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New site? Maybe some day.
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10) Alexcutioner
9) Guy from Pilgrim
8) Adam K on 100th show
7) DestroyYouAlot in Darkwor when they played their first show there
6) Yeti frequently farts on stage
5) Shane Hall let a raunchy Ticklebomb go once
4) Crazy Dan in the Mosh Pit. Smells like rotten eggs. Does it quite often.
3) Hillarie squeeks a few out when she goes to the corner to "take pictures"
2) Wren gets so happy he forgets he has gas
1) Vocalist in November's Doom. Guy must have had 3 meatball subs and 2 pepperoni pizzas before they played. You could see the shit leaking down his leg. |
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11) I farted 6 times while reading this thread |
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aril, i am disappoint. you failed to mention the last time my band played there and i nearly sharted as i left the stage. |
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A whale farted chum all over impiety before they played Ralphs. |
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If you did not fart while on stage at Ralphs, you should not be welcomed back. |
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i wish i had a tally for how many times i've farted while screaming. |
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last time we played ralph's, i left the stage as soon as we were done and vomited bad taco bell into two different toilets for the next 10 minutes. |
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Dan takes pride in his crop dusting abilities. Whenever I'm feeling gassy, I just stand near him, and he proudly takes credit for my work. He is a true gentleman. |
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i wish i had a tally for how many times i've farted while screaming. |
Hahahahaha
also, based on the faces I make while playing I think its safe to assume im always farting.
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Um, whaaa? How did I get on here sir? I'm a burber not really a farter. I'll remember this when I "take pictures" of you. haha |
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*burper... fuckin' typos. |
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Haha, I just wanted to toss you on the list somehow. |
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I'm taking a dump in a public bathroom right now. |
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Dan takes pride in his crop dusting abilities. Whenever I'm feeling gassy, I just stand near him, and he proudly takes credit for my work. He is a true gentleman. |
You and Dan have two distinct brands. I guess I've been a victim of both for too long to be fooled anymore. |
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ITT: Metal Thursday is a victim of extreme flatulence. |
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ITT: Metal Thursday is a victim of extreme flatulence. |
i blame the excessive burger, chili, and gansett availability. |
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in all seriousness though i've probably never actually farted on stage, since i always make sure to take all the "brownies" out of the "oven" before playing a show haha
Almost vomited on stage though, double ralphs burger with chili 30 minutes before our set.... it was interesting to say the least |
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ya i dont know what the fuck you were thinking on that |
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i was thinking i was HUNGRY and that i love RALPHS BURGERS. can you blame me?
no i didnt think so.
almost as interesting as the time i ate a burrito from the Burritos/Pizza place next to the Midway. something actually came up while i was on stage, not good... |
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Only texting your booking partner from the bathroom to ask them to cue up the music between bands because Ralph's chili gave you major diarrhea is real. |
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It's hard to argue with those burgers at Ralph's |
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Only texting your booking partner from the bathroom to ask them to cue up the music between bands because Ralph's chili gave you major diarrhea is real. |
I remember getting that text... it began with "When you're sliding into first..." |
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When you're climbing up a ladder... |
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It's hard to argue with those burgers at Ralph's |
yes.. they always win. |
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fuck stage art. stage fart or YOTTB |
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