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returntothepit >> discuss >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A FUCKING CAR!? by CAR SALESMAN on Jan 15,2012 3:01am
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HEY YOU!! UGLY, STUPID LOSER!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A GOD DAMN CAR!? SHIT YEAH YOU WOULD BECAUSE YOUR LIFE LACKS ANY MEANING OTHERWISE! I'VE GOT THIS STATE OF THE ART SHIT RIGHT HERE WITH A TOP QUALITY FUCKING STEERING WHEEL, PERFECT FOR DOING HAIRPIN TURNS INTO OLD LADIES CROSSING THE STREET. THE BUMPER'S REAL RELIABLE TO, ALL THAT SHIT WILL BARELY LEAVE A SCRATCH. ANOTHER THING YOU MIGHT WANNA KNOW IS YOU COULD TOTALLY TAKE A SHIT ON THE WINDSHIELD AND THESE FUCKING WIPER BLADES WOULD GET THAT SHIT RIGHT OFF, THAT IS PRECISELY HOW MUCH ASS THEY KICK. IF YOU PISS ON THE WINDOWS AND MIRRORS, YOU'D NEVET KNOW THE DIFFERENCE EITHER. BUT I BET YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE ENGINE IN THIS BEAUTY. GLAD YOU ASKED BECAUSE IT RUNS PURELY ON THE TEARS OF STARVING THIRD WORLD CHILDREN. YEAH NO SHIT WE LIVE IN NEW ENGLAND, DON'T WORRY THEY COME FREE IN THE TRUNK. SPARE TIRE IS MADE OUT OF TEETH. I'VE GOT A RAGING WOODY RIGHT NOW AND I NEED TO SATISFY THAT SHIT FOR REAL MAN, GONNA HIT THE JOHN AND FUCK SOME BUTTERED TOAST IN HALF. LEMME KNOW IF YOU WANT A GOOD FUCKIN' CAR!!!!



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