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New site? Maybe some day. 
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I realize that the zombie apocalypse conversation is played the fuck out but
someone asked me a question I've never thought about before.
If zombie apocalypse happens which way do you travel, Hot or Cold?
Personally I'd be heading northe and I think its retarded to head south
because as far as i can tell, the south has already had a zombie apocalypse
and i cant imagine wanting to head that way when the shit hits the fan, but
hey maybe the everglades is a suitable destination. |
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i cant wait to turn into a zombie. |
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Anyone who says South is a troll. |
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I'm on a 10-year plan toward Eskimo-ization in preparation for something that will surely never happen. |
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| the south has already had a zombie apocalypse |
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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seems like the smartest place would be out to sea and to find
a deserted island. |
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hi-jacking a duck boat would be the best. |
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you're going to run out of gas
learn to sail |
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dale ain't smart. they tried that on like every single movie. Zombies just walk along the bottom of the water and fight/eat sharks. then you have zombie sharks too. way to go. |
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| the south has already had a zombie apocalypse |
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
That was a black joke Rusty. get it *nudge, nudge* |
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you're going to run out of gas
learn to sail |
you could get a houseboat that also has sails i bet |
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you head north, but stick to the coastline. Zombies would freeze in the winter time. You would just need enough food to last through a cold winter. Zombies would then come up from the south slowly like EEE does every year here. |
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| the south has already had a zombie apocalypse |
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
That was a black joke Rusty. get it *nudge, nudge* |
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'll butt out now, feel free to continue with the funny racism |
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Rev has seen just about every zombie movie ever. His advice is valuable. |
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| you head north, but stick to the coastline. Zombies would freeze in the winter time. You would just need enough food to last through a cold winter. Zombies would then come up from the south slowly like EEE does every year here. |
BUT WHAT ABOUT ZOMBIES WITH WINTER COATS AND HATS? WHAT THEN? |
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| you head north, but stick to the coastline. Zombies would freeze in the winter time. You would just need enough food to last through a cold winter. Zombies would then come up from the south slowly like EEE does every year here. |
BUT WHAT ABOUT ZOMBIES WITH WINTER COATS AND HATS? WHAT THEN? |
YOU EVER SEEN DEAD SNO?!?!?!? |
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duck boats weren't built to repel zombies. I think someone needs to invent a sort of armored vehicle that shoots things.
Rough sketch:
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duck boats weren't built to repel zombies. I think someone needs to invent a sort of armored vehicle that shoots things.
Rough sketch:
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I claim hogwash that any type of vehicle could ever exist...technology is too advanced for this planet |
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I knew someone was going to bring up dead snow.
1) don't steal nazi geld
2) There weren't nazis killed here |
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I knew someone was going to bring up dead snow.
1) don't steal nazi geld
2) There weren't nazis killed here |
So being a Nazi is the key for a zombie to surviving in subzero conditions? Does that mean non-racist zombies would not survive? |
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It's all highly theoretical, I don't have a physics degree and it probably wouldn't actually work. We stand no chance. |
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Dead Snow also has a Nazi Zombie Lord (2/2) with +1/+1 for each zombie. its an unfair advantage... |
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Rev...the ocean is too vast and currents too strong for a zombie to
"walk on the bottom"...also....the sailboat idea is definitely the best
since you will run out of gas. Best to learn how to fish and fast boys... |
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I'd go nowhere. Stand my ground and practice head shots from my roof with the Mini-14. |
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While heading North seems like a safer option (lower population is the biggest one that comes to mind)
Heading South seems like a better idea in terms of sustaining yoru own resources such as food and water. i would imagine the further north you go, the harder it would be to continue growing your own food in the winter. |
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the south has poisonous bugs... imagine surviving the initial outbreak only to be killed by a bug... |
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north = natural refrigeration when power goes out |
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BRAINS! |
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| the south has already had a zombie apocalypse |
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
That was a black joke Rusty. get it *nudge, nudge* |
oh I thought you were talking about the inbred white trash hicks who fuck their sisters ... But I guess RTTP is that way too. |
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| the south has already had a zombie apocalypse |
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
That was a black joke Rusty. get it *nudge, nudge* |
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Ill have to agree with you since this board is generally opposed to females. |
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I'm staying in Vermont. Fuck your north and your south. Highest guns per capita for the win. |
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Nazi Zombies don't freeze but they look cool in their outfits, whats worse stealing nazi gold, or jewish gold, which would be the worse zombie? And while we are at it, dont steal pirate gold, or they will come for you in the FOG...black gold dont count, as the white man has been stealing that from them for centuries! |
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Heat and humidity contributes to putrefecation and decay, whereas cold is effective at preserving the corpse.
Therefore, I'd head down to the tropics in a sailboat, take my time getting there so the zombies are in a more advanced state of decay (and are thus weaker and less-mobile), attempt to clear a small island, and then sip rum and feast on coconuts until dying of old age and/or advanced melanoma from all the sunbathing. |
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Heat and humidity contributes to putrefecation and decay...
..Therefore, I'd head down to the tropics in a sailboat, take my time getting there so the zombies are in a more advanced state of decay (and are thus weaker and less-mobile), |
WAT NOW?
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