes non stop for about 16 hours....ater we did the log carry/humvee pull we did a mock PT test, followed by a 6 mile run and an obstacle course. it usually happens on a thursday so you have three days to recover. when i did mine i slept the entire next day, and was limping for several days afterwards....and i was in the best shape of my life at that time...i went from basic, to AIT and then straight into green platoon.
post by Boozegood at Jun 30,2012 11:08am edited Jun 30,2012 11:28am
EDIT: Eh, I don't really care that much. I just don't know why you are calling yourself a 'special operator' and acting like you have been in combat.
post by RangersLeadTheWayMotherFucker at Jun 30,2012 12:18pm
WOW, an Indoc that you have the weekends off on? That shit must of been real brutal. The only school I went too that gave you weekends off was Airborne School. So Duke, did you deploy to Baghdad with the 160th? If so where did you stay?
post by operation iraqi vacation at Jun 30,2012 1:41pm
ITT: two actual military men call me out for lying about my military experience because I posted over and over about how great I am and how impressed everyone should be with me.
WOW, an Indoc that you have the weekends off on? That shit must of been real brutal. The only school I went too that gave you weekends off was Airborne School. So Duke, did you deploy to Baghdad with the 160th? If so where did you stay?
no, baghdad with the 101st, keep in mind i was an aviator so i was always at an airbase.
legit, i'm telling you black day is no fucking joke, they break you physically and mentally in the same day. they will "trim the fat" so to speak from the class on this one day.....after that they treat you like a human being...it took me telling a retired sergeant major who saw action in panama to go fuck himself (i was an E-2 at the time) and i wasnt going to quit before they saw that i was in it for the long haul.
Duke,
No, you've never seen a turp take a rotor blade to the dome.....
You've never seen a SEAL lose an arm to a mortor round..........
And DEFINITLY NO, you've never had to be taken to a safehouse after your pretend helicopter that you were "flying" broke down near Erbil, Iraq. And seriously dude, rolling up Iranians in Erbil, your a fucking idiot. First of all fuckstick, if you are who you say you are, you wouldn't be rolling up shit. It would be the real Operators that would be riding on your bird that would be doing the rolling (Or what most A-type guys would call it "Balling UP") the "Iranians".
Oh and news flash motherfucker, its usually pieces of shit that get sent to do PSD for Brigade Commanders. And fuck no, you've never call a gun run on anything.
I just wasted minutes of my life reading your BS stories. Do yourself a favor and stop watching the indoc videos on TV. Next week you'll be saying your a fucking SEAL/RANGER/SNIPER/FORCE/SF cocksucker.
Go fuck yourself douchbag.
RLTW!!!!!!
read up on"objective twins II" the guys on the ground had a very tense few minute long stand off with the peshmerga, also, ever hear of a guy named Dominic Caracillo? he was a ranger regiment battalion commander during the jump into afghanistan. he was my brigade commander in the 101st (RAK 6)
you TF RED guys sure do talk alot of shit, even though when the going gets tough the first thing you do is call in the TF BROWN gunships for help.
post by Boozegood at Jul 1,2012 4:11am edited Jul 1,2012 4:12am
...oh boy. I don't even know where to start with those posts.
post by RangersLeadTheWayMotherFucker at Jul 1,2012 5:00am
Dude, your not going to impress me because you know a single ex-commander in the 75th. Officers leave the 75th to take command in the Big Army all the time you fucking idiot. Nice try though. And as for the color code thing, thats fucking and OPSEC violation so you might want to edit and/or remove that post before the wrong person reads it.
And I have nothing but respect for the NightStalkers and I had a blast working with them. I just dont like to see dickfaces such as yourself drag they're name down. And yes, we do call for gun runs because its fucking awesome. Trust me, that support is more than returned when a bird goes down. 99.9% of the time its Rangers tasked as QRF to secure and evac a down bird and its crew.
BTW Duke, the 160th did have an airpad in Baghdad at the MSS. They're crew lived in the compound right beside ours. Figured you'd know that seeing's your 160th and all, guessed it must of slipped your mind, or like everyone else on here has guessed and your just full of shit.
If your really 160th you should go on SOCNET.com and have yourself vetted by the Operators on there. If you check off and are vetted by the guys there then I'll tell everyone here that I was mistaken and I'm sorry, until then you can blow me.
RLTW!!!!
post by DukeMidgetQueer at Jul 1,2012 5:02am
Obviously, Lady Duke is full of shit. I'm over it, we get that he is a lying moron
BTW: stolen valor was declared unconstitutional
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_Valor_Act
Didn't read the story, but if it's true...that's too bad. I fucking hate the dinks who tell you that they served, when they haven't done shit. I also hate how guys who join the Marine Corps. and get med discharges (because they are non-hackers who don't deserve to serve in my beloved Corps.) tell everyone that they were in RECON....makes me laugh my dick off. Ever notice that you never met any cooks, or supply, or admin guys that were in the Corps./Army/Navy? Naturally, theyre all full of HORSESHIT. Next time, ask them what their MOS and what unit(s) they served in...great way to watch the asspipes stutter and blurt out some HORSESHIT NON-EXISTENT unit....(or a unit that was disbanded 10 years before their time).