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returntothepit >> discuss >> I know who douchebag_patrol is. Taking questions in this thread. by Detective John Kimbal on Nov 17,2011 1:33pm

post by Detective John Kimbal at Nov 17,2011 1:33pm

I won't say unless some favors are done.

post by Alx_Casket

at Nov 17,2011 1:36pm

ITT: aril threatens to expose aril

post by Blessed_Offal at Nov 17,2011 1:44pm

haha

post by arillusNSBM at Nov 17,2011 1:46pm

worst kept secret in RTTP history.

zieg heil!

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 17,2011 1:47pm

false

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 17,2011 1:50pm

Alx_Casket trolls as douchebag_patrol from a proxy in Riften

post by Inspector Clouseau at Nov 17,2011 1:54pm

Douchebag Patrol is your mom. She told me when I banged her last night.

post by Alx_Asscat at Nov 17,2011 1:56pm

Hi guys. I have a scar on my head.

post by fuckface_ninja_retard at Nov 17,2011 1:57pm

YO NOTSHAVER BE D-BAG PATROLLIN' WOOP WOOP

post by lamp nli at Nov 17,2011 1:58pm

hahahahahahahaha

post by Bill Cosby at Nov 17,2011 1:58pm

Jellllllooooo puddddddiiuinnng

post by Samantha at Nov 17,2011 1:59pm

That guy is a sick bastard. Do we really need more pics of shit porn?

post by arillusNSBM at Nov 17,2011 1:59pm

sleep with the untermensch and be treated as such!

zieg heil!

post by purveyor_of_heavy_sorrow at Nov 17,2011 1:59pm

Bill Cosby is fucking sick.

post by Greeny at Nov 17,2011 2:02pm

this board is strange.

post by autisticretard at Nov 17,2011 2:04pm

i dont like the things he posts

i dont like the things he posts

post by The Shockmaster at Nov 17,2011 2:09pm

WOULD YOU SAY THAT DP'S POSTS ARE...SHOCKING?!

post by nekronaut

at Nov 17,2011 2:14pm

Samantha said	[orig][quote]
That guy is a sick bastard. Do we really need more pics of shit porn?

I'm going to kick his ass.. fucking sicko.

post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Nov 17,2011 2:17pm

LEAVE MY MASTER ALONE!!!!

post by douchebag_patrol at Nov 17,2011 2:33pm

nekronaut said	[orig][quote]
I'm going to kick his ass.. fucking sicko.

post by long legged pissed off puerto rican at Nov 17,2011 2:37pm

u fuckin asshole i got fired my job saw ur pics on rttp

U took mah job

post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 17,2011 2:37pm

Samantha said	[orig][quote]
That guy is a sick bastard. Do we really need more pics of shit porn?

post by 88HH4ever at Nov 17,2011 2:45pm

arillusNSBM said	[orig][quote]
sleep with the untermensch and be treated as such! zieg heil!

Welcome my brother. I would like to invite you to a friendly meeting for fine gentlemen such as yourself. We are called the Northern Elite and we meet at 212 every Wednesday at rape o'clock and every other Monday at beer o'clock.

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 3:12pm

Its Samantha.

There.

You're all retarded.

post by WREN FOLLOWER at Nov 17,2011 3:25pm

It's aril. All trolls are aril.

post by Sacreligion at Nov 17,2011 3:33pm

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
Its Samantha. There. You're all retarded.

Half-retarded.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 17,2011 3:33pm

you never go full retard.

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 3:35pm

post by Samantha at Nov 17,2011 3:37pm

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
Its Samantha. There. You're all retarded.

Hilarious.

I have absolutely no idea who this person is.

So, who are you?

post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 17,2011 3:38pm

reimroc = cormier

your mind = blown

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 3:41pm

Samantha said

[orig][quote]

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
Its Samantha. There. You're all retarded.

Hilarious.

I have absolutely no idea who this person is.

So, who are you?

post by Samantha at Nov 17,2011 3:42pm

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
reimroc = cormier your mind = blown

What? I have no idea who that is.

post by Samantha at Nov 17,2011 3:43pm

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
Its Samantha. There. You're all retarded.

Hilarious.

I have absolutely no idea who this person is.

So, who are you?

Nope. I just have no idea who the hell you are.

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 3:44pm

I have no clue who you are either. Its cool.

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 17,2011 3:44pm

He's Skinsandwich

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 3:50pm

skin hasn't has access to a computer for like 2 months.

post by RustyPS should be working at Nov 17,2011 3:53pm

arillusNSBM said	[orig][quote]
worst kept secret in RTTP history.

I must be the only one who does not know who DP is

post by GAMBINO BINO at Nov 17,2011 3:54pm

post by josh_hates_you

at Nov 17,2011 3:55pm

I met reimroc at a party once. I still have no idea who he is. I like beer.

post by aliens at Nov 17,2011 3:58pm

DVDA

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 3:59pm

i don't play in a band. i'm just here for the pussy and endless aril jokes.

post by Lamp

at Nov 17,2011 4:01pm

lamp%20nli said	[orig][quote]
hahahahahahahaha

Someone forgot to capitalize my name, nice try.

post by Lamp

at Nov 17,2011 4:03pm

Also, this thread is like talking about Bernard's Mansion in the open.

post by Detective John Kimbal at Nov 17,2011 4:06pm

You guys are all wrong. It's not Samantha. It's not a Worcester person.

post by Samantha at Nov 17,2011 4:06pm

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
I have no clue who you are either. Its cool.

LOL! It's probably better to have a clue who someone is before you accuse them of being epic trolls... just saying.

Gossip is hilarious. People I've never met think that I'm married to Chris because we book shows together. Then, they're like, "Why is Chris' wife going home with that other guy?" Gossip spreads, comes full circle, and then I laugh about total strangers talking crap because they think I'm cheating on someone to whom I'm not even dating. People are funny.

post by Samantha at Nov 17,2011 4:07pm edited Nov 17,2011 4:08pm

Stupid double post...

post by mitchell cormier and the cant-hardly-playboys at Nov 17,2011 4:08pm

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
skin hasn't has access to a computer for like 2 months.

he's still alive? what the fuck, drop dead already.

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 4:12pm

damn girl you get trolled easily. i said it was you because A.) someone told me it was you and B.) i'm bored and felt like adding to this clusterfuck of a thread with my own brand of bullshit. don't read too much into it.

post by Gossip at Nov 17,2011 4:12pm

IM GONNA SEARCH STUFF ABOUT ME THEN MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 4:13pm

mitchell%20cormier%20and%20the%20cant-hardly-playboys said

[orig][quote]

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
skin hasn't has access to a computer for like 2 months.

he's still alive? what the fuck, drop dead already.

he actually almost did drop dead a month ago.

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 4:14pm

Detective%20John%20Kimbal said	[orig][quote]
You guys are all wrong. It's not Samantha. It's not a Worcester person.

Yea way to cover your tracks bro.

post by Alx_Casket

at Nov 17,2011 4:15pm

You guys are all wrong. It's not Samantha. It's not a Worcester person.

I don't consider aril a worcester person, although his troll identity is elusive enough to span the whole Northeast.

post by Detective Samantha at Nov 17,2011 4:16pm

IM A COP YOU IDIOT

post by White Male From New Hampshire at Nov 17,2011 4:16pm

It's "ben".

post by White Male From New Hampshire at Nov 17,2011 4:17pm

ZEIG HEIL!!!

post by Samantha at Nov 17,2011 4:21pm

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
damn girl you get trolled easily. i said it was you because A.) someone told me it was you and B.) i'm bored and felt like adding to this clusterfuck of a thread with my own brand of bullshit. don't read too much into it.

I'm not butthurt... just amused. All of the trolling in this thread is hilarious.

post by White Male From New Hampshire at Nov 17,2011 4:23pm

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT MY WHITE BRETHREN BEING DOUCHEBAG_PATROL.

WE ARE THE WHITE FRONT. WE DON'T FUCK AROUND.

SAMANTHA, SHOW YOUR TITS AND ALL WILL BE REVEALED.

TIT PRIDE WORLD WIDE.

post by tits flavored ice cream sundae at Nov 17,2011 4:24pm

iN thE DayS knOwn As tHe FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCK GOLDEN ERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oF tRolLinG, THerE stoOd bUt ONe DOuchEbAg heLLbenT oN clEAnSInG all VaGInas deSPIte PossIbLy nOTR HAVIng thE FUCKING AIDS GROPING FARM ANIMAL FUCKING CUNT CAPACITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to Do So. What We Have Witnessed In Return Is Som ething Akin To A TRUE GOD DAMN ASSHOLE SHITCUNT FAGGOT QUEEF EXPLOSIVE HERPES GRENADE RETURN TO FORM!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So IN orDer to ExpOsE aLL douChEdoM wEfoRCiblY toRE thE cLOthEs off All OF soCietY's MIscreANts anD shOWed thEM thE FUCKING SHIT ALL PUBLIC HAIR MONEY VAULT FILLED WITH RED FIRE ANTS WAy to GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANd tHUS cOMES tHE sTORY oF hOW root Beer Floats Came To Be.

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 4:26pm

White%20Male%20From%20New%20Hampshire said	[orig][quote]
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT MY WHITE BRETHREN BEING DOUCHEBAG_PATROL. WE ARE THE WHITE FRONT. WE DON'T FUCK AROUND. SAMANTHA, SHOW YOUR TITS AND ALL WILL BE REVEALED. TIT PRIDE WORLD WIDE.

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Hate to break it to you but DP is full on nigger.

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 17,2011 4:30pm

Why does Alex Casket always insist on throwing me into these nonsensical threads.

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 4:30pm

Its obvious, he has a man crush on you.

post by Alx_Casket

at Nov 17,2011 4:31pm

obvi

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 17,2011 4:32pm

He's like a genie. One mention of his name... POOF. posting. Also, I'm pretty sure I know who db patrol is. We all do!

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 4:34pm

inb4 nekronaut

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 17,2011 4:35pm

I am douchebag_patrol.

There, you guys happy?

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 17,2011 4:36pm

Oh wait, no I'm not. Because this is actually FAKE Aril. I stole his password lol

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 4:37pm

NONONONONONONO

You aren't going to cover it up that easily.

post by nekronaut

at Nov 17,2011 4:37pm

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
inb4 nekronaut

Are you kidding me? I've been trolling and drinking whiskey for the past hour.

14/88!

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 4:38pm

nekronaut said

[orig][quote]

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
inb4 nekronaut

Are you kidding me? I've been trolling and drinking whiskey for the past hour.

14/88!

i meant inb4 he claims it is you. like he does every time.

post by Alx_Casket

at Nov 17,2011 4:39pm

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 17,2011 4:40pm

Nekronaut trolls so much, he shattered his phone screen doing it so often.

post by nekronaut

at Nov 17,2011 4:41pm

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
inb4 nekronaut

Are you kidding me? I've been trolling and drinking whiskey for the past hour.

14/88!

i meant inb4 he claims it is you. like he does every time.

Oh, well in that case...

post by reimroc at Nov 17,2011 4:41pm edited Nov 17,2011 4:42pm

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
Nekronaut trolls so much, he shattered his phone screen doing it so often.

i know he does. doesn't mean you need to rat him out every time lol.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 17,2011 4:44pm

lol you guys are rediculous

post by I LOVE WREN FOLLOWING at Nov 17,2011 4:47pm

post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 17,2011 4:47pm

nekronaut said	[orig][quote]
I am a proud Wrenfollower.

post by Alx_Casket

at Nov 17,2011 4:49pm

I am a proud Wrenflower.

post by douchebag_patrol at Nov 17,2011 5:06pm

FuckIsMySignature said

[orig][quote]

nekronaut said	[orig][quote]
I am a proud Wrenfollower.

post by douchebag_patrol at Nov 17,2011 5:08pm

I AM A BLACK JEWISH MAN WITH A 15 INCH DICK AND I AM 7 FEET TALL. I ATE MEXICAN FOOD AND FARTED AND CAUSED HURRICANE IRENE.

post by Yeti at Nov 17,2011 5:28pm

Samantha said

[orig][quote]

reimroc said	[orig][quote]
I have no clue who you are either. Its cool.

MOUTHS OPEN, BURNT DIARRHEA FLOWS

post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Nov 17,2011 5:55pm

post by douchebag_patrol at Nov 17,2011 6:29pm

I%20LOVE%20WREN%20FOLLOWING said	[orig][quote]

post by i_am_not_douchebag_patrol at Nov 17,2011 8:07pm

White%20Male%20From%20New%20Hampshire said	[orig][quote]
It's "ben".

False.

Oh, wait.

post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Nov 17,2011 9:10pm

I have no idea who any of you are, but if I see "douchebag patrol" anywhere, starting or responding, I click for quality. Same thing w "menstrual sweatpants disco" whoever the fuck that is. Ape-raping swastika porn rules.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Nov 18,2011 10:39pm

ITT: Harvey Dent is the Batman

post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 19,2011 2:42am

I KNOW

post by pam nli at Nov 19,2011 3:01pm

Whenever a troll identity is revealed to me, I feel like a kid who just found out Santa Claus is a lie.

But when I found out with DP was, I just LOLd.

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