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returntothepit >> discuss >> Cynicism is subjective. Your argument is invalid. by Blessed_Offal on Jan 5,2012 12:53pm
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toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 5,2012 12:53pm
I was just thinking about how pointless it is to be elitist, because if I really wanted to, I could talk shit about anything.
For example, here's a description of some of my favorite bands.

Type O Negative - It's just some tall guy with a deep voice singing about hating himself and wishing he was in the Beatles.

Motorhead - It's just some British asshole with a benign tumour on his cheek playing three chords to a 4/4 beat and half-assedly egrunting about gambling.

Godflesh - Oh Im supposed to be impressed by some asshole who looks like he's fresh out of chemo standing on stage with a drum machine playing the same riff for 7 minutes and occasionally mumbling into a microphone?

My Dying Bride - OOOOOH GOOOOOOOD everythings SOOOOOO SAD I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE only not really because I am a fucking rock star.

Black Flag - Oh I noticed that you had some solos in there, well isn't that cute. Next time try it with some talent, fuck face.

DIO - Why would anyone want to watch a midget rip off Ozzys look and sing about unicorns? FAGGOT

Blood For Blood - IM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE MY PARENTS MADE LESS MONEY THAN YOURS AND IVE BEEN IN FIGHTS

Faith No More - Oh we're so talented and eclectic! Everyone is so impressed, and our singer is TEH CRAZEEE! Pick a style or eat a dick.

Discharge - attn cal morris: 'and children' makes no sense. You're not making a difference, you're just giving rich kids an excuse to dress up and pretend they're trying to be different by spiking their hair and walking down train tracks with their hands in their pockets.

Blessed Offal - Just what the world needs, a band full of drug addicts who can't get their life together, or play their own songs right.




toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 5,2012 12:54pm edited Jan 5,2012 12:56pm
The point is, like what you want and do what you want, because someones always going to disagree.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 5,2012 12:55pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 5,2012 12:56pm
ITT: admitted fast traveler is mad



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 5,2012 12:56pm edited Jan 5,2012 12:56pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
The point is, like what you want and do what you want, because someones always going to disagree.


agreed 10000000%



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 5,2012 12:57pm
Agreed. THATS WHAT OPINIONS ARE NIGGA



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 5,2012 12:57pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
ITT: admitted fast traveler is mad


YOUR MAD



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 5,2012 12:58pm
haha just because I used the word elitism doesn't mean this was directed at you aril. or anyone. BORED!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 5,2012 12:58pm
Blessed%20Offal%20NLI said[orig][quote]
Unless the poster read thread title as 'top 5 dog shit semi-black metal bands that have never done right'


Wtf I am 12 and this post above is elitist



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Jan 5,2012 12:59pm
FIMs...you are killing me with these spidermen pix, diet pepsi almost came out my nose lol



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 5,2012 1:00pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
Godflesh - Oh Im supposed to be impressed by some asshole who looks like he's fresh out of chemo standing on stage with a drum machine playing the same riff for 7 minutes and occasionally mumbling into a microphone?


hahahahahahaha spot on



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 5,2012 1:00pm
CurlyRed said[orig][quote]
FIMs...you are killing me with these spidermen pix, diet pepsi almost came out my nose lol





toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 5,2012 1:01pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Blessed%20Offal%20NLI said[orig][quote]
Unless the poster read thread title as 'top 5 dog shit semi-black metal bands that have never done right'


Wtf I am 12 and this post above is elitist


Yea I'm elitist as hell, I hate all the garbage out there probably more than you do. But the point is, there's actually faggots out there that will stop liking something that they like just because others talk shit about it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 5,2012 1:02pm
hahaha I know. I like to overly express opinions on the site though, and am well aware of coming off like an elitist at times. I'm not one at all, could really care less about what other people think or do unless YOURE A DUCK DUCK GOOSER.

old school andrewbastard was my favorite black metal elitist. NO PICTURES FOR RETURN TO THE SCENE PLEASE. I was pretty bad at one point too, but blackmetal and FMP does that to some people



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 5,2012 1:03pm
elitism is the only way to go.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 5,2012 1:05pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]


old school andrewbastard was my favorite black metal elitist. NO PICTURES FOR RETURN TO THE SCENE PLEASE.


yea I hated that asshole when i first met him, he thought he was so elite haha. Made fun of MENTAL FUNERAL BILL of all people for having a myspace. haha



toggletoggle post by ark at Jan 5,2012 1:06pm
there is nothing better than your own taste. fact.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 5,2012 1:07pm
I was right there with him.
HOV had no myspace for the longest time. Abaroth refused to have one until a few years ago.

I should have never gotten a facebook.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 5,2012 1:07pm
if elitism keeps people from telling me about bands like Lifelover and Watain and how "you would love them, they are super sick bwack metal" because it makes me seem like a dick, then i wear the badge honorably.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 5,2012 1:11pm
Youre arent too bad yeti.

Some of the black metal people I hung out with at shows in NY and other stuff were fucking awful. This one guy thought everyone was inferior because they never attempted suicide like him. Dude was bragging about attempting suicide and hated people who "loved life." I hope he is dead now.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 5,2012 1:13pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Youre arent too bad yeti.

Some of the black metal people I hung out with at shows in NY and other stuff were fucking awful. This one guy thought everyone was inferior because they never attempted suicide like him. Dude was bragging about attempting suicide and hated people who "loved life." I hope he is dead now.



you should have told him he was a failure because he is still alive after trying to kill himself.



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Jan 5,2012 1:22pm
One of my old "metal head" friends thought he was god-like because he had spent time in the clink and had been arrested a lot.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 5,2012 1:23pm
Back on topic though.. Musical elitism:

inquisition: ohhh man a 2 piece spick band with frog vocals and rehashed riffs from 1995
Beherit: shitty ass finnish band with no talent and crystal clear production now
Vektor: want to be voivod, but like pizza and overproduction
Alcest: faggot limp wristed rock with an alien frontman who sounds like a girl when he sings
Ensiferum: OH MY GOD WE'RE LIKE THE BEST VIKING BAMD BUT WERE NOT REAL VIKINGS BECAUSE WE ARE FINNISH AND RIP OFF STRATOVARIUS
Burzum: I like to turn my gain up on my guitar and scream at the top of my lungs with horrible drumming and Pruduction!



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 5,2012 1:25pm
I never thought I was better than anyone because of musical taste of knowledge. I KNOW I'm better than alot of people because so many people are in the dark about so many things. But I tend to think that generally speaking, and I do mean GENERALLY SPEAKING, if you're wearing a DMDS shirt and came to see Hirudinea play at O'briens on a tuesday night, you're probably at least somewhat close to being likeminded.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 5,2012 1:30pm edited Jan 5,2012 1:30pm
I'm like, so above this thread.

Let me know when you've all transcended elitism.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 5,2012 1:30pm
technically, you are below it.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jan 5,2012 2:24pm
Lol at the blood for blood one...


Slayer - its just some speed metal band who likes blood

Yeah, thats all i got



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 5,2012 2:25pm
Only Mental Kingdom Bill is real



toggletoggle post by DYA is NO U at Jan 5,2012 2:29pm
tl;dr
thread rules anyway



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 5,2012 2:35pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
The point is, like what you want and do what you want, because someones always going to disagree.
yes



toggletoggle post by DYA is NO U at Jan 5,2012 2:36pm
but really, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 5,2012 2:38pm
Blasphemy - oh, you like wearing ordnance and lifting weights? Join the military, cupcake



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Jan 5,2012 2:40pm
Jethro Tull - prance around in a frilly shirt and play the flute pussy



toggletoggle post by DYA is NO U at Jan 5,2012 2:41pm
Ministry - oh cool, you recorded guitars in the red over a disco record. with SATAN.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Jan 5,2012 5:30pm
king diamond - four regular douch bags playing mid paced spooky riffs as a backing band for one face paint wearing mega douche bag to sing like a girl about ghosts and hanted houses. He sounds like hes crying because someone broke the oath.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jan 5,2012 5:41pm
Crowbar - buncha overweight riffs



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 5,2012 5:55pm edited Jan 5,2012 5:56pm
Windir - Sweet, you recorded the soundtrack to Simon's Quest and shrieked over it. Good job being in a black metal band and getting killed by snow.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 5,2012 5:57pm
That's like being in a tough guy hardcore band and suffocating under a pile of basketball jerseys.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Jan 5,2012 5:59pm
haha theres a band called windir? Im pretty sure thats the name of the mountain city in final fantasy: mystic quest where you get... You guessed it, blown off cliffs by the wind.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 5,2012 6:01pm
ya the singer froze to death in the woods a couple years ago i believe.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 5,2012 6:01pm edited Jan 5,2012 6:01pm
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
haha theres a band called windir? Im pretty sure thats the name of the mountain city in final fantasy: mystic quest where you get... You guessed it, blown off cliffs by the wind.


That would be 1000% not surprising.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 5,2012 6:07pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
haha theres a band called windir? Im pretty sure thats the name of the mountain city in final fantasy: mystic quest where you get... You guessed it, blown off cliffs by the wind.


That would be 1000% not surprising.


Wrong. It's Windows Directory.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jan 5,2012 6:11pm
Ghost - awful girlfriend metal, go wail yourself to sleep and play tabletop soccer about it



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Jan 5,2012 6:17pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
That's like being in a tough guy hardcore band and suffocating under a pile of basketball jerseys.


nightmarish



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 5,2012 6:54pm
Rhapsody - Oh awesome. Let's all dress up like we're kings in high school drama productions and sing about cheesy Lords of the Rings ripoff storylines.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Jan 5,2012 7:47pm
Deus Ex: big fucking deal, someone made ats:the rpg



toggletoggle post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Jan 5,2012 7:50pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Back on topic though.. Musical elitism:

inquisition: ohhh man a 2 piece spick band with frog vocals and rehashed riffs from 1995
Beherit: shitty ass finnish band with no talent and crystal clear production now
Vektor: want to be voivod, but like pizza and overproduction
Alcest: faggot limp wristed rock with an alien frontman who sounds like a girl when he sings
Ensiferum: OH MY GOD WE'RE LIKE THE BEST VIKING BAMD BUT WERE NOT REAL VIKINGS BECAUSE WE ARE FINNISH AND RIP OFF STRATOVARIUS
Burzum: I like to turn my gain up on my guitar and scream at the top of my lungs with horrible drumming and Pruduction!




Jealous?





toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 5,2012 8:04pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal%20nli said[orig][quote]
haha theres a band called windir? Im pretty sure thats the name of the mountain city in final fantasy: mystic quest where you get... You guessed it, blown off cliffs by the wind.


That would be 1000% not surprising.


Wrong. It's Windows Directory.


It's actually called Windia.




toggletoggle post by GregD-BlessedOffal  at Jan 6,2012 3:01pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 6,2012 3:03pm
Only being Cynical of Cynic is real




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 6,2012 3:37pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

inquisition: ohhh man a 2 piece spick band with NED FROM SOUTH PARK vocals and rehashed riffs from 1995



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