ok hi im new here and i got an email when i signed up that said that i have 100 scean points spend them wisely. what in the living hell are scean points?

HAHAHAHA scene points are so lame like omfg

well i may agree with you if i knew what the hell they were!

Im pretty sure its a joke.

it is........scene points are like just a gay stoopid joke.......well kind of.....i cant really explain it on a message board with out sounding stoopid

I have the program automatically e-mail out that to everyone that signs up.
I would paste it here, but I can't get my c+p to wrk.

hahahahahi never got that email ahahahah

abbath...when you signed up it was a different message:
something like:
Thank you for signing up on returntothepit.com.
Please, feel free to post, comment, review or discussion things.
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i don't know when he changed it
but please do not tell me he spelled it SCEAN...?
that's why i like proofreading things before he sends them out and some of the time...i do

anywho...

I'm down to like 28 scene points, and my t-cell count has dipped way below 20.

I gained 200 scene points for booking Misery Index, but then lost 500 for not booking it at a VFW hall in Hanson.

subject: "thank you for signing up on ReturnToThePit.com"
\r\nFrom: Rev Aaron <rev@returntothepit.com>\r\n";

"Thank you for signing up on returntothepit.com.\nPlease, feel free to post, comment, review or discussion things.\n\n";
"If you have any requests or ideas for the site, I would love to hear them. Please, e-mail me at any point as I love to hear other ideas.\n";
"thanks\nRev Aaron";

i never recieved that e-mail

nor did i

boobies??

i gave my scene points to charity...........
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and charity gave me the goods :P hahahahahaha

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and now i moan when i pee hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gawd damn bitch

anyone that wears gauges and a white belt combo = + 50 scene points. long live bandanas and sauconys

hahahaha

it means, that by joining this board, you have become a whiny, bitter, emo, shit-talking scenster like the rest of us.

Hi I'm Jawsh, I'll be your friend : p

what josh meant to say...
welcome to return to the pit
where the guy/girl ratio is 101 to 1 and succubus is taken.

WOMEN= VAGINAS

A GIRL?!!??!
~showers, shaves, fixes hair, puts on nice clothes, takes off all clothes, tries to look cool~

A GIRL?!

*slaps the bitch for not making me dinner fast enough*

hahaha, welcome to the site Metal Mistress. I spend hours on here evryday when I should be "working". Maybe we can get together and have a virtual date?

yes im a girl and no im not taken. any1 from the lowell area in mass?

metal_mistress said:



what kinda talents do you have

ok well he spells it "scene" and it's not in the email it's one of the rendom titles..the email is what he cut and pasted, nothing to get confused about

a lot of people on here are from MA

metal_mistress said:

the guys from abhorred would probably be into gang raping you, I can put you in touch with them

Joe/NotCommon said:

new lady, never trust Joe, he hates all, and lives off of other people's misery

holy shit, there is like 7 of us chicks now.

*fingers butthole*

your own?

deadhooker said:



sounds like the makings of a good porno orgy

R.T.T.P. XXXposed

yah but i don't think you could get any of us ladies in on that one

what ladies? sure there are 7 females, but still no ladies.
Jim get your camera ready, this is gonna be a great porn

so ladies was a poor choice or words. but still, too bad sucka

Don't be Cock-Tease's.

RTTP
really stands for
Ramming
Tight
Teen
Pussy

oh my ha ha fuck

did i stumble in to the middle of a rampage here?

no this is just usual rttp talk welcome aboard

metal_mistress said:

i can't speak for the rest of them but i'm just mess'n with you

welcum aboard

thanx all! hey fuck with me all you want it dosnt bother me

ill fuck with ya ;)

metal.. what town are you a T.A. in?

metal_mistress said:

I want to become obsessed with you.

i and the rest of abhorred would gladly grope, if not rape you

are you still confused Miss?

and if you have a nice rack, you can join mine and succubus's boobie clan!!

but dont worry... NOBODYS allowed to talk about them!

well you guys might want to check out my pix b4 you decide to invite me into a booby clan or have your band grope me or become obsessed with me. i am a t.a. in lowell but for the summer i work in the office of a summer camp in dunstable.

http://campushook.com/?pg=profile&user=17402

i get to go first :P

i live in the same town as her, so i'll probably get to her first

but in all seriousness i never thought there would be someone else from chelmsford other than the rest of abhorred on this site

~prepares stalking kit~

i gotta get me one of them

she's actually pretty cute

assuck said:

listen here mr
i have seniority

You're probably older than her dad though. And that's only acceptable when you make at least seven figures a year.

or cram seven fingers in her rear...

takes out pen
add's a few 000000 to pay check

I'll protect you.

'69 Chevelle, fuck me.
If we were together we would be bronzed into a trophy couple.

My cock smells a bit sour.

TheGreatSpaldino said:

OH MY GOD... FINALLY something we agree on!

hummmmmm interesting.

so how's things in your part of chelmsford

well you live here you know as much as i do that this town sux! im jessie by the way. 10 to 1 i already know you. does your band have a site?

What the hell? I want MY scene points. Am I not with it?

swamplorddvm said:

keep hitting refresh on this site until you see the message


top left corner...it's not in an email
i think the metal mistress was trying to confuse people lol
and it worked

metal_mistress said:


http://www.abhorred.cjb.net

fuck chelmsford

i'm ben and i cant say i recognize you from your pictures... but you should come to the show June 26th that we are playing... theres a thread on here somewhere about it.

dude...all that matters is that ill be there. and im just as breathtaking as any woman dammit.

NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm sorry blue, but its over between us. i cant deal with a long distance relationship. i'm leaving you for metal mistress

Holy shit. I just saw your pic. You are rather cute.


Hey how's it goin?

back off, she's mine

Neither of you better interfere with my stalking.

Abhorred is the spoiler for me again!! : p

wait a second, Ben can you handle older women?? let me know if you need a hand she's my age.

hahaha... damn you and your knowing how old i am... thats ok though...i'll win her over with this tantalizing picture of me:

god damn thats a funny picture

i can handle 3 of her... because im a huge and fat ogre =(

you mean you can eat 3 of her,
way to think you are shrek again

I'm smooth like sandpaper.

I forgot how much I hate the "hit on the new girl" thread. I'm going to cut my stalking back to stalking from a distance.

you guys are too funny. i will try to make it out to the show and ill check the site in a bit. but i dont want to interfeer with anyones relationships here and how huch older am i than you?

Hello Metal Mistress, take your rightful place by coming to the show on June 26th and murdering Blue. It is your destiny, do not fail me.

hi. ill do my best.

dude i know 2 of your members. i know shwags and john. i dated the drummer in twin midget, mike. but holly fuck i havent seen shwags in like forever. damn. tell him jess murphy said hi for me if you would. oh yeah ignore anything you have ever heard about me or will hear 3/4 of the shit that has ever been said about me was either not true or was this girl that was my "friend" doing shit with guys and saying she was me. i have bad taste in friends as it turns out.

i cant come to the show im not 21 till aug. sorry hun

thats ok about the show. we will have many more shows to come. thats some weird shit that you know those 2. i cant say ive heard anything about you, but i'll keep that in mind if i do.

I need to burn up with Abhorred.

do it

very cool very cool. i didnt see any on the shows page but let me know and ill try to make it out to a few

it's even cooler when you post outside this thread

metal_mistress said:

I can get you in.

Joe/NotCommon said:

But will she come out?

Abbath said:

hahahahahaha
doubt it'll happen though

HOLY SHIT SHE'S HOT!!! how do you get to lowell MA????

so, are like, any of you in a band? tee-hee

well i dont want to go all the way down there just to have to go somewhere else thats the only thing. i have very little patience for deviation from a plan.

it's quite simple, see you go to the show, everyone drools over you, I fight everyone in Abhorred, and Joe, and if the mood shall strike you we can romance on the corner of Tremont St. There will be no deviation from this plan.

take her to the alley. chicks dig that.

oh jeez.

i'm just trying to help.

just look at that picture i posted of myself

that is the face of a true lady's man

i posted one of me like that too, but then Carina took the liberty to post one that was "sexy".

assuck said:

haha! thatd be funny if your hair always looked like that! when and where is this show that you speak of?

Saturday June 26th 9 pm
Choppin Block
Boston

Watchmaker
Kevorkian's Angels
Hirudinea
Abhorred
The Network

sweet cheap plug...

I can get you in new girl, so if you want to come just email me so I can tell the club ahead of time about it

Hey Metal Mistress.... the best option for you is to just roll wit me. I'll treat you like a true slampig..... No wait... like a lady... yeah lady..

This me from far away behind the Kit...


this is me up close...


I'll love you Like I love my own balls.

i think that means a lot

Or it means with a few rubber bands around you and some turtle wax.

heroes in a half shell, TURTLE POWER

Joe/NotCommon said:


you hired me to take care of all the assholes at metal shows.

blue's not an asshole, he's just a whore

regaurdless of what he is, i am the bodyguard, I and only I kill for sir notcommon

I need you to kill the entire town of Hanson, MA.

im on it, is that anywhere near where i will be today, cause i can swing through and go on a quick killing spree

Just turn your gaydar on and you will be drawn to hanson

but would my gaydar not lead me to you?

Only if I am sucking Carina's cock