Can someone post the video?
I tell you now if someone punched me and they were smaller than me, Iwould open up my entire life's worth of repressed rage on them like ralphy from a christmas story.
"Her name is Melissa Cote, shes from Salem Mass. She had a pit bull, not a small dog, deffinately didnt get hurt. This is typical behavior for her, shes been arrested several times.
Shes only getting charged with disorderly conduct and shes bragging about it on facebook. Who hits a kid wearing khakis?
Let her know what you think or her actions: 1-781-520-0805"
1. Shoot the dog (you're doing the poor fucker a favor)
2. While the pig is crying about the dead dog, take the pig by the scruff of its neck and put its head through the nearest window.
3. Pants the pig so it can be more publicly humiliated
4. Load video to YouTube
5. Profit!
I'd hit it. By that I mean I'd fuck the shit out of her. I would also punch her in the face if she randomly attacked me like that.
post by noobtroo at Mar 13,2012 1:31pm
[QUOTE="josh_hates_you]"]I'd hit it. By that I mean I'd fuck the shit out of her. I would also punch her in the face if she randomly attacked me like that.
1. I'd probably hit someone for stepping on my dog too.
2. There's like a million things this guy could have to diffuse the situation which makes me think that he sucks and deserved it.
3. What is it with girls that makes them bent on having a self appointed reputation as a badass? Didn't they ever read the Jessie Slaughter article in Encyclopedia Dramatica? It's an essential cautionary tale for obnoxious girls everywhere.
post by Burnsy at Mar 13,2012 3:04pm edited Mar 14,2012 4:00pm
[QUOTE="josh_hates_you]"]I hit it. By that I mean I fucked the shit out of her. I also punched her in the face because she randomly attacked me like that.
It's hard telling what to think because you don't see what he actually did and his reaction. I am a dog lover and Would do the same if he was dick about hurting the dog. However, if he just stepped on the things tail purely on accident then she flipped for no reason.... that bitch would be in need a serious smack down. Woman or not, you try to square off with me, and start throwing punches oohhhhh, it's fucking on!!!!
post by anonymous at Mar 14,2012 2:44am
omg you guys are all amazing im fkd anyways soooo keep ranting please
if he had swung at her, the people in the T would have stopped him.
Gotta love those double standards. I was taught never to hit a "lady". She does not fall into that category. I would have tossed her across the train car and gladly taken a beating from all the white knights that would come to her rescue.
Clearly the dog was fine as it's licking the guys hands who supposedly hurt it.
3. What is it with girls that makes them bent on having a self appointed reputation as a badass? Didn't they ever read the Jessie Slaughter article in Encyclopedia Dramatica? It's an essential cautionary tale for obnoxious girls everywhere.
Best thing I've read all day. They should have maced her and thrown her off the train.
"Never hit a woman" doesn't apply when the woman throws the first punch
Sure it does. Let's say the bitch in this clip came after me (I'm 6'4" 235lbs and weight trained obsessively for 13 years) and I cold cock the silly whore. I'm the dick. I let her hit me, and I'm still the dick. If you're a dude, this is a lose/lose scenario.
But in all seriousness, there's no way of getting out of that situation without looking like a dick. Cover up, you're a fag. Push her back and keep her at bay without violence, you're a monster. Go Alfie from Christmas Story on her, get the gas.
Can we focus on what the hell the guy is holding?
post by posbleak at Mar 14,2012 1:34pm edited Mar 14,2012 1:34pm
Sure it does. Let's say the bitch in this clip came after me (I'm 6'4" 235lbs and weight trained obsessively for 13 years) and I cold cock the silly whore. I'm the dick. I let her hit me, and I'm still the dick. If you're a dude, this is a lose/lose scenario.
I hate this adage but it applies here: the patriarchy hurts men too. That shit is stupid as hell, you should be able to defend yourself against anybody punching you. The guy is smart for pressing assault charges instead of brawling back though, for exactly this reasoning.
I hate this adage but it applies here: the patriarchy hurts men too. That shit is stupid as hell, you should be able to defend yourself against anybody punching you. The guy is smart for pressing assault charges instead of brawling back though, for exactly this reasoning.
QUOTED THE FUCK FOR TRUTH. (I feel like the term "patriarchy" is an over-simplification as it's usually used in these discussions, but still.)
I'm 6'5'' and a half, 245 lbs at the monent. WHEN WILL THERE BE AN RTTP BOXING MATCH GOD DAMMIT
It's still on my list of future Flash projects. I'ma do the Dwyer vs. Staples match first, but once that's coded, I'll be able to slot pretty much any set of combatants in with a minimum of muss and fuss.
yep. she had the above-the-head hammer "punch" so it couldn't have been bad to just sit and wait for her to be done...it's hard to tell what i would have done though. cover my head, grab her arm, lay her out, none of these seem like a good answer. considering her prior charges i think it's safe to assume that in court you could easily justify self-defense.
It is hard tellin' not knowin'. I like to think I would just wait for the pig to finish flailing and walked away, but there's also a chance that I would have knocked her teeth out. Prior charges on her or not, I think I would still have gotten fucked over if I hit back.
Sure it does. Let's say the bitch in this clip came after me (I'm 6'4" 235lbs and weight trained obsessively for 13 years) and I cold cock the silly whore. I'm the dick. I let her hit me, and I'm still the dick. If you're a dude, this is a lose/lose scenario.
I hate this adage but it applies here: the patriarchy hurts men too. That shit is stupid as hell, you should be able to defend yourself against anybody punching you. The guy is smart for pressing assault charges instead of brawling back though, for exactly this reasoning.