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returntothepit >> discuss >> yo Samantha... by DukeManjunk on Mar 17,2012 2:36am
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 17,2012 2:36am
thanks for the ride buddy!



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by sponge bob at Mar 17,2012 8:45am



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 17,2012 8:58am
RTTP: We are not Facebook.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 17,2012 10:53am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
RTTP needs a "dislike" button and an "enemies" list.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 17,2012 10:55am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
RTTP needs a "dislike" button and an "enemies" list.


We do have this actually, posts get flagged when in bad taste. But again, this is only available to moderators.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 17,2012 11:00am
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
RTTP: We wish we were as cool as Facebook.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Mar 17,2012 1:19pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
RTTP needs a "dislike" button and an "enemies" list.


Good call. We'll see who can make the most enemies.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 17,2012 3:28pm



toggletoggle post by get a fucking room at Mar 17,2012 3:50pm



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 17,2012 4:08pm
Eeeewww...Give someone a ride home from Ralph's, and RTTP makes a sordid scandal about it.



toggletoggle post by SAMANTHA'S 10" HARDON at Mar 17,2012 4:22pm
There once was a man from Nantucket.....



toggletoggle post by ArilNLI at Mar 17,2012 4:55pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Eeeewww...Give someone a ride home from Ralph's, and RTTP makes a sordid scandal about it.
I believe DukeManCunt is the one that started the scandal.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 17,2012 5:07pm
A thread about Samantha that doesn't involve tits? It's more likely than you think.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 17,2012 6:21pm
i'm scandalous!



toggletoggle post by Cooper at Mar 17,2012 6:26pm
Samantha has big tits



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 17,2012 7:02pm
I like how Sacreligion is the only one with the cajones to post about my dirty pillows while logged in.



toggletoggle post by SAMANTHA'S HANGING FAT BAGS at Mar 17,2012 7:08pm
Meh.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 17,2012 8:24pm
Juevos?



toggletoggle post by Eli_HHCB at Mar 17,2012 8:37pm
Proof or phalse



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Mar 18,2012 9:28am
No photoshopped porn pics? Well, color me surprised, RTTP.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 18,2012 12:29pm
get%20a%20fucking%20room said[orig][quote]
Is that Richard from the office



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toggletoggle post by Love them! at Mar 19,2012 2:49am



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 19,2012 8:09am
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Eeeewww...Give someone a ride home from Ralph's, and RTTP makes a sordid scandal about it.


Welcome to RTTP. Now make with the tits or gtfo.



toggletoggle post by DukeClambake at Mar 19,2012 11:21am
ITT: proof DMJ is a phaggot



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 19,2012 12:02pm
Love%20them! said[orig][quote]


Splendid.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 19,2012 12:38pm
DukeManjunk said[orig][quote]
it's dangerous!





toggletoggle post by PukeTwatbunk at Mar 19,2012 3:27pm
OP enjoys the touch of a man's penis



toggletoggle post by ThrilliVanilli at Mar 19,2012 3:45pm
Pires said[orig][quote]

Welcome to RTTP. Now make with the tits or gtfo.


Does the Bristol police dept know how little time you spend working?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2012 3:53pm
What is this awkward obsession with Samantha?



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Mar 19,2012 10:39pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Love%20them! said[orig][quote]


Splendid.
Titty fucking those has got to be amazing.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 20,2012 2:02am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
What is this awkward obsession with Samantha?


she's rad as hell....she's even gunna do the album art for the first Duke Manjunk and the Urethral Spasm's EP, it will be available at our next show.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 20,2012 2:08am
ThrilliVanilli said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]

Welcome to RTTP. Now make with the tits or gtfo.


Does the Bristol police dept know how little time you spend working?


"like"



toggletoggle post by Love them! at Mar 20,2012 2:50am



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 20,2012 2:34pm
I suppose this is better than the last thread that had my name in the title. Pics of Salma Hayek's boobs are way better than thinly veiled death threats.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 20,2012 3:04pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
I like how Sacreligion is the only one with the cajones to post about my dirty pillows while logged in.


This is now a Samantha's tits appreciation thread.

Appreciated.

You're welcome.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 20,2012 4:33pm
Does this mean I can start a disappreciation thread about my beer belly?



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 20,2012 4:42pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Does this mean I can start a disappreciation thread about my beer belly?


pix or your lying!...also, i got the grill going and some cold beers in the fridge, you should come ovah!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 20,2012 4:43pm



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 20,2012 4:46pm
this is way better than that hippie shit you just posted...



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 20,2012 4:50pm
I can't help but read this thread title in the voice of Tony Danza. "Yo, Samanthaaa!"



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 20,2012 4:51pm
DukeManjunk said[orig][quote]
this is way better than that hippie shit you just posted...

[video]


gtfo



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 20,2012 4:54pm
DukeManJunk wants to stick his ManJunk up in your ClamJunk.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 20,2012 4:56pm



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 20,2012 5:06pm edited Mar 20,2012 5:07pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
DukeManJunk wants to stick his ManJunk up EVERY ClamJunk.


/fixed

I've heard he has an affinity for the 300lb, built-like-an-army-tank variety.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 20,2012 5:08pm
any port in a storm, but if your gunna drop the army card.....lets play army...i'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 20,2012 5:11pm
Built like a what??



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 20,2012 5:11pm
Go stick your lightning rod in a gangrenous thunder hole!



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 20,2012 5:13pm
hahaha...i'm gunna head to ralphs in a bit, see ya thurr?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 20,2012 5:15pm
A simple text message would have sufficed.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 20,2012 5:15pm
Nope.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 20,2012 5:16pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
A simple text message would have sufficed.


Like I would give DukeManJunk my phone number.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 20,2012 5:17pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
A simple text message would have sufficed.


Like I would give DukeManJunk my phone number.


like i can afford a fucking cell phone? yearofthedragon gave it to me once...i believe the first time i drunk dialed you from band practice....i didnt save it though



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 20,2012 5:18pm
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 20,2012 5:19pm
my name is pit, and your ass aint talking its way out of this shit.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 20,2012 5:21pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE


Strangely enough, they're all people you know.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 20,2012 5:23pm
I once sent Samantha a Facebook friend request while I was quite drunk and can only assume it was ignored.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 20,2012 5:25pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
I once sent Samantha a Facebook friend request while I was quite drunk and can only assume it was ignored.


seriously facebook should require a breathalyzer to sign in....i cant drunk text so i drunk facebook...and the next morning i'm always doing this 0_o



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 20,2012 5:28pm
When I get drunk and go on Facebook I send out lots of friend requests and encourage people who don't play Pokemon to commit suicide.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 20,2012 5:29pm
i once sent an irish girl a message asking her when she was going to let me kiss her blarney stone.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 20,2012 5:32pm
Lamp, I get tons of friend requests from people I don't know. Unless it's obvious who it is, or they send me a message, I ignore them. More often than not, I don't even have time to look at people's profiles to see whether it's someone I know.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 20,2012 5:32pm
ok, fuck this shit, its a 45 minute walk from my house to ralphs....i'm leaving!



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