im bored and i play the drums, with live shows and recording experience. let me know if you want to shred,jam, whateverthefuck. Here are my following requirements:

dont suck at your instrument.

I've got a practice space with my drum set, leave your info and maybe i will email you if i dont hate you already.

OH WOW! WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY. WHERE DO I SIGN UP?????

You just did, i'll be in touch.

...dress code?

no pants

I'll join if we can call our band Limp No. 8

Jorts and Sideburns are a must

seriously though im only half joking i am looking to jam if someone wants to. whatever works: death, black, whatever. just no stupid bullshit like crabcore breakdowns and melodic keyboards

i know a certain piano playing dog in need of a rhythm section.

Oneiric_realm at Yahoo dot com

no way this guy is better then me

incoming dick pics

1.Send to my phone
2. Hack my phone.
3. Put hacked pics online.
4. Profit.

best name spoof ever

progmetaldrummer or GTFO

I play some shit and I always got some stinky fuckin stink to bring to the table to smoke also. rainperimeter@gmail.com
Are they pics of a cut or uncut prick?

i believe Bova the Bovarian is your man.

What are some bands you have played drums for before?

The Roots, Hermans Hermits, Beck, Witchfinder General, and Blink 182

Vic Firth has become self- aware.

LMAO Suckismydicknature

def one of the better troll versions of my sn. My favorite will always be FunkIsMySignature though haha.

We are looking for a drummer. We have a jam spot in Lowell MA. Check the band out.

http://www.reverbnation.com/recklessgreed

We split the monthly fee for the jam space. ($40-monthly).

You would just need to bring stick,cymbals,double bass pedal.

We practice 2 a week and do shows once or twice a month.

If you are interested let me know.

we're looking for a drummer.

http://www.reverbnation.com/thrillhouseri