how is the farting going so far today?

i think i broke a record earlier. i farted the fartiest fart that has ever been farted. it was one for the history books.

i am dying from the horrid anal stench right now

my fart smelled like impiety

OP is tony

i trolled my own ass.

Your ass trolled you and your office.

PUT YOUR HAND IN THE PATH OF A YETI FART AND SHOW ME HOW BLACK METAL YOU ARE

I think the girl next to me keeps farting, there isn't any sound but when she gets up it smells like broccoli.

I farted in the shower this morning. I didn't think it would smell but after a few seconds it traveled up. Fart was trapped in by the shower curtain and made more powerful by the warm water. I wanted to die/cry. Nothing in life will ever be that beautiful again.

Classic false flag! This girl is obviously an FBI agent with a canister of sarin has hidden in her rectum. INFOWARS.COM

how many people have you asphyxiated with your wretched anal explosions today yeti

Focus on the flexing sphincter.

hahahaha holy shit i missed this

answer the question yeti!

IT'S ME!