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returntothepit >> discuss >> Some idiot just sent this to me as his resume by xmikex on Dec 5,2011 10:45am

post by xmikex at Dec 5,2011 10:45am

I put an ad on Craigslist last week looking for a web designer. I was hoping to find some art school kids looking to build their portfolios or something, but I've had nothing but assholes trying to get my attention offering to build me a Wordpress site for $500 when their own site looks like tacky AOL bullshit.

This morning this guy sent me an email saying he wasn't sure if my post was real, so in lieu of a resume he decided to send me a "mind map."

He sent me a 5 MB PDF file of his "mind map." It's over 8000 x 6000 in dimensions and is the goofiest most unprofessional thing I've ever seen.

Here it is: http://draculamountain.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dh.jpg

I didn't want to post it in the thread because it's still enormous even as a JPG.

post by the_reverend

at Dec 5,2011 10:47am

that is both amazing and weird.

post by largefreakatzero at Dec 5,2011 10:49am

What in the christing fuck is that? I think this guy should've stayed in the Marines.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 5,2011 10:52am

this guy looks sane for sure.

post by arktourO‘s at Dec 5,2011 10:53am

OH GOOD. Absent-minded Type A who's "fluent in Microsoft." Definitely should have stayed in the Marines.

post by CurlyRed at Dec 5,2011 11:04am

lol I just clicked on that link and crashed my workstation at work....

post by aaron_michael

at Dec 5,2011 11:16am

xmikex said	[orig][quote]
Here it is: http://draculamountain.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dh.jpg

This is great.

He should have taken a cue from here: http://www.holytaco.com/8-common-resume-mistakes-you-should-avoid

post by dreadkill

at Dec 5,2011 11:24am

hire him

post by the_reverend

at Dec 5,2011 11:26am

If he does, is there an office deadpool on when he's going to slaughter everyone in the office?

post by RustyPS should be working at Dec 5,2011 11:27am

aaron_michael said

[orig][quote]

xmikex said	[orig][quote]
Here it is: http://draculamountain.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dh.jpg

This is great.

He should have taken a cue from here: http://www.holytaco.com/8-common-resume-mistakes-you-should-avoid

LMAO!!

post by xmikex at Dec 5,2011 11:44am

lolwut

post by Douchebag_Patrol at Dec 5,2011 1:41pm

post by the_reverend

at Dec 5,2011 2:13pm

this guy probably time traveled once before

post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 5,2011 5:14pm

Anyone care to translate the morse code?

post by Woah!_NLI! at Dec 10,2011 10:58pm

the_reverend said	[orig][quote]
this guy probably time traveled once before

post by demondave at Dec 11,2011 12:48am

I love how the mind map contained a branch showing the mind map he sent you

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Dec 11,2011 11:28am

I love the part where he illustrates how he's fluent in the Google.

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