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returntothepit >> discuss >> dog owner on the redline punches another passager on the t by the_reverend on Mar 12,2012 5:14pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2012 5:14pm
Can someone post the video?
I tell you now if someone punched me and they were smaller than me, Iwould open up my entire life's worth of repressed rage on them like ralphy from a christmas story.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2012 5:22pm
Someone punch Rev at a show, plz.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 12,2012 5:28pm
Only headbutts are allowed as RTTP retaliation.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 12,2012 5:38pm
I headbutted aril at the absu show and he enjoyed it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2012 5:40pm
I got elbowed by a maize-eater at Absu and did not enjoy it.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 12,2012 5:47pm edited Mar 12,2012 5:48pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2012 7:44pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2012 7:52pm
first thing I would have done is stand up when she started the confrontation.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 12,2012 7:54pm
Those punches were all arm. Not gonna do much damage that way.



toggletoggle post by LucidCurse at Mar 12,2012 7:54pm
lol crusties



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 12,2012 7:55pm edited Mar 12,2012 7:57pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
first thing I would have done is stand up and cried when she started the confrontation.
Fixed



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2012 8:07pm
if he had swung at her, the people in the T would have stopped him.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 12,2012 8:11pm
That dude wasn't swinging on anyone. Did you see him?



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 12,2012 8:20pm
Yurtle the fucking Turtle.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 12,2012 8:28pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Only headbutts are allowed as RTTP retaliation.


RTTP: Your #1 source for "headbutted off the internet" news & discussion. (TRUE FACT)



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 12,2012 8:37pm
Also, chick gets dox'd in the video comments. READY YOUR TROLLGUNS




toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Mar 12,2012 8:48pm
"Her name is Melissa Cote, shes from Salem Mass. She had a pit bull, not a small dog, deffinately didnt get hurt. This is typical behavior for her, shes been arrested several times.

Shes only getting charged with disorderly conduct and shes bragging about it on facebook. Who hits a kid wearing khakis?

Let her know what you think or her actions: 1-781-520-0805"



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 12,2012 8:50pm
Melissa and Robin Kangol Fila are now friends. I LOL'Ed



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 12,2012 8:54pm



toggletoggle post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Mar 12,2012 9:57pm
Rancid pigwhore.

"If you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault." - Mel Gibson.

Here's to hoping that happens. On the T. On video. Brag about that, whorebag.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 13,2012 7:58am
Halpin?



toggletoggle post by motley grue at Mar 13,2012 8:03am
this site needs moar pics of local broads showing off on this site



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Mar 13,2012 8:10am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
first thing I would have done is stand up and started talking about penis' when she started the confrontation.


Fixed



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 13,2012 9:28am
1. Shoot the dog (you're doing the poor fucker a favor)
2. While the pig is crying about the dead dog, take the pig by the scruff of its neck and put its head through the nearest window.
3. Pants the pig so it can be more publicly humiliated
4. Load video to YouTube
5. Profit!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 13,2012 10:21am
she wasn't wearing pants.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 13,2012 10:35am
Give her some amyl nitrate and a shard of broken mirror so she can feed her face to her own dog

Duh



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 13,2012 12:36pm
make dem titties bounce!



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Mar 13,2012 12:46pm
ya'll talk funny



toggletoggle post by I've done worse at Mar 13,2012 1:26pm
I'd hit it. By that I mean I'd fuck the shit out of her. I would also punch her in the face if she randomly attacked me like that.



toggletoggle post by noobtroo at Mar 13,2012 1:31pm
[QUOTE="josh_hates_you]"]I'd hit it. By that I mean I'd fuck the shit out of her. I would also punch her in the face if she randomly attacked me like that.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 13,2012 1:49pm
1. I'd probably hit someone for stepping on my dog too.
2. There's like a million things this guy could have to diffuse the situation which makes me think that he sucks and deserved it.
3. What is it with girls that makes them bent on having a self appointed reputation as a badass? Didn't they ever read the Jessie Slaughter article in Encyclopedia Dramatica? It's an essential cautionary tale for obnoxious girls everywhere.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 13,2012 1:53pm
"Bitch had a countdown!"



toggletoggle post by motley grue at Mar 13,2012 3:01pm
looks like she's gotta take a crap in that pic



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 13,2012 3:04pm edited Mar 14,2012 4:00pm
[QUOTE="josh_hates_you]"]I hit it. By that I mean I fucked the shit out of her. I also punched her in the face because she randomly attacked me like that.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Mar 13,2012 8:51pm
It's hard telling what to think because you don't see what he actually did and his reaction. I am a dog lover and Would do the same if he was dick about hurting the dog. However, if he just stepped on the things tail purely on accident then she flipped for no reason.... that bitch would be in need a serious smack down. Woman or not, you try to square off with me, and start throwing punches oohhhhh, it's fucking on!!!!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 14,2012 2:44am
omg you guys are all amazing im fkd anyways soooo keep ranting please



toggletoggle post by motley grue at Mar 14,2012 8:43am
thought she was gonna post pics of herself.....:(



toggletoggle post by sigh at Mar 14,2012 10:52am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if he had swung at her, the people in the T would have stopped him.


Gotta love those double standards. I was taught never to hit a "lady". She does not fall into that category. I would have tossed her across the train car and gladly taken a beating from all the white knights that would come to her rescue.

Clearly the dog was fine as it's licking the guys hands who supposedly hurt it.



toggletoggle post by ABastard NLI at Mar 14,2012 11:14am
LOL at all of you adding her on facebook



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 14,2012 11:34am
"Never hit a woman" doesn't apply when the woman throws the first punch

sigh said[orig][quote]

Clearly the dog was fine as it's licking the guys hands who supposedly hurt it.


Pibbles are like that :3



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 14,2012 12:02pm
sigh said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if he had swung at her, the people in the T would have stopped him.


Gotta love those double standards. I was taught never to hit a "lady". She does not fall into that category.


Observe the wild suburban white lady, basking in her ladyprivilege.



toggletoggle post by GregD-blessedoffal  at Mar 14,2012 12:09pm
3. What is it with girls that makes them bent on having a self appointed reputation as a badass? Didn't they ever read the Jessie Slaughter article in Encyclopedia Dramatica? It's an essential cautionary tale for obnoxious girls everywhere.

Best thing I've read all day. They should have maced her and thrown her off the train.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 14,2012 1:26pm
posbleak said[orig][quote]
"Never hit a woman" doesn't apply when the woman throws the first punch



Sure it does. Let's say the bitch in this clip came after me (I'm 6'4" 235lbs and weight trained obsessively for 13 years) and I cold cock the silly whore. I'm the dick. I let her hit me, and I'm still the dick. If you're a dude, this is a lose/lose scenario.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 14,2012 1:29pm
Totally agreed, lfaz. I've been hit by chicks but I would never hit them back, and i'm far from 6'4" 235 haha.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 14,2012 1:30pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
cold cock


But in all seriousness, there's no way of getting out of that situation without looking like a dick. Cover up, you're a fag. Push her back and keep her at bay without violence, you're a monster. Go Alfie from Christmas Story on her, get the gas.
Can we focus on what the hell the guy is holding?



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 14,2012 1:34pm edited Mar 14,2012 1:34pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]

Sure it does. Let's say the bitch in this clip came after me (I'm 6'4" 235lbs and weight trained obsessively for 13 years) and I cold cock the silly whore. I'm the dick. I let her hit me, and I'm still the dick. If you're a dude, this is a lose/lose scenario.


I hate this adage but it applies here: the patriarchy hurts men too. That shit is stupid as hell, you should be able to defend yourself against anybody punching you. The guy is smart for pressing assault charges instead of brawling back though, for exactly this reasoning.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 14,2012 1:34pm
I'm 6'5'' and a half, 245 lbs at the monent. WHEN WILL THERE BE AN RTTP BOXING MATCH GOD DAMMIT



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 14,2012 1:34pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'm 6'5'' and a half, 245 lbs at the monent. WHEN WILL THERE BE AN RTTP BOXING MATCH GOD DAMMIT


COME AT ME BRO



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 14,2012 1:39pm
Watch out for aril's headbutt, it's lethal.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 14,2012 1:39pm
posbleak said[orig][quote]
I hate this adage but it applies here: the patriarchy hurts men too. That shit is stupid as hell, you should be able to defend yourself against anybody punching you. The guy is smart for pressing assault charges instead of brawling back though, for exactly this reasoning.


QUOTED THE FUCK FOR TRUTH. (I feel like the term "patriarchy" is an over-simplification as it's usually used in these discussions, but still.)

arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'm 6'5'' and a half, 245 lbs at the monent. WHEN WILL THERE BE AN RTTP BOXING MATCH GOD DAMMIT


It's still on my list of future Flash projects. I'ma do the Dwyer vs. Staples match first, but once that's coded, I'll be able to slot pretty much any set of combatants in with a minimum of muss and fuss.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 14,2012 1:41pm
Make my character have cat claws, ears, and tail. Profit.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 14,2012 1:47pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'm 6'5'' and a half, 245 lbs at the monent. WHEN WILL THERE BE AN RTTP BOXING MATCH GOD DAMMIT


Make fun of a dog about it.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 14,2012 1:55pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'm 6'5'' and a half, 245 lbs at the monent. WHEN WILL THERE BE AN RTTP BOXING MATCH GOD DAMMIT


I'm in. I won't even make you cut weight, tubby.



toggletoggle post by motley grue at Mar 14,2012 2:06pm
he should have ripped a bigass fart on her, and nullified the entire situation. Come at me with your BRA!!!!!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 14,2012 3:44pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'm 6'5'' and a half, 245 lbs at the monent. WHEN WILL THERE BE AN RTTP BOXING MATCH GOD DAMMIT


If I train inside Spikes and eat nothing but bbq hot dog smoothies I could make 245 to battle you.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 14,2012 3:56pm
The BM stands for BLACK MAN



toggletoggle post by stoneylarsen  at Mar 14,2012 3:58pm
Love the eyeshadow.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 14,2012 4:15pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
If you're a dude, this is a lose/lose scenario.


yep. she had the above-the-head hammer "punch" so it couldn't have been bad to just sit and wait for her to be done...it's hard to tell what i would have done though. cover my head, grab her arm, lay her out, none of these seem like a good answer. considering her prior charges i think it's safe to assume that in court you could easily justify self-defense.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 14,2012 4:33pm
It is hard tellin' not knowin'. I like to think I would just wait for the pig to finish flailing and walked away, but there's also a chance that I would have knocked her teeth out. Prior charges on her or not, I think I would still have gotten fucked over if I hit back.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 14,2012 4:36pm
needs moar of this




toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 14,2012 4:42pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if he had swung at her, the people in the T would have stopped him.


Nah, i doubt it, i bet that hated that rat for a woman



toggletoggle post by Don'tpunchmebro at Mar 14,2012 4:53pm
From her Facebook:

"I always stay in the positive and try to spread world peace and i am myself a one of a kind friend."

lul



toggletoggle post by sigh at Mar 14,2012 5:17pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
sigh said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if he had swung at her, the people in the T would have stopped him.


Gotta love those double standards. I was taught never to hit a "lady". She does not fall into that category.


Observe the wild suburban white lady, basking in her ladyprivilege.


equal rights means equal lefts.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 14,2012 5:28pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'm 6'5'' and a half, 245 lbs at the monent. WHEN WILL THERE BE AN RTTP BOXING MATCH GOD DAMMIT
Look at Aril trying to show everyone what a tough guy he is.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 14,2012 5:45pm
Just copying what you did in your thread, bro. Glad you could notice.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 14,2012 5:47pm
some nice thread on thread action up in this bitch



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 14,2012 5:47pm
That's how the troll was detected. No one challenged it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 14,2012 5:49pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 14,2012 5:50pm
Troll detected?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 14,2012 5:54pm
I don't know about troll detection, but what I do know is KEVORD'S fantasy baseball team will suck compared to team DuckDuckGoosers.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 14,2012 5:55pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Carcass666 detected



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 14,2012 5:56pm
lol @ thinking nekronaut is me



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 14,2012 6:04pm
Sloppy work.



toggletoggle post by ValkyrieScreams  at Mar 14,2012 7:35pm
Well, looks like I picked a good day to come back to this site...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 14,2012 7:37pm
ValkyrieScreams said[orig][quote]
Well, looks like I picked a good day to come back to this site...





bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ValkyrieScreams  at Mar 14,2012 7:44pm
I might.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 14,2012 7:46pm
BOYS V GIRLS WALL OF DEATH AT NEXT RALPH'S SHOW, DO IT



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 14,2012 9:27pm
sigh said[orig][quote]
equal rights means equal lefts.



back'd



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 14,2012 10:01pm
posbleak said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]

Sure it does. Let's say the bitch in this clip came after me (I'm 6'4" 235lbs and weight trained obsessively for 13 years) and I cold cock the silly whore. I'm the dick. I let her hit me, and I'm still the dick. If you're a dude, this is a lose/lose scenario.


I hate this adage but it applies here: the patriarchy hurts men too. That shit is stupid as hell, you should be able to defend yourself against anybody punching you. The guy is smart for pressing assault charges instead of brawling back though, for exactly this reasoning.
I heard he wasn't pressing charges.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 14,2012 10:04pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
BOYS V GIRL WALL OF DEATH AT NEXT RALPH'S SHOW, DO IT



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 14,2012 10:30pm
^ I c wut u did thar



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 14,2012 10:39pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000060003853&sk=info


Am I the only one noticing that her phone number is listed in the info?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 14,2012 10:43pm
Headbanging_Man said[orig][quote]


Let her know what you think or her actions: 1-781-520-0805"



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 14,2012 10:45pm
Well, that shows how much I paid attention.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 14,2012 11:34pm
She dated joe christianni?



toggletoggle post by demondave at Mar 14,2012 11:54pm
by "dated" you mean "twice"



toggletoggle post by Mopar at Mar 15,2012 12:56am
Man I wish I'd been there, that dog would have gotten burned hard. Meow meow meow



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 15,2012 1:16am
lol @ Mopar trolling from beyond the grave



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Mar 15,2012 1:59am
What a stupid bitch



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 15,2012 9:04am
Oof - hahaha, nice eyebrows + teeth

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/local/...ne-attack-video-speaks-out-20120313

Also, nice obvious falsehoods




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 15,2012 9:21am
You tellem, Mopar



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 15,2012 9:30am
hahaha, why do I have the feeling that Ghost Mopar is going to become a vital and beloved member of the RTTP forum community?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 15,2012 9:33am
Arising from the ashes of tragedy, I fully SUPPORT more cat content on this board.



toggletoggle post by driller killer at Mar 15,2012 10:04am
Ghost Mopar Colored Vinyl collection coming soon



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 15,2012 10:36am
she looks British. i feel bad for her parents.



toggletoggle post by Gregd-blessedoffal  at Mar 15,2012 1:03pm
I'm sorry to do this but.....................................................................................


















































































































GRA GRA STAY AWAY FROM MY DOG RAR RAR RAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 15,2012 1:30pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Halpin?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 15,2012 3:29pm
Update: I definitely would have punched the bitch. Probably as hard as I could.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 15,2012 3:35pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I don't know about troll detection, but what I do know is KEVORD'S fantasy baseball team will suck compared to team DuckDuckGoosers.
baseball is just duck duck goose with a bat



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