seriously dude, we get that youre old and dying. you think youre so bad ass just because you play in shitty bands and went to jail. shut the fuck up and let.us enjoy this weakass site.

In before I get acussed.

OP is mopar

ITT: buttmunch

OP has never been in jail and never used to be in AC.

arillius, I never wouldve though this was you.

Lamp, thank you.

I just tell it like it is.

but I love the trolls. thats how I know I still matter.

How does one knock a fart exactly?

The knocking of farts is a complicated process. One must first be prepared to freeze the fart utilizing a liquid nitrogen atomizer and spraying at the moment of release. This stem must be taken with great care as liquid nitrogen spray coming into contact with your ass can cause great pain and permanent scaring. Following the successfull freezing of the fart gasses one then places the fart cube on a table and begins to knock quickly and firmly with their dominant hand. The fart will sublimate quickly so haste is imperative.

Thanks for that...very helpful

^ pretty sure that's how you make fart meth in prison.

I would hate to have permanent "scaring".

The dude claims to be Armenian to make Holocaust jokes; he isn't really Armenian.