Romney - Spoiled rich kid mormon douchebag that is raising even more spoiled rich kids. Cheats on his taxes. All around giant douche. The one good thing he did was bring free health care to Mass. and now he's bashing Obama for doing the same thing.

Gingrich - Adulterous, impulsive, bitter asshole that should never have his finger anywhere near the button. Far too unstable for the job. Stuck in 1994 when his name meant something.

Santorum - Religious Christian hypocritical nutjob. Wants to ban birth control. Wants torte reform cap at $250,000 even though his OWN WIFE sued a doctor for $500,000 a few years back. Hates women's rights so much he must be a closet faggot. Would sell out the middle class in two seconds to help out his campaign donors.

yo, fuck the free health care thing! i get hit on my taxes every year because of that shit!

You can appeal it if you can't afford health insurance.

I have voted for Paul ever since his first campaign. I'm a registered Libertarian...durrrrrr.

Paul aint gonna be an option come November

Why? 'Cause you don't have insurance? Two words. MASS HEALTH

i dont fucking need health insurance! i can count on one hand how many times i've been to a hospital in my life, including the major surgery i had when i was 6 weeks old.

Okay.

Surgery doesn't have hospitals for 6 weeks you moron!

that doesnt even make sense.

You must have awesome teeth.

i did, until i broke my front tooth rock climbing. even i i had health insurance i wouldnt goto the dentist for it.

Hahahahahaha...best.

Cool, stay young forever.

I use my insurance to get pills and shit. Learn how to work a doctor.

Ron Paul - Paranoid, isolationist moron, too dumb to keep his racism to himself. Another one who's finger should not be allowed anywhere near the button. Raised a son who is slightly more intelligent than a chimpanzee (I lived in Texas last year, just ask anyone down there). Wants to put us back on the gold standard, yeah brilliant idea Ronnie. Makes sense at first until people with the capacity to actually think start listening to what he is saying. Batshit crazy.

and I watched some of those debates. The scary part to me was that of all the frontrunners, it was Gingrich who made the most sense. That doesnt say much for the others. No thank you. I'll take 4 more years of Blacula please.

yeah, except its not nearly as bad as that.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Regular health checks keeps a you from having you dick chopped off due to ball cancer.