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returntothepit >> discuss >> stage fart @ Ralph's by arilliusbm on Dec 12,2011 8:28am
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 12,2011 8:28am edited Dec 12,2011 8:32am
10) Alexcutioner
9) Guy from Pilgrim
8) Adam K on 100th show
7) DestroyYouAlot in Darkwor when they played their first show there
6) Yeti frequently farts on stage
5) Shane Hall let a raunchy Ticklebomb go once
4) Crazy Dan in the Mosh Pit. Smells like rotten eggs. Does it quite often.
3) Hillarie squeeks a few out when she goes to the corner to "take pictures"
2) Wren gets so happy he forgets he has gas
1) Vocalist in November's Doom. Guy must have had 3 meatball subs and 2 pepperoni pizzas before they played. You could see the shit leaking down his leg.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 12,2011 8:46am
Dya sings for monarque?



toggletoggle post by ark at Dec 12,2011 9:27am
facts



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 12,2011 9:33am
11) I farted 6 times while reading this thread



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2011 9:47am
aril, i am disappoint. you failed to mention the last time my band played there and i nearly sharted as i left the stage.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 12,2011 9:54am
Hahaha I remember that



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 12,2011 9:54am
A whale farted chum all over impiety before they played Ralphs.



toggletoggle post by FAG IS SLAGHAT at Dec 12,2011 10:00am
If you did not fart while on stage at Ralphs, you should not be welcomed back.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2011 10:36am
i wish i had a tally for how many times i've farted while screaming.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2011 10:45am
last time we played ralph's, i left the stage as soon as we were done and vomited bad taco bell into two different toilets for the next 10 minutes.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 12,2011 11:58am
Dan takes pride in his crop dusting abilities. Whenever I'm feeling gassy, I just stand near him, and he proudly takes credit for my work. He is a true gentleman.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Dec 12,2011 12:42pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i wish i had a tally for how many times i've farted while screaming.


Hahahahaha

also, based on the faces I make while playing I think its safe to assume im always farting.



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 12,2011 10:32pm
Um, whaaa? How did I get on here sir? I'm a burber not really a farter. I'll remember this when I "take pictures" of you. haha



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 12,2011 10:33pm
*burper... fuckin' typos.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 12,2011 11:09pm
Haha, I just wanted to toss you on the list somehow.



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Dec 12,2011 11:16pm
I'm taking a dump in a public bathroom right now.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Dec 13,2011 7:52am
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Dan takes pride in his crop dusting abilities. Whenever I'm feeling gassy, I just stand near him, and he proudly takes credit for my work. He is a true gentleman.


You and Dan have two distinct brands. I guess I've been a victim of both for too long to be fooled anymore.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 13,2011 9:48am
ITT: Metal Thursday is a victim of extreme flatulence.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 13,2011 10:06am
Samantha said[orig][quote]
ITT: Metal Thursday is a victim of extreme flatulence.


i blame the excessive burger, chili, and gansett availability.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Dec 13,2011 10:20am
in all seriousness though i've probably never actually farted on stage, since i always make sure to take all the "brownies" out of the "oven" before playing a show haha

Almost vomited on stage though, double ralphs burger with chili 30 minutes before our set.... it was interesting to say the least



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 13,2011 10:22am
ya i dont know what the fuck you were thinking on that



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Dec 13,2011 10:23am
i was thinking i was HUNGRY and that i love RALPHS BURGERS. can you blame me?


no i didnt think so.

almost as interesting as the time i ate a burrito from the Burritos/Pizza place next to the Midway. something actually came up while i was on stage, not good...



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 13,2011 12:19pm
Only texting your booking partner from the bathroom to ask them to cue up the music between bands because Ralph's chili gave you major diarrhea is real.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Dec 13,2011 12:25pm
It's hard to argue with those burgers at Ralph's



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Dec 13,2011 12:28pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Only texting your booking partner from the bathroom to ask them to cue up the music between bands because Ralph's chili gave you major diarrhea is real.


I remember getting that text... it began with "When you're sliding into first..."



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 13,2011 12:29pm
When you're climbing up a ladder...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 13,2011 12:30pm
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
It's hard to argue with those burgers at Ralph's


yes.. they always win.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 27,2012 3:23pm
fuck stage art. stage fart or YOTTB



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