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returntothepit >> discuss >> Im new here, i need your opinions. by iFuck on Jun 6,2004 3:46pm
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Im new here, i need your opinions. - usless poll
1Guilty as charged, please kill youself.
2keep his pathetic,jobless,food-stamp life
no vote


toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 3:46pm
OK Guys.. I wanted to get your opinion. i wanna see how many people here think that TheFATspaldino should just kill himself, due to the fact that he is A: FAT, B: STUPID, C: fucks his own mother..(ewww) D:
REALLY FAT and STUPID?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jun 6,2004 3:49pm edited Jun 6,2004 3:50pm
You know. I'm not going to vote on this. But i'm not going to lie. I'm not a big fan of the spoo either. but right now we have peace. So what ever!

Question... What makes you hate him so?



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 3:51pm edited Jun 6,2004 3:51pm
well, on my first post he was a faggot to me, so.. HE STARTED IT!! lol, so now ill slap him around like a woman.



toggletoggle post by xnecrofiendx   at Jun 6,2004 3:52pm
Im Fat, stupid, Jobless(for 3 years) but i dont fuck my own mother. Im listening to Neil Diamond's "love on the rocks". I own a 9mm pistol, Im polishing her right now. What should I do?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 6,2004 3:52pm
looks like he gets quite sore very quickly....hes agitate-able...wow...new words are cool. I think his plans are driving splaing to suicide...just a hunch.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 6,2004 3:53pm
xnecrofiendx said:
Im Fat, stupid, Jobless(for 3 years) but i dont fuck my own mother. Im listening to Neil Diamond's "love on the rocks". I own a 9mm pistol, Im polishing her right now. What should I do?


rape your mother at gunpoint!



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 3:55pm
xnecrofiendx said:
Im Fat, stupid, Jobless(for 3 years) but i dont fuck my own mother. Im listening to Neil Diamond's "love on the rocks". I own a 9mm pistol, Im polishing her right now. What should I do?


well.. you havent wronged me, so my neurodat CPU wont let me encourage painting with grey matter.. but 3 years of no job?? and you dont even fuck your mom.. weirdo... go drown!

WHOOAH



toggletoggle post by xnecrofiendx   at Jun 6,2004 3:55pm
Thank you powerkok, your words of infinite wisdom have changed my view on life.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 6,2004 3:56pm
lol...no prob...im here for ya whenever!



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 3:57pm
oh yeah, xnrc.. at least have the courtesy to toss her salad or something.. jeez man



toggletoggle post by xnecrofiendx   at Jun 6,2004 4:00pm
Yeah iFuck, 3 years... Im starting to get worried... Maybe I should stop with the mushroomsS. s S s S s S s S s S s S s s S s s Ss S s S s S s S s .



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 4:01pm
hey man, watch what you say, nobody likes a quitter!



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Jun 6,2004 4:34pm
spaldino is the man!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 6,2004 4:40pm
Hahahaha! Hooray for losers that get their huggies sagging to the backs of their knees because they are easily excitable. go back to kindergarten, turd burglar.



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem at Jun 6,2004 4:40pm
iFuck, first off it's a messageboard. I spurt as much shit as he or anyone else does, but it's because it's kind of humorous. We know enough that we are all trying to be assholes as much as we possibly can, but all in all it's done knowing everyone else is gonna know it's kind of a joke to get a few people to laugh. That's why this thing is fun. You, are just retarded for starting this.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jun 6,2004 4:42pm
spaldino is cool is my book



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 6,2004 5:13pm edited Jun 6,2004 5:35pm
it's funny... because for some reason, i happen to be 18 and living with my parents, so i receive foodstamps despite the household income between my parents being 120k+ a year. i dont know much about government aid programs, but doesnt a household have to be making less than 40k+ a year to be eligible for food stamps (which they dont even use anymore if i remember correctly... they have some card thing now)? it seriously is great that i, some fat and stupid poor kid, somehow made an impact on this useless, knock kneed, cum recepticle's life that drove him to post about me. i mean, i cant be that stupid if i know how to push the right buttons so fast, right? give me a break man... it seems like you arent only new to this message board and the internet... but you are new to "intelligent" life and are having a hard time coping. keep crying, twinkle toes... if you keep it up long enough (and judging by how easy it is to make you blubber like a battered 3 year old red headed step-child in k-mart, it wont be too long), you will eventually drown in your own tears. so if you cant handle people saying anything that doesnt agree with your feeble minded ideals, then just leave here and quit your useless sobbing.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jun 6,2004 5:30pm
Why the hell did he assume that you use food stamps? Thats silly shit.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Jun 6,2004 5:48pm
I fart for pleasure.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 6,2004 5:53pm
i punt midgets for a living



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jun 6,2004 6:27pm
iFuck Men



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 6:51pm
RustedAngel said:
iFuck Men


again... ewww man!




toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 6:56pm edited Jun 6,2004 7:00pm
TheGreatSpaldino said:
it's funny... because for some reason, i happen to be 18 and living with my parents, so i receive foodstamps despite the household income between my parents being 120k+ a year. i dont know much about government aid programs, but doesnt a household have to be making less than 40k+ a year to be eligible for food stamps (which they dont even use anymore if i remember correctly... they have some card thing now)? it seriously is great that i, some fat and stupid poor kid, somehow made an impact on this useless, knock kneed, cum recepticle's life that drove him to post about me. i mean, i cant be that stupid if i know how to push the right buttons so fast, right? give me a break man... it seems like you arent only new to this message board and the internet... but you are new to "intelligent" life and are having a hard time coping. keep crying, twinkle toes... if you keep it up long enough (and judging by how easy it is to make you blubber like a battered 3 year old red headed step-child in k-mart, it wont be too long), you will eventually drown in your own tears. so if you cant handle people saying anything that doesnt agree with your feeble minded ideals, then just leave here and quit your useless sobbing.



HAHAHAHAh all i got from that long list of retarted babble, is that your 18 and weigh 300 pounds!! eat a carrot you fat fuck. trust me porky, you havnt pushed ANY buttons. theres nothing you can say to me that will push my button. the fact of the matter is, you opened your fat twinky eating pie-hole, and obviously said something that matches your stupidity. and now youre in a huff, like a 7th grade school girl! some friendly advise... EAT A FUCKING CARROT!!



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace  at Jun 6,2004 7:13pm
can i just ask where this kid came from? this whole bit is just a little random



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 7:16pm
well, like i said.. i made a post that had nothing to do with him, but instead he opened his fat mouth and poop fell out, so now im stuck with shoveling it back into his oversized chow-hole. thats all really. and im not a kid.. but thats ok.



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace  at Jun 6,2004 7:28pm
if you arent a kid then why are you acting so immaturely. you should be out working or something, not hanging out a messege board responding to posts to make yourself cooler. im just guessing that right now whoever is reading what you're saying is thinking that you are a moron. return to the pit is a fun place where everyone is happy and gay, so stop being such a homosexual. ^_^



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 6,2004 8:40pm
whats not happy and gay about what i wrote? and BTW.. most people i know that have 9-5 type jobs dont work on sundays. you are horrible at life, quit! ... remember.. happy and gay thoughts now!



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD  at Jun 6,2004 8:58pm
ifuck just shut up, I think most evryone would agree with me there



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Jun 6,2004 8:58pm
aliciagrace said:
if you arent a kid then why are you acting so immaturely. you should be out working or something, not hanging out a messege board responding to posts to make yourself cooler. im just guessing that right now whoever is reading what you're saying is thinking that you are a moron. return to the pit is a fun place where everyone is happy and gay, so stop being such a homosexual. ^_^


BURN!!!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 6,2004 9:05pm edited Jun 6,2004 9:07pm
iFuck said:
TheGreatSpaldino said:
it's funny... because for some reason, i happen to be 18 and living with my parents, so i receive foodstamps despite the household income between my parents being 120k+ a year. i dont know much about government aid programs, but doesnt a household have to be making less than 40k+ a year to be eligible for food stamps (which they dont even use anymore if i remember correctly... they have some card thing now)? it seriously is great that i, some fat and stupid poor kid, somehow made an impact on this useless, knock kneed, cum recepticle's life that drove him to post about me. i mean, i cant be that stupid if i know how to push the right buttons so fast, right? give me a break man... it seems like you arent only new to this message board and the internet... but you are new to "intelligent" life and are having a hard time coping. keep crying, twinkle toes... if you keep it up long enough (and judging by how easy it is to make you blubber like a battered 3 year old red headed step-child in k-mart, it wont be too long), you will eventually drown in your own tears. so if you cant handle people saying anything that doesnt agree with your feeble minded ideals, then just leave here and quit your useless sobbing.



HAHAHAHAh all i got from that long list of retarted babble, is that your 18 and weigh 300 pounds!! eat a carrot you fat fuck. trust me porky, you havnt pushed ANY buttons. theres nothing you can say to me that will push my button. the fact of the matter is, you opened your fat twinky eating pie-hole, and obviously said something that matches your stupidity. and now youre in a huff, like a 7th grade school girl! some friendly advise... EAT A FUCKING CARROT!!



From that "babble" you got that he weighs 300 pounds? That's interesting, because he actually didn't say that in his post. You must be really intelligent to read between the lines like that. You get a gold star. Now shut the fuck up and resume sucking on your binky.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 6,2004 9:43pm
oooh....boy. iFuck is really making a good impact....I warned you all.
you didnt heed my warning.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jun 6,2004 10:19pm
i think its funny that everyone is taking this guy so seriously



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 6,2004 10:50pm
its also funny that this tool is taking ME seriously. beecause 90% of what i say on this board isnt serious.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 6,2004 11:12pm
spalding is wicked hot iFuck, I bet you he puts out on the first date too....you might get along...



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 6,2004 11:42pm
Spalding puts out on the first date, sure. Powerkok puts out on the second or third, but damn, that is some good sex.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 6,2004 11:42pm
tantric eeeeveeen.



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Jun 6,2004 11:58pm
people, say what you want about whoever, but one thing you can't call Spalding is stupid. that remark alone is stupid



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jun 6,2004 11:59pm
ifuck this is not a battle that you will win
when i first came on this site i didn't like spaldin too much either, but you have to learn that 99% of what he says IS SARCASTIC
his a cool fucking kid, and fuck off for saying he sucks because his fat
his a big kid but his got some muscle behind it
"oh his fat so he sucks" blah blah blah shut up this is a message bored about music, so get in line or you're gonna have no friends on this site



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 7,2004 1:28am
lol...i like him already, ill be your friend iFuck



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jun 7,2004 2:14am
ifuck and spaldino need to fuck already and get it over with.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 7,2004 2:26am
thatd be a huge fuck.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 7,2004 2:28am
that would be over 540 pounds of love... most threesomes and some 4-ways dont even get that heavy



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 7,2004 2:32am
LOL



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jun 7,2004 2:34am
double LoL



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 7,2004 4:21am
HMMM... maybe hes not as dumb as i thought he was.. however... im not quite ready to call it quits. soo.. spald, your still fat (well just keep that one going) and for all you homos who ARE taking this seriously... you got issues! if i WAS serious, i wouldnt be talking online, id find his house and kill his family. but, i guess its all just a bit too early for that part of the date!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 7,2004 4:26am
iFuck said:
soo.. spald, your still fat


what about my non-moving fat?



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 7,2004 12:34pm
i dunno man, i think it still counts!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 7,2004 11:49am
i dont think you got it...



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 7,2004 12:03pm
i guess not, i just woke up.. gimmie a few



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jun 7,2004 12:19pm
this is a great thread



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 7,2004 12:30pm
its because im a shitty human being and i should die.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 7,2004 12:35pm
spaldino, you are shit-porn human being.
made of 100% shit porn.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 7,2004 12:37pm
spaldino's favorite magician?
david coperphile.
cause he makes shit disappear.



toggletoggle post by iFuck at Jun 7,2004 12:40pm
my toilet is a magician too then! it just did the same trick!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 7,2004 12:55pm
coprophile*



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