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returntothepit >> discuss >> Biff Tannen Appreciation by arilliusbm on Mar 20,2012 10:28am
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 20,2012 10:28am


Back to the Future
 (1985)"Biff Tannen
": Mr. McFly! Mr. McFly, this just arrived. Oh, hi, Marty. I think it's your new book. 
"Lorraine Baines
": Oh, honey. Your first novel! 
"George McFly
": Like I've always told you, you put your mind to it, you can accomplish *anything*. 
"Biff Tannen
": Oh, Marty... Marty, here's your keys. You're all waxed up, ready for tonight. 
"Marty McFly
": Keys? 

"Biff Tannen
": And uh, where's my reports? 
"George McFly
": Uh, well, I haven't finished those up yet, but you know I... I figured since they weren't due till... 
"Biff Tannen
": Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think! I gotta have time to get 'em retyped. Do you realize what would happen if I hand in my reports in your handwriting? I'll get fired. You wouldn't want that to happen, would ya? Would ya? 
"George McFly
": Of course not, Biff. Nah, I wouldn't want that to happen. Now, look. I'll, uh, finish those reports on up tonight and I'll run 'em on over first thing tomorrow. All right? 
"Biff Tannen
": Eh, not too early. I sleep in Saturdays. Oh, McFly, your shoe's untied. 
["jabs his finger up to George's face"] 
"Biff Tannen
": Don't be so gullible, McFly. Got the place fixed up nice-o, McFly. 

"Biff Tannen
": Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here? 

"Biff Tannen
": I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is *lite* beer? 
["chuckles"] 

"Biff Tannen
": What are you looking at butthead? 
"Skinhead
": Hey Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown. 

["Recurring line in all three movies"] 
"Biff Tannen
": Hey, McFly. I thought I told you never to come in here. 

["Biff is waxing George's car, it's a silver BMW"] 
"George McFly
": Uh... now Biff, I want make sure that we get two coats of wax this time. Not just one. 
"Biff Tannen
": Just finishing up the second coat now. 
"George McFly
": Now Biff, don't con me! 
"Biff Tannen
": I-I'm-I'm sorry, Mr. McFly. I-I meant I was just starting on the second coat. 
"George McFly
": Ahh... Biff. What a character. Always trying to get away with something. I've had to stay on top of Biff ever since High School. Although if it wasn't for him... 
"Lorraine Baines
": We never would have fallen in love. 
"George McFly
": That's right. 

["Marty enters his house and sees Biff harrassing George"] 
"Biff Tannen
": I can't believe you'd *loan* me your car without telling me it had a blind spot. I could've been killed! 
"George McFly
": Now, now, Biff, now I never noticed that, uh, the car had any blind spot before when I would drive it. Hi, son. 
"Biff Tannen
": But what are you, blind, McFly? It's there. How else do you explain that wreck out there? 
"George McFly
": Now, Biff, um, can I - Can I assume that your, uh, insurance is gonna pay for the damage? 
"Biff Tannen
": My insurance? It's your car. Your insurance should pay for it. I wanna know who's gonna pay for this. 
["shows his shirt"] 
"Biff Tannen
": I spilled beer all over when that car smashed into me. Who's gonna pay my cleaning bill? 

["after Marty caused him to crash into a manure truck"] 
"Biff Tannen
": ["to his friends"] I'm gonna get that son of a bitch. 

"Biff Tannen
": Say hi to your mum for me. 



toggletoggle post by Arist nli at Mar 20,2012 10:29am
I hate manure



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 20,2012 10:30am
Old news.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 20,2012 10:30am
you know you want it. you know you want me to give it to you.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 20,2012 10:34am
WELL LOOKY WHAT WE HAVE HERE



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 20,2012 10:35am
i'm not that kind of girl!

well maybe you are and you just don't know it yet.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2012 10:35am
great villain



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 20,2012 10:36am
i done shot that horse!

well that's your problem then!

wrong! it's yours!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 20,2012 10:37am
One of the best characters ever.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 20,2012 10:39am



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 20,2012 10:44am
See I was on that horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed off! And that caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figured it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and 75 dollars for the horse!



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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 20,2012 10:46am



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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 20,2012 10:52am
we should have a Back to the Future marathon.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 20,2012 10:55am
YES.
I have all on DVD/VHS.
No bluray though.



toggletoggle post by Censored-for-TV Marty McFly at Mar 20,2012 11:04am
Holy Jeez!!!



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan  at Mar 20,2012 12:51pm
Well it ain't homework, Mr. Strickland, cuz uh...I ain't at home.



toggletoggle post by Boner at Mar 20,2012 1:21pm
Thats about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.



toggletoggle post by Boner at Mar 20,2012 1:21pm
Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 20,2012 1:31pm
My favorite Biff Tannen line was in that video they showed in the museum in the second one.

"I just want to say one thing... God Bless America."



toggletoggle post by Boner at Mar 20,2012 2:07pm
"Why didn't you tell me there was such a blind spot in your car?" I spilled beer all over my shirt!"



toggletoggle post by Boner at Mar 20,2012 2:12pm
All three movies inside my top ten of ALL TIME!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Boner at Mar 20,2012 2:13pm
I've got a raging me for this trilogy!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 20,2012 2:21pm
The thing that made some of those Biff Tannen lines so great was the delivery. The thing I posted above was the best example. Another great example was the "What are you lookin' at, butthead?" line from the beginning of the first movie. Boring on paper, but delivered fantastically.



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