Shitty rehashed "black metal" consisting of two riffs repeated incessantly is a waste of life. LOL @ everyone who thinks this band is any good just because they paint up, wear bullets, and have fog machines. LOL @ everyone who complains when they find out a local show has the ME Hessian and not the Philly Hessian. LOL @ the ME Hessian for also being a shitty rip off band, LOL @ all music. I HAVE LOST FAITH.

shouldn't this be "re-heshers"?

Why are they a rip off band? Cause they play a style of music they like? I haven't heard the Pennsylvania Hessian so I'm not sticking up for them, but not every band has to reinvent the wheel.

Fill my ass the cottage cheese

They are alright, saw em once.

Music may not be the most original but it's good for what it also, great dudes.

Check out one of their side projects, Ashencult, we are playing a show with them in Philly in September.

Ashencult is chill

they arent a rehashed black metal band. that have that wild speed metal approach. i think they have their own sound completely, and i have never thought they came off as a BM band. anyway, any BM band that isnt a pussy hipster ambient band should be supported.

NEWSFLASH: There's only 12 notes in the western scale.
Everything has already been done. There is nothing left to be original with.
All that's left is not what you play, but how you play it.
I have never heard this band, and don't give a fuck, but complaining about "rehashing" shit is also unoriginal.
In the meantime, please dazzle us with your highly-original music. We'll wait. Go on.

Nothin' but truth.

Op is aril, obvi

Hessian kicks ass

hessian does in-fact kick so much ass.

You should just blow the dude and get it over with.