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returntothepit >> discuss >> LFL: LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE by BSV on Nov 3,2011 10:05am
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toggletoggle post by BSV at Nov 3,2011 10:05am
WHOA GUY, WHOA GUY
http://www.lflus.com/



toggletoggle post by BSV at Nov 3,2011 10:19am









toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 3,2011 10:20am
'THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS A RARITY IN SPORTS - A WOMEN'S PROFESSIONAL LEAGUE THAT'S ACTUALLY GROWING'

WELL, I'M CERTAINLY GROWING, TOM. BACK TO YOU.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Nov 3,2011 10:25am
FOOTBALL IS LIKE GAY, WHO WANTS TO WATCH DUDES WORK OUT?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 3,2011 10:48am
GAME PLAY
TEAMS WILL NEED TO INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING EVERY 4 DOWNS:
2 PASSING PLAYS
2 RUSHING PLAYS

Dumb.


OFFENSE
7 PLAYERS ON THE FIELD
1 QUARTERBACK, 2 RUNNING BACKS,
1 DOWN-LINEWOMAN, 3 WIDE RECEIVERS
NO PUNTING
NO FIELD GOALS

Very interesting.

Just watched a couple videos. Aesthetically it's pretty entertaining in the same way arena league is. It seems like everyone runs a triple option style offense largely because nobody can throw a spiral to save their lives. The tackles are all really really high. It's cool in that the girls are willing to engage like that but you don't see any stick and drive devastating tackles.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 3,2011 10:49am
Also, I would let them do to my penis what LT did to Joe Theisman's leg.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 3,2011 10:57am

bennyhillifier

Gotta give them props for finding non-beastly chicks who are willing to beat on each other.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 3,2011 11:01am
My girlfriend and I were supposed to go see this all female (non-lingerie) football league this summer. I said I was going to wear a Tom Landry hat and stand on the sidelines doing this the whole game:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Nov 3,2011 11:02am
arktouros said[orig][quote]
'THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS A RARITY IN SPORTS - A WOMEN'S PROFESSIONAL LEAGUE THAT'S ACTUALLY GROWING'

WELL, I'M CERTAINLY GROWING, TOM. BACK TO YOU.

I LOL'd



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 3,2011 11:05am
a sport that I can fucking understand, I love it!@! I'm just a little concerned that the girls jugs aren't big enough and they don't seem to bounce at all.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 3,2011 11:18am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
a sport that I can fucking understand, I love it!@! I'm just a little concerned that the girls jugs aren't big enough and they don't seem to bounce at all.


Well there's a new life goal for you -- start your own LFL team comprised of only massively-endowed women. WOULD SUPPORT.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 3,2011 11:22am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The tackles are all really really high. It's cool in that the girls are willing to engage like that but you don't see any stick and drive devastating tackles.


yeah, i mean maybe they're told to aim high because they don't wear pads any lower, which would dull the appeal i guess. a stick and drive tackle could take somebody OUT if it's helmet vs bare stomach.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 3,2011 11:38am
I thought of that too. I think the more realistic answer is that everyone is relatively the same size/frame. You're not dealing with any Marion Barber types with quads the size of a Prius. Fundamental tackling probably isn't a huge priority to their coaches.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Nov 3,2011 11:42am
how's yer rug burn? you crazy broads



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 3,2011 11:46am
Sent this to my buddy in Oregon, his reply:

"Uhhhhhh... I will be a season ticket holder for the Seattle Mist by day's end.

That is all."



toggletoggle post by blue  at Nov 3,2011 11:47am
Introducing: the world's first interesting sport!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 3,2011 12:33pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
a sport that I can fucking understand, I love it!@! I'm just a little concerned that the girls jugs aren't big enough and they don't seem to bounce at all.


Well there's a new life goal for you -- start your own LFL team comprised of only massively-endowed women. WOULD SUPPORT.
I see myself as more of a Hugh Hefner type roll in that organization.



toggletoggle post by the mex nli at Nov 3,2011 12:46pm
I didn't see a New England team. Why didnt I see a new england team? :'''( we definitely have some tough hot women's around here, would totally support



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 3,2011 2:02pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


0:44, and 1:45. Waist high wrap & tackle. Fuck yeah. Now I'm wet.



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