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returntothepit >> discuss >> So ya pussy relationship advice by FORSURE on Apr 23,2012 7:51pm
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toggletoggle post by FORSURE at Apr 23,2012 7:51pm
So this girl and I had been dating really serious for 4 months. then She told me she wants to be single and live her life not being tied down. This was about a week ago. When we were dating we were tied at the hip. We did everything together, told me she wants me forever. I honestly haven't felt this close to a girl in YEARS. We still talk and/or hang out all the time, she has intentions of still being intimate as do I. She told me she feels like she'll never love again after her last boyfriend broke her heart to pieces. But, obviously I want more out of this eventually. She says she wants me in her life forever regardless of what happens and that I am her best friend and what not. She doesn't want to bei n a relationship like boyfriend/girlfriend but when we do hang out we are still lovey dovey. I'm just not sure what to do and I frequent this site. Who's been in this situation here? I need some advice and be honest.



toggletoggle post by Troll alert! at Apr 23,2012 7:53pm
Uh oh!



toggletoggle post by Obvious answer is obvious at Apr 23,2012 7:55pm
Tie her up in the basement. When she dies from dehydration have intercourse with her dead body. When she starts to reek dispose of the body.



toggletoggle post by LOL at Apr 23,2012 7:56pm
Lol for thinking usefull relationship advice comes from RTTP.



toggletoggle post by FORSURE at Apr 23,2012 7:58pm
I just want someones point of view.



toggletoggle post by Truth at Apr 23,2012 7:58pm
You are weak, stupid, bad in bed, ugly, lame. She was obviously very nice and didn't want to let you down too hard.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 23,2012 8:23pm
From what I gather in your post, she is already banging someone else. Make sure you bag it.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Apr 23,2012 8:34pm
ask 4chan



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Apr 23,2012 8:34pm
ITT: OP has a small penis.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Apr 23,2012 8:47pm
Choke her while you fuck her. Bitches like being choked. Also, relationships are stupid.



toggletoggle post by t2daeek  at Apr 23,2012 9:49pm
if you can't keep up doing what you're doing then don't. pretty cut and dry. keep up what you're doing and be miserable, lose the broad, or try to force the issue. very low success rate there generally.



toggletoggle post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Apr 23,2012 11:49pm
Truth said[orig][quote]
You are weak, stupid, bad in bed, ugly, lame. She was obviously very nice and didn't want to let you down too hard.


First part, maybe. Second part, doubt it.

Chicks are always ALWAYS looking for the next step up, but want to string guys along so they have a back-up plan in place.

Move along, there's tons more where she came from. When she sees you can get along without her just fine, she'll be back to gargling your spuzz in no time.

In the meantime, post noodz of her. Unless she's Amanda Palmer.



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Apr 23,2012 11:53pm
This isnt 4chan



toggletoggle post by chernobyl nli at Apr 24,2012 12:29am
ditch the broad works for me



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 24,2012 8:29am
Chernobyl said[orig][quote]
This isnt bridge 9



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 24,2012 8:48am
4 months? LOL.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 24,2012 9:02am



toggletoggle post by Happy Hipster at Apr 24,2012 9:20am
Start dressing cooler and blow her off to go to cool shows. Then she'll either want you back because you're hipper than her, or you'll have girls hanging all over you because you're hip like me. Win/win situation. Just make sure you are also banging as many of her friends as you can. That always helps.






toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 24,2012 9:25am
that fat bitch is doing butter wrong.



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Apr 24,2012 9:34am
chernobyl%20nli said[orig][quote]
ditch the broad works for me


Wasnt me, i dont get it?



toggletoggle post by Ahhnold Brownschwagger at Apr 24,2012 9:37am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
that fat bitch is doing butter wrong.
LOOKS LIKE SHE ALREADY ATE THE OTHER HALF OF BUTTER THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE FLOOR!



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 24,2012 10:26am
Troll or not, the way the OP worded this 15-year-old spoiled little girl diary entry forces me to believe he deserves to be alone and miserable and without hordes of cats for the rest of eternity due to being such a ninny.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Apr 24,2012 10:55am
be a complete asshole to her; she'll want you shortly thereafter.



toggletoggle post by Happy Hipster at Apr 24,2012 10:59am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
be a complete asshole to her; she'll want you shortly thereafter.



I already said that. Way to buck my trend, poser.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Apr 24,2012 11:20am
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
be a complete asshole to her; she'll want you shortly thereafter.


tonight i shall tell you about "the legend of smashface"



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Apr 24,2012 7:21pm
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
ninny.



toggletoggle post by Kali at Apr 24,2012 9:29pm
Morons.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 6,2012 2:13am
oh yeah!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 6,2012 2:27pm
Finger her dad.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at May 6,2012 2:39pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Choke her while you fuck her. Bitches like being choked. Also, relationships are stupid.


Truth.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 7,2012 7:36am
I hope the OP got what he wanted.



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